Chords for The Guess Who Boardgame Song
Tempo:
123.1 bpm
Chords used:
G
C
D
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[G] In the mid [C]-1990s, MV Games made the [D] controversial decision to axe the [G] style of their clever deduction mystery-based game, Guess Who?
[C] They relaunched it with a more politically [D] correct set of characters.
The [G] game suffered, and as a result, the original styles drifted [C] off into obscurity.
This is [D] the story of what became of those [G] 24 heroes.
Famed for [C] his immaculate permed head, he [D] was one of the famous five that made up [G] the Do They Have Rosy Cheeks gang.
But sadly, he also [C] looked like the Yorkshire Ripper, and as a [D] result, women found him frightening.
[G] He now lives in the Lake District, sending sheep, although [C] he's not a farmer, and owns [D] no sheep.
[G]
Sam
Not only was [C] Sam a member of the infamous Bald [D] Five, but he was also only one of the [G] five bespeckled stars.
Only Sam's brown [C] eyes saved him from an early exit from the [D] game.
Sadly, he died in [G] 1998.
It was discovered after his death that Sam was [C] short for Samantha.
Yes, [D] Sam was in fact a bald woman.
Franz
[C] Franz was the Pele of Gesu.
His brown eyes were a [G] real winner.
Franz now works in IT.
He is married and worships the devil.
[D] [G] Max
Max is in the Guinness Book of Records for being the first ever [C] man to fly solely [D] powered by only a moustache.
[G] He flew a total distance of 30 metres over Belgium.
[C] He is now a barber, and [D] doesn't like it when shop assistants cough [G] into their hands just before handing over you your change.
[C] [D] Robert was voted the most miserable man in [G] the world in 1986.
Then he won the lottery and had a [C] nose job.
He's now retired, [D] and spends his days playing [G] conkers with a genuine Egyptian mummy he bought from his local museum [C] closed down.
[D] Alex died [G] in 2002 after a long, hard-fought five-year battle against [C] a grisly bear.
He was a transsexual Russian who [G] smelted salmon.
That's Alex, not the bear.
[C]
[D] Paul
Paul's story is a tragic one.
[G] His eyebrows were in fact small clouds, and occasionally [C] heavy hail showers would rain down [D] from them into his eyes.
[G] This left him blinded.
He drowned in March [C] 2000 after his eyebrow clouds [D] produced a pretty heavy rainstorm one night [G] as he lay fast asleep.
Richard
[C] Richard released a number of acoustic [D] folk records which were received with [G] only a lukewarm appreciation.
He also toured with finger [C] bobs.
He is now [D] heavily into marijuana, and lives [G] in a hibby commune in Norway.
With those [C] trademarked curtain veils in her ears, [D] Anne was always a popular and sexy girl.
She had an affair with Richard in the mid-1980s.
[C] Her hair was actually a [D] colony of tiny spiders, and [G] she died when they span a massive web one afternoon and [C] bit her.
David
[D] David.
All [G]-round sports star, and the most yellow-haired man to have [C] ever existed.
He is [D] now unbelievably boring and paints [G]
eggs.
Peter
Bachelor Peter runs [C] a tea room in Brighton.
He's [D] a quiet man, obsessed with collecting [G]
snakes rolled out of Blu-Tack. Charles
[C]
Charles was so [D] inconsolable after reading about Max's [G] unaided moustachioed flight over Belgium that he ripped his own one [C] off.
He was shocked to discover [D] that he had no face underneath [G] his moustache, and the bottom half of his head fell off.
[C] He died instantly.
[D] Eric
Eric [G] was never able to cope with his sexuality.
He [C] sold his hat on eBay for $1 [D] million in 1991, [G] and moved to Brazil, where he teaches German and evades the [C] clutches of Interpol.
[D] George
George was [G] unhappy because his hat was glued to his head by the US government.
Underneath his hat, the US [D] government was running for oil. Bill
Bill was born in New York, [G] where large oil fields were discovered inside George's chin.
[C] He died when the oil reserves in his [D] chin ran out, and the US government [G] abandoned him and invaded Iraq instead.
Bill
[C]
Bill's head was [D] actually an egg, and a bird [G] hatched out of it in 1993.
He married the bird and [C] stuck her some filial.
His [D] rosy cheeks are a result of his [G] embarrassment at hiding his dark secret.
Yes, new players.
He [C] is dedicating his life to researching [D] the life and times of Humpty Dumpty, [G] who he believes is a direct descendant of himself.
[C] Susan
Susan [D] runs a donkey sanctuary in Devon, and she [G] walks with a curious agony.
She's still pug-ugly, and [C] rumours persist that she's actually a [D] man in drag.
If donkeys could [G] speak, they may well be able to verify these claims.
Alfred
[C]
After being axed [D] from PS2, Alfred went on [G] to make over 30 million dirty films in his six-month porno [C] career.
His curious and intense [D] career has been the subject of [G] much internet spate.
Some Guess Who players have claimed he [C] hypnotised them into watching porn, [D] and claim MV, the game's [G] makers, furiously denied.
Look into his eyes.
[C] Actually, don't.
Bernard
[D] Bernard was an East European [G] gun smuggler.
His hat was made of woolly mammoth fur.
[C] He lives a solitary life now, writing [D] poetry in Moscow about guns and [G] mammoths.
His autobiography, Is He Wearing a Hat?,
sold over a billion [C] copies in the Ukraine.
[D] The bump on Herman's head [G] was the result of a build-up of snot from his enormous blocked nose.
[C] He now lives in a disused elevator, [D] and has gone mental, [G] preferring the company of flags to people.
Anita
It [C] was Anita's lifelong dream to travel around [D] Switzerland, performing her [G] one-woman show of The Wicker Man.
The tragedy struck on the opening night, [C] when she set light to herself [D] in a minor act, and was burned [G] to a cinder.
Maria
War heroine [C] French Resistance leader Maria opened [D] a cake shop at Gay Parade, where [G] she refuses to serve Germans.
Rumours persist that the Holy [C] Grail is hidden under her famous green [D] beret, but she strenuously denies [G] this.
Tom
[C] The brownie
[D] Even though the brownie did not collect silver [G] lip-bomb pots anymore, the police have told him this many times.
[C] Joe
Hocker's disc jockey [D] Joe married sexy doctor who assisted [G] Billy Piper.
He is currently developing fresh quiz show [C] ideas.
Claire
[D] Controversial Claire believes that the [G] Holocaust never happened, and this got her into hot water with the Swiss government in [C] January or October [D] 2010.
She's likely to die [G] alone in jail.
[C] They relaunched it with a more politically [D] correct set of characters.
The [G] game suffered, and as a result, the original styles drifted [C] off into obscurity.
This is [D] the story of what became of those [G] 24 heroes.
Famed for [C] his immaculate permed head, he [D] was one of the famous five that made up [G] the Do They Have Rosy Cheeks gang.
But sadly, he also [C] looked like the Yorkshire Ripper, and as a [D] result, women found him frightening.
[G] He now lives in the Lake District, sending sheep, although [C] he's not a farmer, and owns [D] no sheep.
[G]
Sam
Not only was [C] Sam a member of the infamous Bald [D] Five, but he was also only one of the [G] five bespeckled stars.
Only Sam's brown [C] eyes saved him from an early exit from the [D] game.
Sadly, he died in [G] 1998.
It was discovered after his death that Sam was [C] short for Samantha.
Yes, [D] Sam was in fact a bald woman.
Franz
[C] Franz was the Pele of Gesu.
His brown eyes were a [G] real winner.
Franz now works in IT.
He is married and worships the devil.
[D] [G] Max
Max is in the Guinness Book of Records for being the first ever [C] man to fly solely [D] powered by only a moustache.
[G] He flew a total distance of 30 metres over Belgium.
[C] He is now a barber, and [D] doesn't like it when shop assistants cough [G] into their hands just before handing over you your change.
[C] [D] Robert was voted the most miserable man in [G] the world in 1986.
Then he won the lottery and had a [C] nose job.
He's now retired, [D] and spends his days playing [G] conkers with a genuine Egyptian mummy he bought from his local museum [C] closed down.
[D] Alex died [G] in 2002 after a long, hard-fought five-year battle against [C] a grisly bear.
He was a transsexual Russian who [G] smelted salmon.
That's Alex, not the bear.
[C]
[D] Paul
Paul's story is a tragic one.
[G] His eyebrows were in fact small clouds, and occasionally [C] heavy hail showers would rain down [D] from them into his eyes.
[G] This left him blinded.
He drowned in March [C] 2000 after his eyebrow clouds [D] produced a pretty heavy rainstorm one night [G] as he lay fast asleep.
