Chords for The Campfire Song

Come on, grab [E] some ambrosia and let the nectar flow.
[A] Why is everyone [E] scraping part of their plate into the fire?
Is the food [A] here really that bad?
[E] Offering to the gods.
It's not [A] enough that they're omnipotent [E] and all-powerful.
They need to feel appreciated.
[E] To the gods!
To the gods!
[A] _ Oh, things couldn't be worse when your [E] parents are on the universe.
[A] _ [E] Oh, things [B] couldn't [Dbm] be [A] worse when [E] you're pulled from the _ _ [A] universe.
My [E] dad is Hermes, he messengers things.
[A] You'll know [E] his sign by his shoes with those wings.
[A] I'd wait by the [E] phone, but the [Dbm] phone never rings.
[Gb] Oh, no!
Can I have a house?
When your [E] dad's a [Ab] god, life [A] can be tough.
I met the guy [B] once, and once [E] was enough.
Oh, I hear that.
Anna Beth!
[G] My mom's [A] Athena, she's smart and she's wise.
She's sworn off gluten [A] and she's sworn off [G] guys.
But if she came to [D] camp, [A] it'd be a [E] surprise.
Oh, no!
_ Oh, no!
[G] Oh, and my stepmom, [A] she hates me and [Gb] my dad works [G] all day.
So I left Virginia [A] and I ran [D] away.
Wait, is that true?
Everybody!
_ Oh, things _
[A] couldn't be worse when your [D] parents run the _ universe.
[G] Oh, [D] _
[A] things couldn't be [G] worse when [D] you're pulled from [A] the _ [D] universe.
Alright, who's next?
Oh, okay, let me see.
_ [G] My mom's Demeter, goddess [D] of rain.
[G] She gets [A] excited when it starts [D] to rain.
[G] But planting [D] and planting [A] and [Bm] planting's a pain. [E] Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Right, [G] for their [D] 16th birthday, my [G] friend's got a car _ [A] burn in some [D] dumb mason jar.
Ha ha [E] ha ha!
Ooh, my turn!
[A] I'm [E] the child of Pan, god of the [A] wild.
For those [E] who love nature, they're often beguiled.
[A] He's not really my [E] dad, but [B] I'm sort of his [Gb] child.
Oh, no!
_ Oh, no!
[A] He went [E] for a hike [Ab] to explore new frontiers, and no one has seen [B] him for [E] thousands of [A] years.
[E] Oh, things _ couldn't be worse [A] when your [E] parents run the _ [A] universe.
[E] Oh, [B] things couldn't be _ [A] worse when you're pulled [B] from the [E] universe.
_ Chiron, who's your dad?
Oh, well, [A] my father [E] is Cronus. _
[A] _ _ _ Remember [E] my lecture?
He ate his children. _ _ _ _
Chiron wins!
Yeah, you win.
Yeah, his dad's definitely the worst.
How about you, Selena? _ _ _
[A] The goddess [E] of love, my mom's Aphrodite.
[A] She tries to [E] be _ commane, but she's flighty.
[A] I'll bring home [E] a boy, and [B] she's there in [Dbm] her nightie.
[Gb] Oh, no!
It's so embarrassing, [A] guys!
I tried to seek [E] help [Ab] from Eve in [A] the face, but she steals my mascara [B] and all of [E] my grapes.
All right, [F] Percy, it's your turn.
Yeah, come on, Percy!
If I try to sing, it'll probably cause an avalanche.
Uh-oh, we're [Bb] all friends here.
Come on, give it a shot.
Okay. _ _ _
Um_
My mom was [F] named Sally. _
[C] She loved scary _ [F] movies.
[Bb] Eating food that [F] was blue and_
He's doing it wrong.
Yeah, who's your godly parent?
Oh, I don't know.
It's all right.
A lot of half-bloods never know their godly parent.
Just give it a try.
[Bb] _ _ _ So my dad is some god.
_ [C] _ That's [F] great, I guess.
_ _ [Bb] Did he not want me [C] or not [F] want the stress?
_ [Bb] Too bad [F] he's the worst.
[C] And my life [Dm] is a mess.
[G] Oh, no!
_ Oh, yeah, Percy! _
[Bb] I [F] hope he [A] shows even a [Bb] trace,
because I've got some choice [D] words to [C] throw in his [F]
face.
Yeah, Percy!
_ _ _ [Bb] _
[C] Oh, things couldn't [F] be worse [Bb] when your [F] parents run [C] the _ [F] universe.
[Bb] _
Oh, [C] things [Dm] couldn't be [F] worse.
But I don't [A] care where [Bb] our parents may be,
[C] as long as [Am] you are here with [F] me.
We don't care [Bb] where our parents may [C] be,
as long as [Dm] you are here with me.
[Gm] As long [A] as you [Bbm] are here [F] with me!
_ _ [Bb] _