Chords for The Idiot Bastard Son

_ _ _ [G] The _ bastard [C#m] son, [F#] [F#m] the _ [D] father's a [A] Nazi [E] in Congress [Bm] _ today.
_ _ _ [F#] The _ [A] mother's a hooker [E] somewhere in [Bm] L.A.
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _
The [A] _ [C#m] bastard son, [F#m] _
abandoned [D] to perish [E] in _ [Bm] Pakistan.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [F#m] _
Kenny [D] will snatch him [E] away [A] in [Bm] a jar.
_ _ _ _ [E] _
_ [A] The [G] Indian_ _ _ _ _
_ [C#] I never won it because I was too small in the star league.
I was just a little [D#] bad stuff.
I won at the high school.
I was a small fucker.
I never won.
_ _ [C] I was a good boy.
[G#] I was a good boy.
I don't _ _ _ _ [A#] know, but I checked the fifth of White for once in the past hour or so.
Thomas was dying.
And I drank a quart of beer just [B] before every run. _
_ _ [Bm] Try [B] and _ imagine [Bm] the window all [F#m] covered [B] in _ green. _ _ _ _
All the time he [A] would spend _ _ [C] at the church [G#] he'd attend.
_ _ [F#m] Warming [G#m] his beer.
[E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ _ [F#m] _
Kenny [D] will feed him [E] and Ronnie [F#] will_
_ _ [C#m] _ [G] _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ [G#] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[A] _ [C#m] _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ [D] And cheaters [E] and people [F#] like you.
[G] Who's my [Bm] I think [B] you know [G] what this [C#m] is about.
[F#m] You think [D] you know everything. _
Maybe so, but don't we see.
You, you know, we're listening.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
[A] He [G] _ would [D] _ _ _ [Bm] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ [B] _ _
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[A] _ spend [C#] _ _ all the colors [C] he'd learn.
We're [G#] all gonna die.
I [N] can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
_ _ _ _ I can't believe it.
_ _ I can't believe it.
_ _ [B] _ _ I [F] know I have a terrible record of self insurance.
_ [B] I'm not playing with anybody.
[Gm] I'm just a little bit lazy and boring and I'm out of work.
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