Chords for The McCalmans - Sister Josephine

_ [Bb] _ _ _ [Abm] Big Fat [N] Norman, an ancient mind breaker.
He only went into your house if the door was open.
And he took one [C] small glass of Unterberg.
He put _ [F] a new blue line on the bottle [N] and he was away and he was a nice_ _ _
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_ _for
some seigneur. _ _
What was it actually?
_ _ _ Egermeister, I can see the point.
_ _ _ _ Big Fat Norman is in Gefangenes and he's cold and lonely.
And one day he escapes, he gets lucky, he escapes from the prison.
And he's looking for somewhere where the police will not find him.
And he comes to _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ a_ _Unterberg.
So he _ _ goes in and it's nice and warm inside the convent in the front hall.
And there's a lovely atmosphere.
And there just happens to be one extra extra_ _
_hanging
up on a peg.
And he puts it on and he looks in the mirror and he _ _ becomes [Bb]
Sister Juicy.
_ _ _ [F] And he lives with her now for 12 and a half [Gb] years.
[Bb] And becomes the most popular man in the whole place.
_ And they often call his name in the evening.
And this [Eb] song is about the day when Sister Josephine has to [Ab] leave_
_because
the police have [Bb] finally found out.
_ _ Crazy shit. _ _ _
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[F] _ _ [Bb] _ Oh Sister [Dm] _
Josephine, _ [Bb] _ what do all these policemen mean?
[Gm] By coming to the convent in that red [Eb] limousine.
[Bb] After Sister Josephine, oh oh why you, [Dm] Sister _ Josephine.
[Eb] You sit with your [Bb] boots up on the altar screen.
[Gm] You smoke one last [Cm] cigar.
_ _ What a funny, [Bb] nutty man.
_ [F] The policemen say that [Gm] Josephine's a burglar, money-breaker, in disguise.
[F] Big fat Norman, 15 [Gm] years on the run.
The sisters don't believe it, [F] that cock Josephine.
[Gm] To think of all her tenderness [Eb] towards [C] the younger [F] man.
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [Gm] _
[Dm] _ _ _ [Eb] The searching [Bb] the chapel where you've been seen.
[Gm] The notes in the craddies of [Cm] the nun's [Bb] canteen.
_ [F] After [Bb] Sister _ Josephine, oh oh why you, Sister [Dm] _ Josephine.
[Eb] Take a farewell [Bb] drink of _ Benedictine [Gm] before your au _
[Cm] revoir.
Alright, [Bb] funny nutty one.
_ _ [Fm] _ Her [Gm] hands are big and hairy.
[Fm] And emblazoned with a curious [Gm] tattoo.
_ And magically, her [F] voice is on the deep [Gm] side.
She seems to shave more often [Abm] than the other [F] sisters. _ _
[Bb] Hey, _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] Captain of [Bb] the Super Team.
[Gm] They're looking at your collection [Eb] of strange [Gm] magazines.
After [Fm] Sister Josephine, [Bb] oh oh why you, Sister [Dm] _
Josephine.
[Cm] Give a farewell [Bb] fake offer. _
_ [Gm] _ _ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _
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_ [F] _ With her _ [Eb] snores, echo [Gm] through chapel-turing prayers.
[F] Nor her lustful [Fm] moaning, star [Gm] of the steadying.
_ No more empty bottles of altar wine, [F] come clanking from a [G] sound.
No longer will the cloister toilet [E] seat [Fm] stand.
After _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [Dm] Sister _ _ [Eb] Josephine, slipping through [Bb] the fingers like _ _ [Gm] margarine.
Dressed only in [G] your old hair hose [Cm] and [Eb] a rosary.
[Cm] What a funny [Bb] nun you [Eb] seem [Bb] to be. _ _ _
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