Chords for The Epic of PB&J

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_ _ Bologna _ ham [G#m] and liver cheese
_ _ [E] These won't bring me to my knees
_ _ Of all [B] the spreads [A] that have graced our breads
There's [D] just one for which I'll say [B] pretty _ please _
_ _ [E] Peanut butter and jelly
That's what I like in my belly
[A] Peanut butter and jelly
Share it with Nora [E] and Kelly
[B] Peanut butter I'll come to supper [A] with
Them and digger and glee
[B] Oh peanut butter and
Peanut butter and
Peanut [E] butter and jelly
_ _ _ _ [D#] _
_ _ Eat it in the bathtub
Eat it on the streetcar
Eat [A] it in the sandbox
Carry me a spare [F#] jar
Eat it with the jellyfish
Out on a [B] sandbar
I really don't think you can carry it too far
[E] Tons of it
_ [A] Gobs of it
Gobs of it
[E] Trucks of it
Trucks of [A] it
Towns of it
Towns of it
One of my [B] favorite sights
Put it in neon lights PB&J PB&J [A] PB [B]&J
Peanut _ _ _ _ _ butter and [E] jelly
That's what I like in my [B] belly
[A] Peanut butter and jelly
While I'm [E] watching the [B] telly
Peanut butter [F#m] I'll sink
My uppers and [A] lowers and all of my teeth
[B] Into peanut butter and
Peanut butter and
Peanut [E] butter and jelly _ _ _ _
_ _ Watching them cartoons
Munching on macaroons
Waiting [A] for the good eats
Looking for the super [F#] treats
Letting my mind go laughing and singing
[B] Hoping my mama soon will be [E] bringing
Tons of it
_ [A] Gobs of it
Gobs [E] of it
Trucks of it
Trucks of it
[A] Towns of it
_ One of my favorite [C#m] sights
Put it in neon [B] lights PB&J PB&J
PB&J
Peanut _ _ _ _ _ _ butter and jelly
That's what I like [E] in my belly
[A] Peanut butter and jelly
Take it when I visit [E] Aunt Nellie
[B] She just likes her crumpets and tea
[A] Don't handle more shit for me
No [B] peanut butter and
Peanut butter and
Peanut butter and [E] jelly
[A] One _ day I saw myself out swimming
[D] Crossed the ocean blue
_ [A]
Attacked by whales and crocodiles
[D] I punched them out, ker [E]-ploo
_ [A] And on my way back to the shore
I [D] saved three drowning people
[E] Maybe more
And [F#m] the crowds on the land
Reporters and such
All [D] cheered as I [E] swam in
_ [A] And the mayor was there
And the high school band
[D] As I posed [E] for the town newsmen _
The mayor stood up to the microphones
You [D] can have whatever you want
[F#m] Three new cars
The key to the city
_ [D] No wait for you
We'll declare a special [E] day
_ _ [A] I paused for a moment
And cleared my throat
[D] The crowds fell as silent as church mice
[B] And in that [D] moment I was heard to say
Well, [B] a PB&J'd be awful nice
_ _ Peanut [E] butter and jelly
That's what I like in my belly
[A] Peanut butter and jelly
Shared with [E] Nora and Kelly
[B] Peanut butter, I'll come to [A] suffer
With them and bigger and glee
[B] For peanut butter and
Peanut butter and
Peanut [E] butter and jelly
[B] For peanut butter and
Peanut butter and
Peanut butter [E] and jam
No ham, please, ma'am
Just gimme that spread that goes to my head
[A] And tickles my innards with glee
[B] It's peanut butter and
Peanut butter and
Peanut butter [E] and jelly
[B] It's peanut butter and
Peanut butter and
Peanut butter [E] and jelly
Spread it around
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