The Daughter Of The Fish And The Ram Chords by The Scary Jokes

Tempo:
170.1 bpm
Chords used:

G

C

Em

D

Bm

Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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the daughter of the fish and the ram - the scary jokes chords
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[C] [G] [Em]
The daughter of the fish [G] and the ram [Em]
said, I am who I am, and what I am is a freak of
nature.
[C] [G]
[C] The daughter of the ram and the [G] fish
[C] [Em] always had one secret wish, [C] that someone would [G] love
her [C] [Em]
someday.
[C] [G] [Em]
But who could love someone with scales and horns?
A girl who was cursed since the day [G] she was born.
She cried and [Em] she whined [Bm] and she hated [Em]
herself.
She said, maybe if I tried [F#m] I could be [C] [G] someone else.
[C] [G]
[C] [G]
[C] [G]
[Em] So the daughter of the fish [G] and the ram
[C] [G] visited [Em]
a magical clan.
The oldest and wisest creature [G] in the sea.
[Em]
She said, magical clam, take pity.
I only want to be pretty.
The clam scratched [G] his shell
[C] [G]
[Em] and he told her, I will give you this magical [G] pearl.
It will grant any wish that [C] you have [G] in the world.
But even the magic [D] that I [Em] possess can never bring [Bm] you true [C]
happiness.
You gotta take care of that yourself, said the clam.
[G] So the power [C] of the magical [G] pearl
[C] turned [Em] her into a beautiful girl.
And she swam ashore
[C] and [Em]
crawled up on dry [C] land.
[G] [Em]
But all of the people she met said, why is this girl soaking wet?
And they laughed at her
[C] [G] and
[Em] they called her weird.
[C] [G] Sure, she might not [C] have been ugly
[G] anymore, but she was just [Em] as lonely [C] as she [G] was before.
So crying, the girl [D] fled back to [C] the sea.
[G] Then she asked the clam, why won't [Bm] your magic [C] work [G] on me?
[C] [G]
[C] [G]
[C] [G]
[Em] The clam in his wisdom [G] replied,
[C] [G] it's the person [C] you are [G] inside.
[Em] That's the problem, [G]
my dear.
[C] [G]
[C] [Em] Sadly, you were doomed from [G] the start.
[Em] There's an incurable longing in your heart.
And [C] not [G] even magic [C] [G] can
[C] [G] fix that.
[C] [G]
[C] [G] Cause you miss the ocean [C] when [G] you're on land.
And when you're in the water, [C] you [G] miss the sand.
Trust me, my darling, [D] take this time [Em] to roam.
Cause no one you meet is [B] gonna make you feel like [G] you're home.
[C] So [G]
[C] [G]
[C] [G]
[C] [G] even though [C] she didn't really [G] like it,
[C] [Em] She took the clam's [G] advice [C] and set out [G] on a journey.
[C] [G]
[C] All by [Em] herself.
[G]
[C] [Em] And all of the wonder she saw,
Filled her with humility and awe.
And she felt right at home, [C] [G]
[Em] wherever she roamed.
Her hooves let her climb to [C] the [G] highest peaks.
And her gills let her swim to [C] the bottom of [G] the sea.
And they still called her strange, but [D] she didn't [C] really mind.
[F#] She was strange, she was strong, she was doing [C] just fine.
[G] She was strange, she was strong, she [D] was doing [C] [G] just fine.
[C] [G]
[G]
[C] [G]
[C] [G] The daughter [C] of the ram and [G] the fish
[C] [Em] Still hasn't gotten her wish, but not all of us do.
[C] [G]
[C] [G]
[C] [G]
[C] [G] Maybe [Em] someday she'll find
Somebody [C] curious [G] and kind to wander with her.
[C] [G]
[C] [G] Until then she's okay with [C] just being [G] alone.
Some things you just have [C] to find on [G] your own.
Sorry if my story [F#m] leaves something to be [C] desired.
[G] My fins are so sore and [F#m] my hooves are [C] so tired.
[G] My fins are so sore [B] and my hooves are [C] so tired.
[G] My fins are so [Em] sore [D] and my
[C] [G]
[C] hooves
[G] are [C] [Em] so tired.
[G]
[C]
[G] [C]
Key:  
G
2131
C
3211
Em
121
D
1321
Bm
13421112
G
2131
C
3211
Em
121
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To learn The Scary Jokes - The Daughter Of The Fish And The Ram chords, these are the chords to practise in sequence: C, G, C, G and G. I suggest starting at a calm pace of 85 BPM, and as you gain confidence, approach the song's BPM of 170. Tune your capo to accommodate your vocal range, referencing the song's key: G Major.

