Black Pudding Bertha Chords by The Goodies

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[G] _ She liked to rock, _ _ _ she did all night. _ _
Ladies [Bb] in the South [A] can [Ab] never do [G] it right.
Can't do it, just can't do it, she know her less.
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I really [G] love the ox, she's a mess. _ _
When [Bb] she starts to [A] dance, she shims [Ab] like a plate [G] of tripe.
She's got big feet and cow heels, tripe and cow [C] heels.
Big bowl of grassy, that's doing the rock [G] and roll. _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] Black pudding butter, she's the queen of number [D] and show. _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ Bygone, bygone, easy on, [A] basic on, yum yum, yum yum, shake your bones, [G] shake your bones.
Black pudding butter, [Am] she's the [D] queen of number [G] and show. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] Here's a shot.
[G] Oh, _ she dances _ _ _ _ like an earthquake. _ _
And [Bb] everybody knows [A] she goes [Ab] like _
[G] dynamite.
Black pudding, oh, black pudding, her greasy lips. _ _
Tastes a bit like fish and chips. _ _
Every [Bb] time you [A] kiss she wets [Ab] my [G] appetite.
Try black pudding, oh, black [C] pudding, it's fat and juicy.
What can you expect [G] from her? _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] Looks just like pudding, that's why she appeals [D] to me.
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[G] _ Bygone, bygone, easy on, basic [A] on, yum yum, yum yum, shake your bones, shake your [G] bones.
Black pudding butter, [Am] she's the [D] queen of number [G] and show. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Bygone, bygone, easy on, basic [A] on, yum yum, yum yum, shake your bones, shake [G] your bones.
Black pudding butter, [Am] she's the [D] queen of number [G] and show.
_ _ _ _ Bygone, _ _ _ bygone, easy on, basic on, [A] yum yum, yum yum, shake your bones, shake [G] your bones.
Black pudding butter, [Am] she's [D] the queen of number [G] and show. _ _ _ _ _ _
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