Chords for The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings (Futurama) Full Opera Dub

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_ _ _ _ Who is this one [Dbm]-eyed female [G] baby Moses?
_ [Am] With [A] courage in her female baby [G] _ _ smile?
[Bb] Why stay [Ab] behind the [Eb] stars?
Why stop being strange and stingy?
[Ab] Or just a little _
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[C] bit of a_
Leela, _ [Fm] _ Leela, [C] Leela, stay here.
[Fm] Stay dry, stay [Db] dry, God's given up.
Where's he [Ab] bound me?
As for me, I must [D] be off.
You'll have my darker [C] check this cough.
_ _ [E] _ [F] Goodbye.
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[E] _ _ _ _ _ To win Leela's [Am] heart with the [E] hull of Orna's heart,
I need [Dm] hands of transcendental quickness.
[F] Well, I [A] don't see any danger [E] in gambling with a [Ab] stranger,
For my [F] head is [B] of a most [E]
amazing [Abm] pick.
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_ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Gm]
I'm stupid, [G] I'm stupid, I'm [C] stupider than you,
[Fm] I'm stupider [G] than you [Cm] everywhere. _ _ _
_ [Fm] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ This opera's as lousy as it [A] is brilliant.
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_ _ _ Your lyrics lack subtlety.
You can't just have your characters announce how they feel.
That [Bb] makes me feel angry.
Look, what do you want?
I [D] want my hand back.
[Bb] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _
_ A deal, a deal, even better [G] for a dealer.
Very [F] well, then I'll take what I [A] want from _ [C] Leela.
[Bb] I will take [A] it.
_ _ _ [Dm] Leela had promised [F] me her hand.
And I do not stand.
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[A] I should have revealed I'd been deafened by Bender.
The shame, the shame.
But I feared you'd [B] stop writing this musical splendor.
[Gbm] _ Deception's the curse of my whimsical [B] gender.
You gave me _ [E] mechanical ears.
[A] _ _ [B] Effective, though [Gbm] just a bit [Abm] _ [E] garish.
In [B] return, [A] without shedding [B] a tear,
[A] I agreed [Gbm] that I'd give him [Ab] my _ hand.
In [Dbm] marriage.
[A] What?
[Gbm] You'll give me [Abm] your [Ab] hand in [Dbm]
marriage.
_ Is this [G] really [Gb] happening or just [F] being [A] sage?
It can't [F] be real.
[E] Not if Leela [A] is engaged.
[D] That [Fm] isn't what I meant.
[D] That [G] isn't what I [A] signed.
You should have [Am] checked the [Em] wording in [D] the fine _ [F] _ _
print.
_ [Em] I'll give you [Gbm] my hand.
[A]
In [Bm] marriage.
_ [A] The use of words expressing something other [B] than their [E] literal intention.
Now that is [A] _ irony.
_ _ _ I will marry her now and confide her to [B] hell.
How droll, [A] how _ [E] droll.
Where Styx is a river and not just a band.
[Gb] Though they'll pay our reception if all goes as [G] planned.
That's right, you surrender [D] me my [B] hand.
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[Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ Destiny [G] has cheated me [C] by forcing me to [Dm] decide upon
_ the woman that I _ idolize or the hands of [Gb] an _ [Am]
automaton.
Without [G] these hands I can't complete [B] the opera that was [Em] captivating her.
But [C] if I keep them and [G] she marries him,
then he [B] probably won't want [Em] me dating her.
_ [B] How droll.
_ Bravo.
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[Db] I can't [A] believe the devil [Ab] is so [Gm]
unforgiving.
[Gb] I can't believe everybody's [B] just a _ dimpling. [A] How droll.
The power [D] _ vested in me by [F] the State of New New [Gbm] York.
[Cm] _ Stop, _ [Ab] take my hand.
[C] _ Eugene [G] _ _ McArthur.
[Fm] The _ _ power _ _ _ [Db] vested in me by the State of [F] New New York. _ _ _ _ _ _
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How droll.
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