Far From Any Road Chords by The Handsome Family

A lot of poisonous insects and _ animals and lots of poisonous plants.
Just about everything has a thorn on the end of it.
We even have these birds that have poison darts on the end of their wings.
And when they fly by, they shoot them at your head.
And if they hit you in the ear, you _ become blind immediately.
_ It's awful.
_ You don't leave the house much.
Stop listening now.
_ It's much easier that way. _ _ _ _ _ _
There's [E] also a cactus that blooms [N] just once every 10,000 years.
You see it, you go really insane.
So it's best not to look.
_ _ _ You know you'd look anyway, though.
_ _ One, [E] two, three.
That's what this song's about. _ _ _ _ _
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Oh, my God. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ [Am] I'm _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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a [E] cactus.
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_ _ [E] _ [C] _ _ _ I'm _ _ _ [G] _ a cactus. _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ [Dm] I'm _ a _ [A] cactus.
I'm [F] a cactus. _
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_ [A] I'm _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ [F] _ _ cactus.
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_ _ _ _ I'm a cactus.