The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton Chords by The Mountain Goats

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The best ever death metal band out of Dendi.
[G] A couple of guys, [A] you've been friends since grade [D] school.
One was named Cyrus, the other was Jeff.
[G] And they practiced twice a week [A] in Jeff's bedroom.
[D] The best ever death metal band out of Dendi.
[G] Never settled [A] on a name.
[D] But the top three contenders, after weeks of debate,
[G] were Satan's Fingers,
[A] and the Killers, and the [D] Hospital Bombs.
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[D] Jeff and Cyrus believed in their hearts, they were headed
[G] through stage lights and Learjets, [A] fortune and fame.
[D] So in script, they made prominent use of a pentagram.
[G] They snizzled their drumheads and [A] guitars with their names.
[G] And this was how Cyrus [A] got sent to the [D] school,
where they told him he'd never be [G] famous.
And this was why Jeff, in [A] the letters he'd [D] write to his friend,
helped [G] develop a plan to get even.
[D] When you punish a person for dreaming his dream,
[G] don't expect him to thank [A] or forgive you.
[D] The best ever death metal band out of Dendi.
[G] Will in time both outpace and [A] outlive you.
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Hail Satan, _ _ [G] Hail Satan.
[A] Hail to life, [D] Hail Satan, _ [G] Hail, Hail.
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