Chords for THE KEITH RICHARDS SONG!!! - THE ROLLING STONES LEGEND, FUNNY!

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_ _ The toughest [F#] man ever [C#] known isn't Bruce [G#] Willis or Stoke [C#]-Long
The toughest man ever known plays guitar for the song
Cause _ _ _ Keith Richards [F#] is so strong [C#] he can take cannabis [G#] all night long
[C#] Bonds and bucks they don't faze him even when laced with cata-man
Cause [G#] _ _ [C#] Keith Richards is so strong he can take [G#] acid all night [C#] long
Down some speed and roof these then go and climb a coconut tree
Cause _ _ Keith Richards is so strong he can take [G#] morphine all night [C#] long
Then when he can't feel a thing he'll down an ounce of mescaline
_ _ [G#] _ _ Keith [F#] Richards will never [C#] die cause of his [G#] years of getting [C#] high
Have built up an immunity to high levels of toxicity
He snorts lines of insecticide and [G#] threxin [C#] cyanide
Injects vials of E.coli and still Keith he just won't die
He's got iron lungs and a platinum spleen and the toughest [G#] skin you've ever [C#] seen
He's lived many years and he'll live many more if he can survive a nuclear war _ _ _
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_ _ [G#] _ _ Keith [F#] Richards is so [C#] strong he can chase [G#] dragons all night [C#] long
Powder his [F#] nose with a kilo of blow [C#] then go on stage for a kick-ass show
Cause [G#] _ _
[C#] Keith Richards is so strong he can take [G#] ether all night long
[C#] Down a bottle of whiskey too then snort a tube of [G#] crazy [C#] glue
The [G#] _ _ [C#] toughest man ever known isn't Bruce [G#] Willis or [C#] Stallone
The toughest [F#] man ever [C#] known plays [G#] guitar more than stones _ _ _ _