Richard
[C] Richard released a number of acoustic [D] folk records which were received with [G] only a lukewarm appreciation.
He also toured with finger [C] bobs.
He is now [D] heavily into marijuana, and lives [G] in a hibby commune in Norway.
With those [C] trademarked curtain veils in her ears, [D] Anne was always a popular and sexy girl.
She had an affair with Richard in the mid-1980s.
[C] Her hair was actually a [D] colony of tiny spiders, and [G] she died when they span a massive web one afternoon and [C] bit her.
David
[D] David.
All [G]-round sports star, and the most yellow-haired man to have [C] ever existed.
He is [D] now unbelievably boring and paints [G]
eggs.
Peter
Bachelor Peter runs [C] a tea room in Brighton.
He's [D] a quiet man, obsessed with collecting [G]
snakes rolled out of Blu-Tack. Charles
[C]
Charles was so [D] inconsolable after reading about Max's [G] unaided moustachioed flight over Belgium that he ripped his own one [C] off.
He was shocked to discover [D] that he had no face underneath [G] his moustache, and the bottom half of his head fell off.
[C] He died instantly.
[D] Eric
Eric [G] was never able to cope with his sexuality.
He [C] sold his hat on eBay for $1 [D] million in 1991, [G] and moved to Brazil, where he teaches German and evades the [C] clutches of Interpol.
[D] George
George was [G] unhappy because his hat was glued to his head by the US government.
Underneath his hat, the US [D] government was running for oil. Bill
Bill was born in New York, [G] where large oil fields were discovered inside George's chin.
[C] He died when the oil reserves in his [D] chin ran out, and the US government [G] abandoned him and invaded Iraq instead.
Bill
[C]
Bill's head was [D] actually an egg, and a bird [G] hatched out of it in 1993.
He married the bird and [C] stuck her some filial.
His [D] rosy cheeks are a result of his [G] embarrassment at hiding his dark secret.
Yes, new players.
He [C] is dedicating his life to researching [D] the life and times of Humpty Dumpty, [G] who he believes is a direct descendant of himself.
[C] Susan
Susan [D] runs a donkey sanctuary in Devon, and she [G] walks with a curious agony.
She's still pug-ugly, and [C] rumours persist that she's actually a [D] man in drag.
If donkeys could [G] speak, they may well be able to verify these claims.
Alfred
[C]
After being axed [D] from PS2, Alfred went on [G] to make over 30 million dirty films in his six-month porno [C] career.
His curious and intense [D] career has been the subject of [G] much internet spate.
Some Guess Who players have claimed he [C] hypnotised them into watching porn, [D] and claim MV, the game's [G] makers, furiously denied.
Look into his eyes.
[C] Actually, don't.
Bernard
[D] Bernard was an East European [G] gun smuggler.
His hat was made of woolly mammoth fur.
[C] He lives a solitary life now, writing [D] poetry in Moscow about guns and [G] mammoths.
His autobiography, Is He Wearing a Hat?,
sold over a billion [C] copies in the Ukraine.
[D] The bump on Herman's head [G] was the result of a build-up of snot from his enormous blocked nose.
[C] He now lives in a disused elevator, [D] and has gone mental, [G] preferring the company of flags to people.
Anita
It [C] was Anita's lifelong dream to travel around [D] Switzerland, performing her [G] one-woman show of The Wicker Man.
The tragedy struck on the opening night, [C] when she set light to herself [D] in a minor act, and was burned [G] to a cinder.
Maria
War heroine [C] French Resistance leader Maria opened [D] a cake shop at Gay Parade, where [G] she refuses to serve Germans.
Rumours persist that the Holy [C] Grail is hidden under her famous green [D] beret, but she strenuously denies [G] this.
Tom
[C] The brownie
[D] Even though the brownie did not collect silver [G] lip-bomb pots anymore, the police have told him this many times.
[C] Joe
Hocker's disc jockey [D] Joe married sexy doctor who assisted [G] Billy Piper.
He is currently developing fresh quiz show [C] ideas.
Claire
[D] Controversial Claire believes that the [G] Holocaust never happened, and this got her into hot water with the Swiss government in [C] January or October [D] 2010.
She's likely to die [G] alone in jail.
Key:
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C
_ _ _ _ [G] In the mid [C]-1990s, MV Games made the [D] controversial decision to axe the [G] style of their clever deduction mystery-based game, Guess Who?
