Chords for The Beautiful South - Don't Marry Her [original explicit version - HQ]

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_ [G] _ _ [C] Think of [G] you with five [F] pencils Think of [G] her in bed
[F] Laying [C] there just watching [D] telly Think of [G] me instead
[C] I'll never [G] grow so old and [F] flabby That could [G] never be
[F] Don't [G] marry her, [C] fuck me And your love life [G] shines like copper
[F] But your work [G] shoes are glistening [F] She's a PhD [C] and I told you [Am] so
You've been eye-flipping, [G] I'm not listening She'll [C] grab your [G] sweaty box
[F] And slowly [G] face her knee [F] Don't [G] marry her, [C] fuck me
And the sun, the sun shines down on San [F] Francisco [C] Bay
[F] And you realize you can't make it [C] anyway You have to watch the clock
[F] Take the kitties to [C] the park [F] Don't [G] marry her, [C] fuck me
_ _ Lovely [G] Sunday mornings [F] With breakfast [G] brought in bed
[F] Those blackbirds [C] look like knitting [D] needles Trying to [G] peck your head
[C] Those birds will [G] peck you so hard [F] And throw [G] away the key
[F] Don't [G] marry her, [C] fuck me And the [G] kitchen's always tidy
[F] And the [G] bathroom's always clean [F] She's a diploma [C] written just hiding [D] things
If her first in [G]-laws see [C] And he sucks men [G] of angels
[F] So life [G] smells of grease [F] Don't [G] marry her, [C] fuck me
_ And the sun, the sun shines down on [F] San Francisco [C] Bay
[F] And you realize you can't make it [C] anyway You have to watch the clock
Take [F] the kitties to the [C] park _ [F] Don't [G] marry her, [C] fuck me
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_ _ the sun, the sun shines down on [F] San Francisco [C] Bay
[F] And you realize [C] you [Dm] can't make [F]
it [C] anyway You have to watch the clock
Take [F] the kitties to the [C] park [F] Don't [G] marry her, [C] fuck me _ _ _ _ _
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