The Ladies Who Lunch Chords by Patti Lupone

I'd like to propose a toast. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Bm] Here's to the ladies [G] who lunch.
Everybody [D] laugh. _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
Lounging in their [Bm] caftans and planning a brunch
_ on their own [B] behalf. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
Off to the gym _ [A#] and to a fitting, _ [D] claiming they're fat
[E] _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] and looking _ grim, [Bm] cause they've been sitting, [G] choosing a hat.
_ [A] _ _
Does anyone still wear a hat?
_ [Bm] _
_ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ I'll drink [Bm] to that.
_ _ [Am] _ _ _
[D] Here's to the girls who [C] stay [Am] smart.
[D] Aren't they a guest?
_ _ [Em] _ _ Rushing to [D] their classes in optical [C] art,
[Am] wishing it [F#m] would pass.
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _
[D] Another long, [E] exhausting day.
[D] _ Another thousand [E] _ [G#] dollars. _
[G] A matinee, [D#] a pinter play, [Em] _
_ [G] perhaps a piece of [B] malice.
I'll drink [D] to that.
_ _ [Em] _ And one for [D] mauler.
_ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _
[D] Here's to the girls in their [Am] prime.
[D] Aren't they too much?
_ _ [Em] _ _ [Am] Keeping [D] house but clutching a [C] copy of Time
[Am] just to [F#m] keep in touch.
_ _ [B] _ _ _
[E] The ones who follow the [B] rules [E] and meet themselves
at the [B] schools.
[B] Too busy to know that they're fools.
Aren't [Gm] they a joke?
_ [Fm] _ _ _
[Gm] Drink to that.
_ _ [Fm] _ _ _
[C#] Drink to that. _ _ _ _ _ _
[D#] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _
[D] And here's to the girls who [C] just [Am] watch.
[D] Aren't they the best?
_ [C] _ _ When [D] they get depressed, it's a bottle [C] of [Am] scotch
plus [A] a little jest.
_ [B] _ _ _ _
[Bm] _ Another chance [A#] to _ disapprove.
[Bm] _ Another brilliant singer. _ _
[G] _ Another [B] reason not to [Em] move.
Another vodka stinger.
[D#] _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
[D] I'll drink to that.
_ _ [C] _ _ _
[D] So here's to the girls [C] on the go.
[Am] _
[D] Everybody [F#] tries.
_ [Em] _ _ Look [D] into their eyes and you'll see [C] what they know.
[Am] _
[B] Everybody _ dies.
[A] _ _ _
[D] Let's have toast to that [F#] invincible bunch. _
[Bm] The dinosaurs surviving [F#] the crunch. _ _
[G] Let's hear it for the ladies [A] who lunch. _
[D] Everybody rise.
_ [A] _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ [D] Rise.
_ Rise.
[A] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ [A] _ _ [Am] _ _ Rise.
[D]
Rise.
_ [Am] _ Rise.
_ [D] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _