Chords for The Limeliters - Have some Madeira my dear

[N] _ _ [Bb] La-ga-dee-um, la-ga-dee-um, la-ga-dee-um, la-ga-dee-um.
[Gm] Scooby-dooby, [C] hoo-blah-dooby, _ [F] shooby-dum. _ _
_ _ _ She [Bb] was young, she was pure, she was new, she was nice, she was fair, [Db] she was sweet, [F] seventeen. _ _
He was [Cm] old, he was vile, no stranger to vice.
[C] He was bad, he was bait, _ [F] he was mean.
_ _ _ [Bb] He had slyly and vaguely [Eb] her up to his flat [C] to view his collection [F] of stamps, _ _ all _ [Gb] unperforated.
_ [G] _ [Bb] And he said, [F] as he hastened to put out [G] the cat, the [C] wine, his cigar, and the [F] lamps, _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Bb] Have some, my dear, my dear, you really have [Db] nothing to fear.
[F] _ _ I'm not trying to [G] tempt you, that wouldn't be [C] right. _
You shouldn't take spirits at this time of [F] night. _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ [Bb] Have some, my dear, my dear, _ _ you're exceptional much nicer [Cm] than beer.
_ [F] _ I [Bb] don't care for sherry, [Eb] one cannot drink stout, [C] and port is a wine I can well do [F] without there.
[G] _ _ _ [Bb] It's really [F] a case [Bb] of chacun a [G] son gout.
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[C] Have some, [F] my dear, my dear, [Bb] _
la-ga-dee-um, la-ga-dee-um. _ _
_ [Gm] Scooby-dooby, hoo [C]-blah-dooby, _ _ [F] shooby-dum. _ _ _ _ _
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[Bb] _ Unaware of the wiles of the snake in the grass, [Dm] of the fate [Db] of a maiden who [F] _ toasts,
She [Cm] lowered her standards by raising her glass, her [C] courage, her eyes, and his hopes.
_ [F] _
_ She [Bb] sipped it, she drank it, she [Eb] drained it, she did it.
[C] He quietly _ refilled it [F] again.
_ _ _ And he [Bb] said as he secretly carved one more [G]
notch _ [C] on the butt of his gold [F]-handled cane, _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] Have some, my dear, my dear, _ I have a [Db] small cask [F] of it here. _
And [Cm] once it's been opened, well you know it won't keep.
_ Do finish it [C] up, _ it will help you [F] to sleep. _
_ _ _ [Bb] Have some, my dear, my dear.
_ Oh, this is really [Db] an excellent [F] year.
_ _ [Bb] And if it were gin, _ well you'd be [Eb] wrong to say yes.
[C] The evil gin _ does.
[F] It would be hard to assess.
_ _ _ _ _ [Bb] Besides, [Cm] it is inclined to affect the [G] prowess. _ _
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[C] Have [F] some, my dear, [Bb] my dear. _
Well, I got him. _ _ _ _ _
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[F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Slut.
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_ [Bb] _ Then there flashed through her mind what her mother had said with her anti [Db] _
-penultimate [F] breath.
_ Oh, [Gm] my child, should you gaze on the wine [Cm] when it is red, be [C] prepared for the fates [Fm] voiced and doth.
_ _ _ [Bb] She let go her glass [Eb] with a shy little cry. _ _
[C] Crash, tinkle, it fell to the [F] floor. _
_ _ [Bb] When he said, [Cm] What in heaven?
she made no [G] reply.
Up her [C] mind and a dash for the [F] door.
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Have some, my dear, my dear. _ _
Rang out down the hall [F] loud and clear in [Cm] a tremulous voice that was filled with despair as she [C] paused to take breath [F] in the cool midnight air.
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[G] _ _ [Bb] Have some, my dear, my dear.
_ _ The words seemed to [Dbm] ring in her [F] ear _ _ [Bb] until the next morning [Eb] she woke up in bed with [C] a smile on her lips.
_ [F] And an ache in her head _ and a [Bb] beard in her ear hole which [Gm] tickled and said, _ _ _
[C] Have some, [F] my dear, [Bb] my dear. _
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