Half Jack Chords by The Dresden Dolls

[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _
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[D] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
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[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Half underwater, _ [Bb] I'm half my mother's [F] daughter _
[D] _ _ _ Fractions left up to _ [Bb] _ dispute
_ [F] Half [E]
of [D] _ the whole _ collection, half [Bb] of the price they're [F] asking
_ [E] _ [D] And a half way half, so they'll [Bb] repeat
_ _ [F] Ah, [E] ah, [D] ah, ah, ah, _ _ _ ah, ah, [Gm] ah, ah, [Dm] ah, ah, [E] [D] ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Half _ [Dm] accidental, _ a [Bb] painful _ _ [F]
instrumental
_ [Em] _ [Dm] _ [D] _ Half [Dm]
allowed to [G] think _ [Bb] about
_ [F] Ah, [Em] ah, [D] ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
They think they're joking
You [Bb] have to go [F] provoke [Em] them
[Dm] I _ [D] guess it's time to be [Bb] found
_ [F] Ah, _
[Am] [F] ah, ah.
You'll lose the _ biology and [C] have [Dm] corrective _ surgery come wrong.
You'll notice something [Bb] [F] funny.
You have a ratty foot [D] too.
The world grew [Dm] into some black hole [F] before they had [Bb] these [F] pills to take [Dm] it back.
A [A] half-joke _ and _ [D] half-jagger. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ [F] _ _ [Em] _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
_ [F] _ _ [Em] _ _ [D] _ Two halves are equal, a [Bb] cross between two [F] _ evils.
[Dm] _ [D] It's not an un _ [Gm] [Bb]-faithful _ lot.
[F] _ _ [Dbm] _ _ [D] But if you listen, you'll [Bb] learn to hear the [F] difference
_ [D] _ _ between the halves and the half, [Bb] _ not _
[F] [E] a half.
[Bb] And when I let in [D] and I feel the [A] stitches getting thicker,
_ [Bb] I try to wash [D] them out, but like they [A] say, the blood is thicker.
I [Bb] see my [Dm] mother in my [D] face, but [A] only when [Dm] I [A]
travel I [Bb] run as [Dm] fast as I can run,
[A] but Jack comes tumbling after. _
_ [Bb] _ When [F] I'm brave enough and [C] the mind's a clever [Bb] way to [Dm] kick him out,
and I'm [Bb] so high not even you [F] and I are [C] enough to bring me [Bb] down.
I'm [Dm] a virgin, I've [C] never found the magic [Bb] words to [Dm] change the facts.
I'm [A] half-joke _ _ [Dm] _
_ [A] _ [D] and half-jagger.
I'm half-joke and half _ -jagger.
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [F] _
_ [E] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [F]
[C] I'm _ _ [Dm] halfway _ [D] home now, [Bb] half-hoping for a [F] showdown,
[E] [Dm] cause I'm [D] not big enough to house this [Bb] _ _ crowd.
[F] Ah, [E] ah, _ [Dm] ah, it might [D] destroy me, but [Bb] I'd sacrifice [Dm] my body
if _ [D] it meant I'd get the [Bb] jackpot _ out.
[F] _
[Bb] _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ [D] Jack.
Rob.
Jack.
[Bb] Rob.
_ [F] Jack.
Zig.
[E] Jack.
[D] _ Zig.
Jack.
Rob.
Jack.
[Bb] Rob.
[Dm] Jack.
Zig.
[E] [Dm] Jack.
Zig.
Jack. _ _
Zig.
[Bb] Rob.
Jack.
[F] Zig.
[C]
Jack.
[Dm] Zig.
Jack.
Rob.
[Bb] Jack.
Jack! Run!
Run!
Jack!
Run!
[F] _ [E] Jack!
Jack!
[Dm] Run!
Run!
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