Chords for The Kinks - Plastic Man

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_ _ _ _ [A] A man lives at the corner of [D] the street
_ And [A] his neighbours think he's helpful [D] and he's sweet
_ God he never swears and he always shakes [G] your boy in the hand
[A] But no one knows he really is a [D] plastic man _
_ _ _ _ He's [A] got a plastic, plastic [D] penis
God he's plastic man
[A] He's got a plastic penis
God [D] _ he's plastic man
He's got plastic limbs and hide [G] plastic teeth [F#] and gums
[A] And plastic [G#] legs that reach up [A] to his plastic fangs _ _
_ _ _ _ Plastic [G] man got [D] no fame
Plastic [G] man don't feel [D] no pain
Plastic [F#] people look the same
[A] Yeah, yeah, yeah _
[G] Kick his shin and I'll [D] tread on his face
Pull on his nose, I'll lower the place
He got this figure, [G] call him Disgrace
Plastic [A] man _
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_ [A] Plastic man's _ _ [D] _ _
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_ [A] got plastic flowers blowing [D] off the wall
Plastic [A] _ food and a plastic [D] knife and fork
_ He likes plastic cutlery and sauces cause they never break
[A] And he likes to lick his gravy [G] off [A] a [D] plastic bag
_ _ [G] Plastic man got [D] no fame
[G] Plastic man don't feel [D] no pain
[C] Plastic people look the same
[F#m] Yeah, yeah, [A] yeah _
Kick his shin and I'll [D] tread on his face
Pull on his nose, I'll lower the place
He got this figure, call him Disgrace [A] Plastic man _
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He's [A] got a plastic wife who wears a [D] plastic mask
Yeah, he's plastic man
[A] And his children wanna be plastic like [D] their dad
Yeah, he's plastic man
He's got a phone as well that makes [G] stinky others [F#] sad
[A] But no one ever gets the truth from [D] plastic man
_ _ _ Plastic _
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_ _ [D] man _ _ _ _
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