Chords for The Divine Comedy - The Complete Banker (Sugar Club Dublin, 7th May 2010)

_ _ _ _ _ _ This next song is _ inspired by our glorious financial [Eb] community, _ _ _ who does proud.
_ [G] This is called The Complete Banker, [N] _
_ _ if I get it right. _ _
_ I wasn't put [G] disclaimers before, so [Eb] _
this will [Ebm] be brilliant.
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Can _ [Cm] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ [Dm] _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Dm] _ _
[A] _ [Dm] anyone lend me ten [A]
billion [Dm] quid?
[A] _ _ [Dm] Why'd you look [Gm] so [F] glum?
Was [Gm] it [F] something I did?
[Dm] _ [D] So I caused a [Bb] second Great [Gm] Depression.
[Cm] _ [Gm] What can I [Cm] say?
_ [Gm] _ I guess [Bb] I got a [Eb] bit carried [C] away. _
[F] If I say I'm sorry, will you give me the money?
[Bb] Well they [F] call me [Gm] a complete banker [Bb] in a blank [F] bank deed.
[Gm] Sweet Samantha [Bb] writing [F] A's to B.
[Gm] Oh how I'd hang [Eb] her for the low _ [F] pays.
[A] _ [Bb] When I was [Gm] free, the [Eb] complete banker in [Bb] my arm [Gm]-army.
I followed [Eb] the banker [Bb] and his harmony.
For money [Eb] makes [Ebm] the world go [F] round and round down [Bb] the drain.
[G] _ _ [E] _ _ _
[Dm] We [A] went to war on [Dm] the floor [A] of the [Dm] exchange.
_ [G] To [Dm] all [Gm] of us, [Dm] it was just a [Gm] big game.
[Dm] _ But [Gm] God I loved [Cm] it, making [Gm] a profit [Cm] from _ somebody's loss.
[Gm] _ _ [Cm] I [Bb] never knew exactly [Eb] whose money [C] it was. _
[F] And I did not care as long as there [Bb] was lots [F] of me.
When I was free, the [Bb] complete banker in a blank [F] bank [Gm] deed.
Sweet Samantha [Bb] writing A's to [F] B.
[Gm] Oh how I'd hang her [Eb] for the low _
_ [F] pays.
When I was free, [Gm] the complete [Eb] banker in my arm [F]-army.
[Gm] I followed the [Eb] banker and his [Bb] harmony.
[Eb] For money makes [Ebm] the world go round and [Bb] round [C]
down the [Dm] drain.
_ [Dm] _ _ [D] _ _
[Dm] _ _ [A] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
[Dm] _ We'll learn _ [A] lessons from [G] tests and _ analyze.
[A] _ _ [Gm] _
[G] We'll crunch [Gm] the numbers, cause the numbers never lie.
_ _ [Db] Or [Cm]
maybe this recession is [Cm] a blessing [Bb] in [Cm] disguise.
_ _ We can build [Bb] a much, [C] much bigger [Eb] bubble the [C] next time.
_ [F] I leave the [Bb] rest to me.
[F] Now listen, well that's just me.
[Gm] The complete [Eb] banker in a [F] blank bank deed.
[Gm] Margaret [Bb] Thatcher writing A's [F] to B.
[Gm] Oh how I'd hang [Eb] her for the good old _ [F] days.
[Bb] When I [F] was me, I'm [Gm] a complete banker.
[Bb] I'm a conscience [F] free.
Malignant cancer [Bb] on [F] society.
[Bb] The day [Eb] you let your [C] guard down, [F] I'll jump round _ again.
_ [Gm] _
_ [Bb] _ _ [F] _ _ [Gm] I'll be [Bb] fine again.
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