December Chords by The Lemonheads

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[F] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
[C] I'm not keeping up your side [A] of the bargain As we [C] all know, a woman's will [G] to garden
[F] Is [C] trying to soften up the blow So [A] I hate to see you feel I beg [G] your pardon
[F] A _ [Em] swimming pool [Dm] that used to be [C] a garden Get [E] it started, [F] _
[G] fix I'm gonna [F] kick and fold
[E] my heart in [Am] _ _
[D] Dive around the lake [G] and roll my car in
[Am] _
Roll my car in [G] _ _ [A#] _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ [C] Is it time to pull my chest up [A] from the fire?
Oh my my, should I [F] diversify?
Or keep my [G] powder dry?
_ [C] It's too early in the day, [A] so it's late enough to say you were [G] a liar
[F] _
[Em] And the truth becomes [Dm] more clear as I [C] get higher _
[E] Find a buyer, [F] _ _ [G] claim yourself [F] exempt and wear [E] a wire
_ [Am] _ [A] Sleep around [G] until you're good and tired, _ good [Dm] and tired
[G] _ _
[A#] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
[A#] Watch it bubble out of sight, tell me psycho is mad
Set your watch to ruin my life, yeah, [D] tell yourself you're not my type
[C] I'm _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [A] _
_ [F#] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
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[B] _ _ _ _ _ _ not _ _ [E] _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _
[D] _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ _
keeping _ _ _ [E] up your side _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ [A] of _ _ _
[D] _ _ [E] _ _ _ the bargain _
[F] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
As we all know, a woman's will to garden
Is trying to soften up the blow So I hate to see you feel I _ _ [F#] _ _
[B] beg your pardon
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_ _ A [D] _ _ _ _
_ _ [Bm] _ [B] swimming pool that _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _
_ _ _ [B] used to be a garden Get it started, fix I'm gonna kick and fold _
_ _ _ my heart in Dive around the lake and roll my car in
Watch it bubble out [B] of sight, tell me [Em] psycho is [Em] mad
[F] Set _ [C] your watch to ruin [E] my life, yeah, tell [Bm] yourself _ _ _ _ [G#] _ _ [D] _
[E] you're not my type
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_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ [E] _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
[Em] _ _ _ _ _ I'm not [G] keeping _ _ [Em] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[A] up your side of [F#m] the bargain _ As we [A] all know, a woman's will to [E] garden
_ [D] Is trying [A] to soften up the blow So [F#] I hate to see you feel I beg your [E] pardon
_ [E] _ _ [C#m] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _