Chords for The Geraldine Fibbers - Dragon Lady

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_ _ _ _ _ [A] I got some _ satisfaction _ [E] from lifting up your dress
_ [A] A slap in the face is [E] worth a hundred words
_ _ [A] When I open my eyes again I [E] expect that you'll be gone
_ _ _ [A] But you always do what I [E] _ _ expect _
_ _ _ [F] _ [Bm] [E] I'm stopping everything, making fun of myself
Drinking lipstick, eating baked potions
[A] Ripping up words that I thought were important
[E] Maybe that'll blow the window open
Everything I say is a stupid lie
[F#] I won't tell the truth even when I die
[A] I'll rip myself to pieces till the end of time
[E] Then I'll glue it back together in a stupid rhyme _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ [A] There's a story of a girl so sleepy [E] _ she could not be roused
_ _ She [A] was kissed by pigs and doctors _ [E] all over the land
_ _ _ [A] The birds in the trees came down [E] and landed in her head
_ _ _ [A] They built a nest and the little [E] birdies hatched it there
_ Teach _ _ me something, rip out my hands, [F#] get up
Kick them all in the family jewels
[A] Watch the sale of ants here just unfold
[E] Then we'll rob the 7-Eleven and hit [Em] the road, yeah yeah _
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_ _ _ _ [A] _ [E] We'll _
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_ [D] _ _ _ _ [E] take hostages, make demands, and start
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_ _ _ _ [E] [A] Feeling simple by the time we close the [E] devices _ _
Celebrant, don't hit a license
Watch this in improv, learn to fly
Run out of gas while we're in the sky
[A] And _ _ at Christmas, [E] you choose to end up chomping with the airplane wreck
Everything I say is a stupid lie
[D] I won't tell the truth even when I [A] die
I'll rip myself to pieces till the end of time
[E] Then I'll blow a brand new channel in a stupid rhyme, yeah yeah _ _ _ _
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