Chords for The Big House

Hit it boys!
_ This is Russia's [A] premier state-funded hotel
[E] _ We're very proud of our eclectic _ _ clientele
Excellence in service [A] since 1932
[G#m] Don't [C#m] believe what you read [F#m] in the online [G#] reviews
[F#m] It's the Big House, the perfect [B]
getaway
Welcome [F#m] into the Big House, you'll never [B] get away
It's no [C#] Hilton or [F#m] no Hyatt, but you will [B] have a riot
_ So please enjoy your [A] _
[B] stay
[E] _ _ Here's the dining [C#m] room, the menu is minimal
[E] _ What the cook does to the food is criminal
Pull up a seat, [A] frog, grab yourself a [G#m] stool
May I recommend [C#m] you [A] try our [B] famous gruel
[D#] [F#m] The Big House, you'll never [B] be alone
Life [F#m] ain't bad in the Big House, no [B] froggy no
Check [F#m] out after 10, what [B] a living here
You [C#m] are about to make yourself [A] at [B] home
_ [E] _ _ Accommodation here [C#m] is far superior
[E] Than anything else [B] you will find in Siberia
[E] _ Let me know if [A] there's anything you need
_ [G#m] Everything [C#m] is free, [A] money back guaranteed
[G#m] In the Big House you will not [C#m] survive
When you arrive in the Big House, [A] run for [B] your [C#] life
_ [F#m] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ [F#m] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G#] _
_ [F#m] _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ [A#] _ _ _
[C#] The [F#m] Big House, the perfect [B] getaway
Welcome into the Big House, you'll never [B] get away
For your [F#m] security, I'll keep the only key
So [C] please enjoy [A] your stay
[B] _