Chords for The Humblebums - Why Don't They Come Back to Dunoon?

_ _ _ _ _ Bumblebums were commissioned to write a song in the interest of Scottish tourism _
about the beautiful resort on the Costa Clyde, Dunoon. _
[C#] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Aloha. _ _ _ _
As we leave the sun-drenched shores of Kilkaraigan behind, _
_ we see the children leaping up and down with their hands in the air.
_ _ Are they happy?
No.
_ They've got broken bottles stuck in the soles of their feet. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Clyde Coast [G#] _ landlady _ are _ _ [F#] _ looking _
[G#] bored.
_ _ [C] _ [C#] _ _ _
_ The absence [G#] of tourists _ _ _ _ [F#] has got them _ [C#] floored. _ _ _ _
[F#] The questions [C#] they're asking _ would _ _ [F#] _ make you [C#] swoon.
_ [C#] _ _ _ _ [G#] _ _ _
Why don't they come back _ _ _ to [F#] Dunoon? _ _ _
_ _ [C#] _ _ [A#m] _ _ _ [G#] _
_ _ [C#] _ _ _ Why this swinging resort, _ _ _ _ this [F#] switched-on [G#] scene, _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ [C#] _ _ has three pubs, two cafes _ and _ [F#] a fag _ [A#m] machine.
_ _ _ _ _ [F#] And hills you can walk up _ _ _ _ while [F#] the rain is [C] running down.
_ [C#] _
_ _ [G#] _ _ [G] _ _ Why don't they come back [G#] _ _ _
to [F#] Dunoon? _ _ _ _ _
_ [C#] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[G#] _ _ _ _ Long time ago, _ _ _ _ _ _ people would [C] flow _ [F#] in, _ _ _ _ [A#m] even from _ [C#] _ _ _ [G#] overseas. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ But in recent years, _ _ _ the only ones on the pier
_ have _ been _ seagulls _ _ [A#m] and a few _ [C#] _ _ _ [G#] CND. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Oh, they can't _ [G#] understand it. _
_ _ Ah, [A#] hear them [Gm]
roar.
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ [C#] _
_ Look at Yank here [G] and Harry.
_ _ _ _ [C#] _ [F#] Find the school [C#] _ and _ the [F#] nightlife that stops in _ _ _ [F#] the _ _ [C#] afternoon. _
_ _ _ _ [G#] _ _ _ _
Why don't they come back _ _ _ to [F#] Dunoon? _ _
_ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _
_ [C#] _ _ _ _ _ [D#] Ah, beautiful [D] song.
I'm sure you don't really mean it,
because I know for a fact they go