Chords for The Divine Comedy - No One Knows

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Thank you very much. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ I was on my annual leaf collecting holiday to Bavaria last year
and [F] I stopped into a small family restaurant in a wooded glade. _ _
Over my [F#] sucroute and reisling I could hear the sound of a strange but wonderful song.
_ The later Hosen proprietor said that it was an old favourite of his on 78.
_ It was [N] Heinz Wulf, a 1923 bizarre cabaret songwriter.
_ _ So I said I had to have it.
I traded my finest leaf and I brought it home and carefully transcribed it and translated it.
_ And just as we were about to play it I was shocked to turn on the radio
and there it was being played by a heavy rock act called Queens of the Stone Age.
_ Anyway, this is the original and best.
_ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _
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_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _
[Cm] _ We get these rules to _ follow
That and this
These [G] and those
_ _ [B] _ _ No [C] one [Cm] knows _ _ _ _ _
_ We get these pills to swallow
_ _ How they stick in [G] my throat
_ [B] _ Tastes [Cm] like gold
_ _ _ [C] _ Oh [G] what you do to _ [B] me
_ No [G#m] one
[Cm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Maria
_ [G] _ _ _ _
[C] _ [D] _ Maria
[G] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Maria _ _
[Cm] Maria _ Maria Maria Maria
I [G] _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [Cm] journey _ _ _ _ _ _ _ through the desert _ of the mind
With no [G] hope _ _ _ [B] _ I [Cm] fall in love _ _ _ _ _ _
_ I drift along the ocean
_ Dead like gold in [G] the sun
_ [B] I _ come [C] undone _ _ _ _ _
[G] Casually caving in
[B] I come [C] undone _ _ _ _ _
I realize [G] you're mine
[Cm] Who need a fool [G] am I _
[Cm] I realize _ [G] you're _ mine
[Cm] Who need a fool am [G] I _ _
[C] _ _ _ Play that [G] banjo _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ _ Violin _ _
_ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ [Cm] _ _ [G] _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Heaven smiles above [Cm] me
_ What a gift
Here [G] below _ _ _
[B] _ _ No [D] one
[C] _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] The gift that you give to me _
[B] _ No [Cm] one _ _ _
_ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _
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