Chords for The Kinks - Christmas Concert 1977 part 8

_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
[E] This is for all the [G] fat people in the audience.
I don't want you to eat too much turkey.
_ It's
[D] about another [G] hour and seven minutes before the pubs close.
Don't have too much to drink. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ This is about a girl called Fat Flaviana. _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ [G] _ _
Fat Flaviana was a pretty little bitch, she weighed just about [D] six pounds. _
[G] And then her fave [B] dietitian [C] found a brood on her [D] diet, now she looks like [G] a skinhead.
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
[C#] _ _ [D] _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ [C] She had a [D] brother's nipple seal, and [G] she walked by.
Can't see why she don't eat no mashed potatoes.
She don't eat no _ butterscotch.
She ain't weighed from travel high, no.
She don't look like skin and bone.
She [C#] used to be [G] Chicago, _ _
[C] she [C#] used to be [G] so fat.
_ _ [C#] Oh, I'd have [G] said she's not a skunk, damn.
But [D] she lied to her friends, [G] and she had thin
and fat skin and bone.
_ Let's hear it for Skin and Bone!
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Skin and bone, skin and bone, skin and bone, skin and bone. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ Are _ _ _
[Dm] _ _ [G] there any fat people in the audience tonight?
This is for all the fat people.
[D] _ _ When I say the word, [G] I want everyone to get up and do their daily exercises. All right?
_ [Dm] _ _
Now, all right? _ _
_ Let's hear it for [Dm] Debbie.
_ I'll say [Gm] it.
[E] Here _ [G] _ _ we _
_ [D] go. _ _ _
[G] If you look flabby and you feel overweight, you want to [D] lose a couple of stone, say [B] cross,
cross, [C] die.
[C#] Everybody, put your [D] hands up in the air.
Let's say [G] it like this.
_ _ Put your hands up to the ceiling.
I bet you need some stretcher. _
_ _ _ Daily exercises.
You're going to look like she's in a boat.
I don't even know what you're doing. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ I don't even know what you're _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] doing. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G#] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [N] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [G#] _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ [F] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
[Am] _ [G] _ _ _ [C] _
I don't [Am] even know what [G] _
[C] you're doing.
I don't even know what you're doing.
[E] I don't even know what you're doing.
[G] I don't even know what you're doing.
[Am] Because _ the last [F] time I prayed [E] for the presents, [G] I still have to cry [F] to the promised [F#] hour.
[C] _ I can't [A] ask you to scream all [G] the time [C] _ that´s how my [Am] rain got to [G] the floor. _ _
_ _ [C] Oh, give me some money.
Go back around.
We don't get a [G] guy.
Can [F] we [C] beat you up if you don't hand it over?
You have the bread, so don't make [G] us an art
[F] Give all the talk
[D] _ Give [F#] a little [C] rich bark
[F] _ _
_ [C] _ _ [F] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _
[C] _ Don't [Em] get my brother [A] a Steve Austin [C] outfit
[E] Don't get my [Am] sister a [G] Debra Tart
_ [C]
Don't want the jigsaw on [G] Monopoly [C] money
We only want the [G] real McCoy
[F] _ [C] Five of those [F] words, give [C] us some money
Don't mess around, we [G] don't sit tight
[F] Can we beat you up if you [C] don't hand it over?
[F] You have the bread, so don't make us [G] an art
Give [F] all the _ [Gm] talk
Give a [C] little rich _ [F] bark
_ [C] _ _ [D] _ Let's hear it for [C] Dave Davis on the guitar!
_ [G] _
_ _ _ _ [F] _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [F] _ _
[C] _ _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _
[C] _ Have yourself [Am] a merry, [Bm] merry [C] Christmas _
[G] Have yourself [Am] a good time
[G] Thank you very [C] much
[G] You've been great [C] tonight
Good night, God [G] bless
Let's hear it [C] for the Kinks one [G] more time
_ [C] _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [F] _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _
Yeah, you really got me going
You got me so I don't know what I'm doing
_ [C] _ _ [G] Yeah, you really got me now
You got me so I can't sleep at night _
[A] _ Yeah, you really got me now
You got me so I don't know what I'm doing _ _
[D] Oh yeah, you really got me