Chords for The Best Of: Jesse St. James
Tempo:
131.25 bpm
Chords used:
F
Eb
G
Gm
D
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
I'm getting out of Ohio soon.
[F] [Eb] I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California Los Angeles.
Maybe you've heard of it.
[Dm] It's in Los Angeles.
[Eb]
[G] [F] Jesse?
Hi, sweetie.
You remember the masculine [D] click of my designer [Eb] boots?
I saw all the paperwork.
I spoke with his parents.
They [G] went to her in Bali.
[F] It's a very expensive phone call.
I'm doing my best.
[D] When [Eb] you told me to seduce her
Befriend her was the word I used, [G] actually.
Whatever.
[F] Like Chang, who can't even sing, can at least dance.
[Eb] You kind of sing and dance like a zombie who has to poop.
Where do you say [G] we take the first spin?
[F]
Here?
[Eb] I'm kind of nervous.
I remember when I used to get nervous.
Hopefully.
You can apply this musical lesson to your own lives.
This song should be [F] arrested for the crime of sucking.
[Eb] You do know that song was meant to be sung by a [Ab] woman, [Gm] right?
[F]
I traded love for a fourth consecutive national championship.
It [Eb] was a bum deal.
For a first, maybe, but for [Gm] a fourth, no way.
Who [F]
sent a spy on me?
The laziest [D] person alive in the pasty-faced ghost story.
Come on.
[Eb] [G] [F]
Is that you?
I'm so glad you came.
I picked the [N] Stephen Sondheim biography section for a clandestine meeting place
because only he would be able to express my melancholia.
Oh my God.
[Eb]
[F] You're more of a drama queen than I am.
[G] Dude, keep it [Am] PG.
Dude, it's none of my business.
Your [Eb] business?
You guys need to [G] stop being such [F] asses and start being badasses.
How was I supposed to know that I was [Eb] actually supposed to show up to those other classes at school?
I was majoring in show [F] choir.
I just assumed it would be like at Carmel and the school would get some [Eb] Asian kid to take math and English and scientific writing.
I [Gm] like to give [F] impromptu concerts for the homeless.
It's so important to keep thriving.
[Dm] [Eb]
So, I'm going to hit the little [G] boy's room.
You're doing [F] a great job, though.
I really think that you should comment more.
Don't be [Eb] shy.
You know, he's not going to trick us into doing something stupid so his alma mater wins.
I don't think [F] I need to do much tricking to get you to do something [Gm] stupid.
The star of Vocal Adrenaline [Cm] is [D] Vocal Adrenaline.
No one is special.
You're [Gm] the bore.
[Bb] You don't like it, there's the [F] fricking door.
And how long did you work on that choreography?
[G]
Oh, wait.
There was none.
I thought you'd never [F] come back.
I miss all your drama.
[G]
[Cm] Never.
[N] They did a funk number.
We've never been able to pull off a funk [Eb] number.
Well, that's because we're solo sodomitons.
[F] [Eb] I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California Los Angeles.
Maybe you've heard of it.
[Dm] It's in Los Angeles.
[Eb]
[G] [F] Jesse?
Hi, sweetie.
You remember the masculine [D] click of my designer [Eb] boots?
I saw all the paperwork.
I spoke with his parents.
They [G] went to her in Bali.
[F] It's a very expensive phone call.
I'm doing my best.
[D] When [Eb] you told me to seduce her
Befriend her was the word I used, [G] actually.
Whatever.
[F] Like Chang, who can't even sing, can at least dance.
[Eb] You kind of sing and dance like a zombie who has to poop.
Where do you say [G] we take the first spin?
[F]
Here?
[Eb] I'm kind of nervous.
I remember when I used to get nervous.
Hopefully.
You can apply this musical lesson to your own lives.
This song should be [F] arrested for the crime of sucking.
[Eb] You do know that song was meant to be sung by a [Ab] woman, [Gm] right?
