The Ship Is Fine Chords by The Jolly Rogers

[Dm] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
There's not a thing wrong with the [G] ship, in fact she is just fine.
But there would be some changes if this vessel it [C] were mine.
Nothing unrealistic [A] or too drastic or severe.
[D] Just some [G] subtle tweaks to improve the [C] atmosphere.
_ _ I would have a great [G] big deck _ plated in solid gold.
_ Cause being teased about my little [C] deck is really getting old.
_ I'd sail from South Tortuga [A] all the way up to Quebec.
_ _ _ [D] And in each [G] port I'd shout, hey sailor, wanna ride my great [C] big deck?
_ [G] It's enormous!
It's [A] okay, it's [G] okay.
There's [C] not a thing wrong with the [G] ship, in fact she is just fine.
But there would be some changes if this vessel it were mine.
[C] Nothing [G] unrealistic or [A] too drastic or severe.
[D] Just some [G] subtle tweaks to improve the [C] atmosphere.
_ Let's see, I'd get rid of all the water [G] from down in the ballast hold.
But we'll tip over.
And replace it with some good dark rum [C] where it could stay nice and cold.
_ Every man aboard the ship [G] can drink [A] until he's had his fill.
_ [D] And the only [G] rule that we'd enforce is [C] [G] no one's allowed to [C]
spill.
How [G] about that?
Take that.
[A] _ [G] _
[C] There's not a thing wrong with [G] the ship, in fact she is just fine.
But there would be some changes if this vessel it were mine.
[C] Nothing [G] unrealistic [A] or too drastic or severe.
[D] Just some [G] subtle tweaks to improve the [C] atmosphere.
_ _ I'd strip her down just to [G] a rudder, a mast and a wheel.
I'd make her long and hard and hollow and [C] cover her in steel.
She'd be a giant floating cannon, [A] no need for cabins or walls.
[D] And everyone [G] would shiver [C] when they [G] saw the [E] size of my balls.
_ [G] You've seen them, they're huge.
There's [C] not a thing wrong with the [G] ship, in fact she is just fine.
But there would be some changes [C] if this [G] vessel it were mine.
[C] Nothing [G] unrealistic or [A] too drastic or severe.
[D]
Just some subtle [G] tweaks to improve the [C] atmosphere. _
I'd replace the bunks and hammocks [G] with big more poster beds.
And I'd get rid of most the crew, like you lot.
[C] And hire trollops on instead.
She would be a floating brothel, [A] and I'd be her Captain Bo.
_ [Dm] _ _ And I'd have more [G] fun than any pirate, [C] and I'd [G] make a lot [C] more gold.
_ [G] _ _ _ [A] _ [G]
[C] There's not a thing wrong with the [G] ship, in fact she is just fine.
But there would be some changes if this vessel it [C] were mine.
_ [G] Nothing unrealistic [A] or too drastic or severe.
[D] Just some subtle [G] tweaks to improve the [C]
atmosphere.
_ _ I'd get rid of all the sails, [G] find something better than the wind.
Perhaps some sort of intermittent [C] combustion engine. _
With reciprocating pistons, [A] and a fuel source based on heat.
We could_ _
Forget it, you mooks.
Let's go with Devon's brothel plan.
Wouldn't that be sweet?
_ [G] _ _ [C] There's not a thing wrong with the [G] ship, in fact she is just fine.
But there would be some changes if this vessel [C] it were [G] mine.
[C]
Nothing [G] unrealistic [A] or too drastic or severe.
[D]
Just some [G] subtle tweaks to improve the [C] atmosphere.
Nothing [Em] unrealistic or [A] too drastic or severe.
_ _ _ [D] Just some [G] subtle tweaks [C] to [G] improve the [C] atmosphere.