[C] They relaunched it with a more politically [D] correct set of characters.
The [G] game suffered, and as a result, the original styles drifted [C] off into obscurity.
This is [D] the story of what became of those [G] 24 heroes.
_ _ _ Famed for [C] his immaculate permed head, he [D] was one of the famous five that made up [G] the Do They Have Rosy Cheeks gang.
But sadly, he also [C] looked like the Yorkshire Ripper, and as a [D] result, women found him frightening.
[G] He now lives in the Lake District, sending sheep, although [C] he's not a farmer, and owns [D] no sheep.
_ _ [G]
Sam
Not only _ _ _ was [C] Sam a member of the infamous Bald [D] Five, but he was also only one of the [G] five bespeckled stars.
Only Sam's brown [C] eyes saved him from an early exit from the [D] game.
Sadly, he died in [G] 1998.
It was discovered after his death that Sam was [C] short for Samantha.
Yes, [D] Sam was in fact a bald woman. _
_ Franz
_ _ [C] Franz was the Pele of Gesu.
His brown eyes were a [G] real winner.
Franz now works in IT.
He is married and worships the devil. _
[D] _ _ _ _ [G] Max
Max is in the Guinness Book of Records for being the first ever [C] man to fly solely [D] powered by only a moustache.
[G] He flew a total distance of 30 metres over Belgium.
[C] He is now a barber, and [D] doesn't like it when shop assistants cough [G] into their hands just before handing over you your change.
_ _ [C] _ _ _ [D] Robert was voted the most miserable man in [G] the world in 1986.
Then he won the lottery and had a [C] nose job.
He's now retired, [D] and spends his days playing [G] conkers with a genuine Egyptian mummy he bought from his local museum [C] closed down.
_ _ _ [D] Alex died [G] in 2002 after a long, hard-fought five-year battle against [C] a grisly bear.
He was a transsexual Russian who [G] smelted salmon.
That's Alex, not the bear.
_ _ [C] _ _
_ [D] Paul
Paul's story is a tragic one.
[G] His eyebrows were in fact small clouds, and occasionally [C] heavy hail showers would rain down [D] from them into his eyes.
[G] This left him blinded.
He drowned in March [C] 2000 after his eyebrow clouds [D] produced a pretty heavy rainstorm one night [G] as he lay fast asleep. _
_ Richard
[C] Richard released a number of acoustic [D] folk records which were received with [G] only a lukewarm appreciation.
He also toured with finger [C] bobs.
He is now [D] heavily into marijuana, and lives [G] in a hibby commune in Norway. _
With those [C] trademarked curtain veils in her ears, [D] Anne was always a popular and sexy girl.
She had an affair with Richard in the mid-1980s.
[C] Her hair was actually a [D] colony of tiny spiders, and [G] she died when they span a massive web one afternoon and [C] bit her.
David
_ [D] David.
All [G]-round sports star, and the most yellow-haired man to have [C] ever existed.
He is [D] now unbelievably boring and paints [G]
eggs.
Peter
_ Bachelor Peter runs [C] a tea room in Brighton.
He's [D] a quiet man, obsessed with collecting [G]
snakes rolled out of Blu-Tack. Charles
[C] _
Charles was so [D] inconsolable after reading about Max's [G] unaided moustachioed flight over Belgium that he ripped his own one [C] off.
He was shocked to discover [D] that he had no face underneath [G] his moustache, and the bottom half of his head fell off.
[C] He died instantly.
[D] Eric
Eric _ _ [G] was never able to cope with his sexuality.
He [C] sold his hat on eBay for $1 [D] million in 1991, [G] and moved to Brazil, where he teaches German and evades the [C] clutches of Interpol.
_ [D] _ George
George was [G] unhappy because his hat was glued to his head by the US government.
_ Underneath his hat, the US [D] government was running for oil. Bill
Bill was born in New York, [G] where large oil fields were discovered inside George's chin.
[C] He died when the oil reserves in his [D] chin ran out, and the US government [G] abandoned him and invaded Iraq instead.
Bill
[C] _
Bill's head was [D] actually an egg, and a bird [G] hatched out of it in 1993.
He married the bird and [C] stuck her some filial.
His [D] rosy cheeks are a result of his [G] embarrassment at hiding his dark secret.
Yes, new players.
He [C] is dedicating his life to researching [D] the life and times of Humpty Dumpty, [G] who he believes is a direct descendant of himself.
_ [C] Susan
Susan [D] runs a donkey sanctuary in Devon, and she [G] walks with a curious agony.
She's still pug-ugly, and [C] rumours persist that she's actually a [D] man in drag.
If donkeys could [G] speak, they may well be able to verify these claims.
Alfred
[C] _
After being axed [D] from PS2, Alfred went on [G] to make over 30 million dirty films in his six-month porno [C] career.
His curious and intense [D] career has been the subject of [G] much internet spate.
Some Guess Who players have claimed he [C] hypnotised them into watching porn, [D] and claim MV, the game's [G] makers, furiously denied.
Look into his eyes.
[C] Actually, don't.
Bernard
[D] Bernard was an East European [G] gun smuggler.
His hat was made of woolly mammoth fur.
[C] He lives a solitary life now, writing [D] poetry in Moscow about guns and [G] mammoths.
His autobiography, Is He Wearing a Hat?,
sold over a billion [C] copies in the Ukraine.
_ [D] The bump on Herman's head [G] was the result of a build-up of snot from his enormous blocked nose.
[C] He now lives in a disused elevator, [D] and has gone mental, [G] preferring the company of flags to people.
Anita
It [C] was Anita's lifelong dream to travel around [D] Switzerland, performing her [G] one-woman show of The Wicker Man.
The tragedy struck on the opening night, [C] when she set light to herself [D] in a minor act, and was burned [G] to a cinder.
Maria
_ War heroine [C] French Resistance leader Maria opened [D] a cake shop at Gay Parade, where [G] she refuses to serve Germans.
Rumours persist that the Holy [C] Grail is hidden under her famous green [D] beret, but she strenuously denies [G] this. _
_ Tom
_ _ _ [C] The brownie
[D] Even though the brownie did not collect silver [G] lip-bomb pots anymore, the police have told him this many times.
[C] Joe
Hocker's disc jockey [D] Joe married sexy doctor who assisted [G] Billy Piper.
He is currently developing fresh quiz show [C] ideas.
Claire
_ [D] Controversial Claire believes that the [G] Holocaust never happened, and this got her into hot water with the Swiss government in [C] January or October _ [D] 2010.
She's likely to die [G] alone in jail.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[C] They relaunched it with a more politically [D] correct set of characters.
The [G] game suffered, and as a result, the original styles drifted [C] off into obscurity.
This is [D] the story of what became of those [G] 24 heroes.
_ _ _ Famed for [C] his immaculate permed head, he [D] was one of the famous five that made up [G] the Do They Have Rosy Cheeks gang.
But sadly, he also [C] looked like the Yorkshire Ripper, and as a [D] result, women found him frightening.
[G] He now lives in the Lake District, sending sheep, although [C] he's not a farmer, and owns [D] no sheep.
_ _ [G]
Sam
Not only _ _ _ was [C] Sam a member of the infamous Bald [D] Five, but he was also only one of the [G] five bespeckled stars.
Only Sam's brown [C] eyes saved him from an early exit from the [D] game.
Sadly, he died in [G] 1998.
It was discovered after his death that Sam was [C] short for Samantha.
Yes, [D] Sam was in fact a bald woman. _
_ Franz
_ _ [C] Franz was the Pele of Gesu.
His brown eyes were a [G] real winner.
Franz now works in IT.
He is married and worships the devil. _
[D] _ _ _ _ [G] Max
Max is in the Guinness Book of Records for being the first ever [C] man to fly solely [D] powered by only a moustache.
[G] He flew a total distance of 30 metres over Belgium.
[C] He is now a barber, and [D] doesn't like it when shop assistants cough [G] into their hands just before handing over you your change.
_ _ [C] _ _ _ [D] Robert was voted the most miserable man in [G] the world in 1986.
Then he won the lottery and had a [C] nose job.
He's now retired, [D] and spends his days playing [G] conkers with a genuine Egyptian mummy he bought from his local museum [C] closed down.
_ _ _ [D] Alex died [G] in 2002 after a long, hard-fought five-year battle against [C] a grisly bear.
He was a transsexual Russian who [G] smelted salmon.
That's Alex, not the bear.
_ _ [C] _ _
_ [D] Paul
Paul's story is a tragic one.
[G] His eyebrows were in fact small clouds, and occasionally [C] heavy hail showers would rain down [D] from them into his eyes.
[G] This left him blinded.