[F]
I traded love for a fourth consecutive national championship.
It [Eb] was a bum deal.
For a first, maybe, but for [Gm] a fourth, no way.
Who [F]
sent a spy on me?
The laziest [D] person alive in the pasty-faced ghost story.
Come on.
[Eb] [G] [F]
Is that you?
I'm so glad you came.
I picked the [N] Stephen Sondheim biography section for a clandestine meeting place
because only he would be able to express my melancholia.
Oh my God.
[Eb]
[F] You're more of a drama queen than I am.
[G] Dude, keep it [Am] PG.
Dude, it's none of my business.
Your [Eb] business?
You guys need to [G] stop being such [F] asses and start being badasses.
How was I supposed to know that I was [Eb] actually supposed to show up to those other classes at school?
I was majoring in show [F] choir.
I just assumed it would be like at Carmel and the school would get some [Eb] Asian kid to take math and English and scientific writing.
I [Gm] like to give [F] impromptu concerts for the homeless.
It's so important to keep thriving.
[Dm] [Eb]
So, I'm going to hit the little [G] boy's room.
You're doing [F] a great job, though.
I really think that you should comment more.
Don't be [Eb] shy.
You know, he's not going to trick us into doing something stupid so his alma mater wins.
I don't think [F] I need to do much tricking to get you to do something [Gm] stupid.
The star of Vocal Adrenaline [Cm] is [D] Vocal Adrenaline.
No one is special.
You're [Gm] the bore.
[Bb] You don't like it, there's the [F] fricking door.
And how long did you work on that choreography?
[G]
Oh, wait.
There was none.
I thought you'd never [F] come back.
I miss all your drama.
[G]
[Cm] Never.
[N] They did a funk number.
We've never been able to pull off a funk [Eb] number.
Well, that's because we're solo sodomitons.
Key:
F
Eb
G
Gm
D
F
Eb
G
I'm getting out of Ohio soon.
[F] _ _ [Eb] I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California Los Angeles.
Maybe you've heard of it.
_ [Dm] It's in Los Angeles. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ [F] Jesse?
Hi, sweetie.
You remember the masculine [D] click of my designer [Eb] boots?
I saw all the paperwork.
I spoke with his parents.
They [G] went to her in Bali.
[F] It's a very expensive phone call.
I'm doing my best.
_ [D] When [Eb] you told me to seduce her_
Befriend her was the word I used, [G] actually.
Whatever.
[F] Like Chang, who can't even sing, can at least dance.
[Eb] You kind of sing and dance like a zombie who has to poop.
Where do you say [G] we take the first spin?
[F] _
_ Here?
_ _ [Eb] I'm kind of nervous.
_ _ I remember when I used to get nervous.
Hopefully.
_ You can apply this musical lesson to your own lives.
This song should be [F] arrested for the crime of sucking. _ _
_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ You do know that song was meant to be sung by a [Ab] woman, [Gm] right?
_ _ _ [F]
I traded love for a fourth consecutive national championship.
It [Eb] was a bum deal.
For a first, maybe, but for [Gm] a fourth, no way.
Who [F]
sent a spy on me?
_ The laziest [D] person alive in the pasty-faced ghost story.
Come on.
[Eb] _ [G] _ _ [F]
Is that you?
I'm so glad you came.
_ I picked the [N] Stephen Sondheim biography section for a clandestine meeting place_
because only he would be able to express my melancholia.
Oh my God.
[Eb] _ _
_ _ _ [F] You're more of a drama queen than I am.
_ [G] Dude, keep it [Am] PG.
Dude, it's none of my business.
Your [Eb] business?
You guys need to [G] stop being such [F] asses and start being badasses.
How was I supposed to know that I was [Eb] actually supposed to show up to those other classes at school?
I was majoring in show [F] choir.
I just assumed it would be like at Carmel and the school would get some [Eb] Asian kid to take math and English and scientific writing.
