Chords for The Lonely Jew On Christmas

_ _ _ [B] _ _ [C#] _ [B] It's hard to be a Jew [F#] on Christmas.
[E] Let me join [B] in any games.
[E] And I can't sing Christmas [F#] songs [D#m] or decorate a [G#m] Christmas tree
[C#m] or leave water out for [B] Rudolph cause there's something wrong with me.
[E] My people [F#] don't believe in Jesus [D#m]
[G#m] Christ's divinity.
_ _ [E] I'm a Jew, [F#] a lonely Jew, _ [B] on Christmas.
[C#] _ _ [B] _
_ _ Hanukkah is nice but [F#] why is it
[E] that Santa passes over my house every [B] year?
[E] And instead of [F#] eating ham I have to eat [G#m] kosher latkes.
[C#m] Instead of [F#] Silent Night I'm [B] singing Hu Hak To Kavish.
And [E] what the [F#] fuck is up with lighting [D#m] all these fucking candles?
Tell me [G#m] please!
[E] I'm a Jew, a lonely [F#] Jew.
I [E] can't be merry cause I'm [F#] Hebrew
_ _ [B] on [C#] Christmas.
_ [B] _ _ [F] _ _ [B] _ _ [C#m] _
[B] _ _ [C#] _ [D] Hey little boy I couldn't help but hear
[G] you're feeling left out of Christmas cheer.
[C] But I've come to say that you shouldn't be sad.
[F#] This is the one month that you should be [B] glad.
_ Cause [E] it's nice to be a Jew [B] on Christmas.
_ You [A] don't have to deal with the seasons [E] at all.
You don't have [A] to be on your best [Bm] behavior
or [G#m] give to charity.
[C#m] You [F#m] don't have to go to [B] Grandma's house
with your [E] alcoholic family.
[A#] And I _
_ [Cm] _ [Am] haven't previously read the [Dm] Bible.
That's right, [A#] you're a Jew.
_ A [C] styling Jew. _ _
[A#] It's a good time to be [C] Hebrew _ _
[F] on Christmas.
[Gm] _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _
_ [F] _ _ [G] _ [F] On Christmas.
[Gm] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _
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