Chords for The Cramps - Fissure of Rolando

[E] _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] You [E] must do what the things say!
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Pop a steam top, a railroad spike, [D] right [A] in his ear! _ _ _
_ _ Hot piranha, a breezy [D] mung bean, [A] have a beer! _ _ _ _
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Well, _ the eggs and the rice, if the soap doesn't suck,
_ _ _ You'll _ _ hear me laughing, _ [D] bringing [A] beds for people!
_ Ding dong, let's get to helping!
Please, _ _ _
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_ your [G] eyeballs [A] extracted, it's [D] not [A] delicious, so
_ Get _ _ _ to be tied, crop your [D] feet in a [A] fricking bow! _ _ _
It's just [G] beautiful!
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_ _ [E] _ [D] Well, [Em] _ [A] _ _
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_ they found her body beautiful, but [D] never [A] found her head!
Found a head, just sold a sweet Jew, and a nice [D] tree, [A] no bread!
That's only $1000, see ya, bye! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ Just one good tire on my pocket car, [D] oh, [A] I'm on fire! _
_ _ _ _ Just one good blow to the pitcher [D] of rum, [A] I'm numb! _
_ I saw that tit! _ _ _ _
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