He drowned in March [C] 2000 after his eyebrow clouds [D] produced a pretty heavy rainstorm one night [G] as he lay fast asleep. _
_ Richard
[C] Richard released a number of acoustic [D] folk records which were received with [G] only a lukewarm appreciation.
He also toured with finger [C] bobs.
He is now [D] heavily into marijuana, and lives [G] in a hibby commune in Norway. _
With those [C] trademarked curtain veils in her ears, [D] Anne was always a popular and sexy girl.
She had an affair with Richard in the mid-1980s.
[C] Her hair was actually a [D] colony of tiny spiders, and [G] she died when they span a massive web one afternoon and [C] bit her.
David
_ [D] David.
All [G]-round sports star, and the most yellow-haired man to have [C] ever existed.
He is [D] now unbelievably boring and paints [G]
eggs.
Peter
_ Bachelor Peter runs [C] a tea room in Brighton.
He's [D] a quiet man, obsessed with collecting [G]
snakes rolled out of Blu-Tack. Charles
[C] _
Charles was so [D] inconsolable after reading about Max's [G] unaided moustachioed flight over Belgium that he ripped his own one [C] off.
He was shocked to discover [D] that he had no face underneath [G] his moustache, and the bottom half of his head fell off.
[C] He died instantly.
[D] Eric
Eric _ _ [G] was never able to cope with his sexuality.
He [C] sold his hat on eBay for $1 [D] million in 1991, [G] and moved to Brazil, where he teaches German and evades the [C] clutches of Interpol.
_ [D] _ George
George was [G] unhappy because his hat was glued to his head by the US government.
_ Underneath his hat, the US [D] government was running for oil. Bill
Bill was born in New York, [G] where large oil fields were discovered inside George's chin.
[C] He died when the oil reserves in his [D] chin ran out, and the US government [G] abandoned him and invaded Iraq instead.
Bill
[C] _
Bill's head was [D] actually an egg, and a bird [G] hatched out of it in 1993.
He married the bird and [C] stuck her some filial.
His [D] rosy cheeks are a result of his [G] embarrassment at hiding his dark secret.
Yes, new players.
He [C] is dedicating his life to researching [D] the life and times of Humpty Dumpty, [G] who he believes is a direct descendant of himself.
_ [C] Susan
Susan [D] runs a donkey sanctuary in Devon, and she [G] walks with a curious agony.
She's still pug-ugly, and [C] rumours persist that she's actually a [D] man in drag.
If donkeys could [G] speak, they may well be able to verify these claims.
Alfred
[C] _
After being axed [D] from PS2, Alfred went on [G] to make over 30 million dirty films in his six-month porno [C] career.
His curious and intense [D] career has been the subject of [G] much internet spate.
Some Guess Who players have claimed he [C] hypnotised them into watching porn, [D] and claim MV, the game's [G] makers, furiously denied.
Look into his eyes.
[C] Actually, don't.
Bernard
[D] Bernard was an East European [G] gun smuggler.
His hat was made of woolly mammoth fur.
[C] He lives a solitary life now, writing [D] poetry in Moscow about guns and [G] mammoths.
His autobiography, Is He Wearing a Hat?,
sold over a billion [C] copies in the Ukraine.
_ [D] The bump on Herman's head [G] was the result of a build-up of snot from his enormous blocked nose.
[C] He now lives in a disused elevator, [D] and has gone mental, [G] preferring the company of flags to people.
Anita
It [C] was Anita's lifelong dream to travel around [D] Switzerland, performing her [G] one-woman show of The Wicker Man.
The tragedy struck on the opening night, [C] when she set light to herself [D] in a minor act, and was burned [G] to a cinder.
Maria
_ War heroine [C] French Resistance leader Maria opened [D] a cake shop at Gay Parade, where [G] she refuses to serve Germans.
Rumours persist that the Holy [C] Grail is hidden under her famous green [D] beret, but she strenuously denies [G] this. _
_ Tom
_ _ _ [C] The brownie
[D] Even though the brownie did not collect silver [G] lip-bomb pots anymore, the police have told him this many times.
[C] Joe
Hocker's disc jockey [D] Joe married sexy doctor who assisted [G] Billy Piper.
He is currently developing fresh quiz show [C] ideas.
Claire
_ [D] Controversial Claire believes that the [G] Holocaust never happened, and this got her into hot water with the Swiss government in [C] January or October _ [D] 2010.
She's likely to die [G] alone in jail.
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