The Main Character Chords by Will Wood

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_ _ [Am] I'm that [C] first person they [F] talk about in all the books. _
_ [C] _ [Am] I'm that [C] _ perspective you [F] cannot doubt.
See how I look. _
_ [C] Control [Am] the [C] whole narrative [F] reliably.
Baby, it's all about me. _
[C] And I wrote [Am] the book [Bb] about throwing [Am] the book at those [F] who don't do it by ear.
So [E] now I'm holding myself hostage.
[Am] Stockholm musters looks like justice.
And [E] enough lefts won't make the right but [Am] two wrongs do.
Old man, [A] son, Sue would love this.
[D] Feeding my dead [A] high horse off the [B] high road to low ground.
[F] Cause if you shake your [G] fist at snakes and [C] grass, it looks like plunging down.
[F] So God forbid I'm [G] seen just [C] as an average [Am] human being.
[F] I mean, imagine if [C] protagonists just died in the first [G] scene.
[F] I'm the gap [G] between a [E] tragedy and [Am] comedy.
Don't come [Fm] at me.
I'm the main character [G] and you have to [C] like me.
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_ _ _ I loot blood armor from [F] _ NPCs.
Where they are to me. _
_ [C] _ [Am] Trite [C] tropes, traits, dramas, [F] trinkets and treats.
It's all XP. _
[C] Look in the sky.
[Am] It's a bird.
[Bb] It's a plane.
No, it's [F] super ego.
The underdog, you gypo. _
_ [C] Villains are [Am] everywhere.
_ [C] That's how I know that [F] I'm a hero. _ _ _ _ _
[E] So tie me to the train tracks, [Am] laughing, snidey twist.
Mustache, [E] snidey whiplash, Boris Badenov.
[Am] Ignore me, it's bad [A] enough.
Where do you [Dm] get off?
The [G] dasvidaniya, darling.
[B] [Am] Daleks in high [F] collars monologue.
And I outsmart [C] them with a ray gun and a squeal.
[F] So God forbid [G] I'm seen just [C] as an average [Am] human being.
[F] I mean, imagine if [G] _ [C] protagonists just died in the first [G] scene.
_ [F] I'm the [G] gap between a [E] tragedy and [Am] comedy.
Don't come [Fm] at me.
I'm the main character and you [C] have to like me.
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[E] Judge me by what my cover [Am] shows after becomes beyond [E] reproach.
You don't know the pros, even if the spine is [Am] still intact.
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[Dm] Oh, like Alice [G] fell to [C] Wonderland.
Come, I stroke [Am] up my overtake.
[F] Embolden [G] my demand to live [C] by the alternative act.
[F] Her Majesty says [G] the royal we [C] demand a standard [Am] of loyalty.
[F] An agreement to [G] be reverent, lick [C] the [E] Emperor's new boots.
[F] The court fool [G] got in the guillotine.
[E] The witch is the stake, you [Am] the dopamine.
[Fm] These semens made the Zyklon D, [C] but we all still get the flu.
_ [F] We all do what [G] we need to to [C] get through.
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But I [G] ain't done a fucking [C] thing to [C] you.
[F] So God [G] forbid I'm seen [C] just as an average [Am] human being.
[F] I mean, imagine [G] if protagonists lacked any [E] evil scheme.
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I'm the [G] gap between a [E] tragedy and [Am] comedy.
[Fm] Don't come at me.
I'm the main character and you have [C] to like me. _