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_ _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ [Em] _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ The daughter of the fish [G] and the ram [Em] _
_ _ _ said, I am who I am, and what I am is a freak _ of _ _ _ _
_ _ _ nature. _
[C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[C] _ _ The daughter of the ram and the [G] fish _
[C] _ _ _ [Em] always had one secret wish, [C] that someone would [G] love
her [C] _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _
_ _ someday. _ _
[C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ [Em] _
_ _ But who could love someone with scales and horns?
A girl who was cursed since the day [G] she was born.
She cried and [Em] she whined [Bm] and she hated [Em]
herself.
She said, maybe if I tried [F#m] I could be [C] _ [G] someone else. _
[C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[Em] _ So the daughter of the fish [G] and the ram _
[C] _ _ _ [G] visited [Em]
a magical clan.
The oldest and wisest _ _ _ creature _ _ [G] in the sea. _
[Em] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ She said, magical clam, take pity. _
_ _ I only _ want to be pretty.
The clam scratched [G] his shell _
[C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[Em] _ and he told her, _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ I will give you this magical [G] pearl.
It will grant any wish that [C] you have [G] in the world.
But even the magic [D] that I [Em] possess can never bring [Bm] you true _ [C]
happiness.
You gotta take care of that yourself, said the clam. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] So the power [C] of the magical [G] pearl _
[C] _ turned [Em] _ her into a beautiful girl.
And she swam ashore _
[C] _ and _ [Em] _
crawled up on dry [C] land.
_ _ [G] _ _ [Em] _
_ _ But all of the people she met _ _ _ said, why is this girl soaking wet?
And they laughed at her _
[C] _ _ [G] and _ _
[Em] they called her weird. _
_ _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [G] Sure, she might not [C] have been ugly _
[G] anymore, but she was just [Em] as lonely [C] as she [G] was before.
So crying, the girl [D] fled back to [C] the sea.
[G] Then she asked the clam, why won't [Bm] your magic [C] _ work [G] on me? _
[C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[Em] _ _ The clam in his wisdom [G] replied, _
[C] _ _ [G] it's the person [C] you are [G] _ inside.
[Em] _ That's the problem, _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ my dear.
[C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ [Em] Sadly, you were doomed from [G] the start. _
[Em] _ _ There's an incurable longing in your heart.
And [C] not [G] even magic [C] _ _ [G] can _ _
[C] _ _ [G] fix that. _
[C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[C] _ _ [G] Cause you miss the ocean [C] when [G] you're on land.
And when you're in the water, [C] you [G] miss the sand.
_ Trust me, my darling, [D] take this time [Em] to roam.
Cause no one you meet is [B] gonna make you feel like [G] you're home. _
[C] _ So [G] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [G] even though [C] she didn't really [G] like it, _
[C] _ _ [Em] She took the clam's [G] advice [C] and set out [G] on a journey. _
[C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[C] All by [Em] herself. _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[C] _ _ [Em] And all of the wonder she saw,
_ _ _ Filled her with humility and awe.
And she felt right at home, _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _ _
[Em] wherever _ she roamed. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Her hooves let her climb to [C] the _ [G] highest peaks.
And her gills let her swim to [C] the bottom of [G] the sea.
And they still called her strange, but [D] she didn't [C] really mind.
[F#] She was strange, she was strong, she was doing [C] just fine.
[G] She was strange, she was strong, she [D] was doing [C] _ _ [G] just fine.
[C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[C] _ _ [G] The daughter [C] of the ram and [G] the fish _
[C] _ _ _ [Em] Still hasn't gotten her wish, but not all of us do. _
_ [C] _ _ [G] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [G] _ Maybe [Em] _ someday she'll find
_ _ _ _ Somebody [C] _ curious [G] and kind to wander with her.
[C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ [G] Until then she's okay with [C] just being [G] alone.
Some things you just have [C] to find on [G] your own.
_ Sorry if my story [F#m] leaves something to be [C] desired.
[G] My fins are so sore and [F#m] my hooves are [C] so tired.
[G] My fins are so sore [B] and my hooves are [C] so tired.
[G] My fins are so [Em] sore [D] and my _
[C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[C] _ hooves
_ [G] are [C] _ _ [Em] so tired.
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _

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This song finds its place within the Bad at Math album.

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