Chords for The Happy Happy Birthday Song

_ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _
[G] Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun
And the whole clan gathers round and gives some laughter
Do a bow and we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song Happy birthday!
Now you're one year older Happy birthday!
Your [D] life still isn't over [G] Happy birthday!
You did not [G] accomplish much
But you didn't die this year, I guess that's good enough
_ _ _ So let's speak [Bm] to your fading health
And hope you don't remind yourself
Your chance of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year
Does it feel like you're doing laps
And [Gm] eating food and taking naps
And hoping that someday perhaps your [G] life will hold some cheer Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You're starting to get fatter
Happy birthday!
It's downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone _ _
If cryogenics were all free
Then you could live like Walt Disney
And live for all eternity inside a block of ice
But instead your [C] time is set
This is the only [G] life you get
And though it hasn't ended yet
Sometimes you wish it might Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money Happy birthday!
Your life's so sad it's funny
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake Happy birthday!
[A] Happy birthday!
[C] Happy birthday! _
[D] Dear_
[Ab] _ Bill_ Stanley_
Frank_ Dickie_ Bob_ _ _ _ _ _