I [Gm] like to give [F] impromptu concerts for the homeless.
It's so important to keep thriving.
[Dm] _ [Eb] _
_ So, I'm going to hit the little [G] boy's room.
You're doing [F] a great job, though.
I really think that you should comment more.
Don't be [Eb] shy.
You know, he's not going to trick us into doing something stupid so his alma mater wins.
I don't think [F] I need to do much tricking to get you to do something [Gm] stupid.
The star of Vocal Adrenaline [Cm] is [D] Vocal Adrenaline.
No one is special.
You're [Gm] the bore.
[Bb] You don't like it, there's the [F] fricking door.
And how long did you work on that choreography?
[G] _
Oh, wait.
There was none.
I thought you'd never [F] come back.
I miss all your drama.
[G] _ _
[Cm] Never.
_ [N] _ _ _ _ They did a funk number.
_ We've never been able to pull off a funk [Eb] number. _
Well, that's because we're solo sodomitons. _
[F] _ _ [Eb] I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California Los Angeles.
Maybe you've heard of it.
_ [Dm] It's in Los Angeles. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ [F] Jesse?
Hi, sweetie.
You remember the masculine [D] click of my designer [Eb] boots?
I saw all the paperwork.
I spoke with his parents.
They [G] went to her in Bali.
[F] It's a very expensive phone call.
I'm doing my best.
_ [D] When [Eb] you told me to seduce her_
Befriend her was the word I used, [G] actually.
Whatever.
[F] Like Chang, who can't even sing, can at least dance.
[Eb] You kind of sing and dance like a zombie who has to poop.
Where do you say [G] we take the first spin?
[F] _
_ Here?
_ _ [Eb] I'm kind of nervous.
_ _ I remember when I used to get nervous.
Hopefully.
_ You can apply this musical lesson to your own lives.
This song should be [F] arrested for the crime of sucking. _ _
_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ You do know that song was meant to be sung by a [Ab] woman, [Gm] right?
_ _ _ [F]
I traded love for a fourth consecutive national championship.
It [Eb] was a bum deal.
For a first, maybe, but for [Gm] a fourth, no way.
Who [F]
sent a spy on me?
_ The laziest [D] person alive in the pasty-faced ghost story.
Come on.
[Eb] _ [G] _ _ [F]
Is that you?
I'm so glad you came.
_ I picked the [N] Stephen Sondheim biography section for a clandestine meeting place_
because only he would be able to express my melancholia.
Oh my God.
[Eb] _ _
_ _ _ [F] You're more of a drama queen than I am.
_ [G] Dude, keep it [Am] PG.
Dude, it's none of my business.
Your [Eb] business?
You guys need to [G] stop being such [F] asses and start being badasses.
How was I supposed to know that I was [Eb] actually supposed to show up to those other classes at school?
I was majoring in show [F] choir.
I just assumed it would be like at Carmel and the school would get some [Eb] Asian kid to take math and English and scientific writing.
I [Gm] like to give [F] impromptu concerts for the homeless.
It's so important to keep thriving.
[Dm] _ [Eb] _
_ So, I'm going to hit the little [G] boy's room.
You're doing [F] a great job, though.
I really think that you should comment more.
Don't be [Eb] shy.
You know, he's not going to trick us into doing something stupid so his alma mater wins.
I don't think [F] I need to do much tricking to get you to do something [Gm] stupid.
The star of Vocal Adrenaline [Cm] is [D] Vocal Adrenaline.
No one is special.
You're [Gm] the bore.
[Bb] You don't like it, there's the [F] fricking door.
And how long did you work on that choreography?
[G] _
Oh, wait.
There was none.
I thought you'd never [F] come back.
I miss all your drama.
[G] _ _
[Cm] Never.
_ [N] _ _ _ _ They did a funk number.
_ We've never been able to pull off a funk [Eb] number. _
Well, that's because we're solo sodomitons. _