The Joker Chords by Everclear

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_ _ [Bb] _ _ It [Am] feels like [G] _
1974 in [Bb] here.
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_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [F] _ _ _
Is this on? _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Bb] For some reason [Am] people [F] call me the Space [G] [F] Cowboy. _ _ _ _
Some [G] call me [Bb] a gangster.
[F] _ _ _
They don't even know me. _ _ _
You know, some [Bb] people call me [F] Morrie.
And I have no idea what that means.
_ _ And [G] I've never spoke [Bb] for the pompous of [Dm] love [F] because that's not even a real word. _ _ _ _
_ They say I'm [Bb] doing you [Am] what's [F] cool, but then they say I'm doing you [Bb] wrong.
[F] _ _
[C] And by the way, [Am] who [Bb] are they [F] anyway?
They are the people from high school that made all of our lives miserable.
[C] The football [Bb] players.
The head of the [Am] [F] cheerleaders is now 42 years old [Bb] and she works at [F] Hooters.
[C] Most likely just a [Bb] cheap, [F] single mom.
I'm a nigger.
_ [Bb] I'm a nerd.
_ [F]
I'm a lover.
[Bb] I'm a nerd.
_ [F] _
_ _ _ [Bb] _ You [C] can't see me.
_ [Bb] _ _ _ [F] I'm a nigger.
_ _ [Bb] I'm a lover.
_ [F]
I'm a gay, fat, [Bb] drunk girl.
[F] _
_ I'm a gay, [Bb] fat, drunk [C] _
girl.
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_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [F] _
[C] Look out.
_ [Bb] _ _ _ [C] _ [F] _
You _ _ [Bb] _ [F] _ _ [C] _
_ _ [Bb] are the [F] finest thing that I ever see.
_ [Bb] I [F] gotta tell you, I love you so much.
I almost love you more than I love food.
And I [Bb] really love [F] food. _ _
[C] _ _ [F] _ [Bb] _ _ [F] _ _
Check this out.
When we're having sex [Bb] sometimes, [F] I can't even [C] believe we're having sex.
[Bb] I feel like I'm in [F] a science fiction. _
I'm not trying to [Bb] look like Yoda or [F] anything.
[C]
I'm just trying to get out of this [Bb] world.
_ [F] I'm a nigger.
_ [Bb] I'm a nerd.
_ [F]
I'm a lover.
[Bb] You can't see _ [F] me.
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ You [C] can't see me.
_ [Gm] _ I'm [F] a nigger.
_ I'm a lover.
_ I'm a gay, fat, [Bb] drunk girl.
_ [F] _
_ _ _ I'm a [Gm] nigger.
[C] You can't _ _ _ _ _ _ see _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _
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_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [C] _
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_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [C] _
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_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [C] _
me.
You know what?
[Bb] _ _ [Am] I'm getting [F] tired of people [A] talking about [Bb] me all the time.
[F] They say I'm old.
[Bb] They say I'm weak.
[Dm] _ [F] I'm a middle-aged man [Bb] with thick, [F] fine hair, [C] a lot of tattoos.
_ [Bb] One nipple [F] piercing because the cat took out the [Bb] other one.
_ [F] I've got a baby, a kid in college.
[Bb] I've got bills.
[F] I've got all this stuff.
Why do people even care?
_ _ _ [C] I like to eat.
I like to [Bb] have sex.
I like [F] to hang out with my friends.
Just [G] like any [Bb] guy.
It's a [C] good time.
[F] You know what?
[Bb] You [F] are the finest thing that I ever did see.
I really do want your peaches, [C] and I don't even know what peaches are.
[Bb] _ _ [F] _ First time I heard this song [G] in [Bb] 1974, [F] _ [C] I was in sixth grade.
[Bb] I was [F] glowing.
I had a girlfriend that's three years older [Bb] than me.
[F] She had boobs [C] the size of my head.
Life [Bb] was pretty good.
[F] I could go get Johnny's for Sommie, [Bb] and I [F] could have sex.
[C] _
What more do you [Bb] need?
[F] _ I'm a nigger.
_ [Bb] I'm a nigger.
[F] I'm a lover.
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [F] _ _
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [F] _
_ I'm [Bb] a nigger.
_ [F] I'm a midnight _ [Bb] sober.
_ _ [F] _
_ Get [Bb] my cousin [C] over. _
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [F] _ I'm a nigger.
_ [Bb] I'm a nigger.
_ [F] I'm a lover.
And [Bb] I'm a sinner.
_ [F] _ _
I play [Gm] my music in the [C]
sun.
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [F] I'm a nigger.
_ [Bb] I'm a nigger.
_ [F] I'm a midnight _ [Bb] sober.
_ [F] _ _
_ So [Bb] don't wanna know _ [C]
why. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ No! _ _ _ _ _
_ No! _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ Cancel me. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _