Chords for The Minstrels of Mayhem - Johnny Jump Up (with Lyrics) - Now

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I'll tell you a story that happened to me
[C] One day as I went down to Yawgbata Sea
[Dm] The day it was hot, the sun it was warm
S'z I a quick pint wouldn't do any harm
[D] I went in and [Dm] ordered a bottle of stout
[C] The barman said, sorry, the beer's all sold out
[Dm] Try whiskey on patty, ten years in the wood
[C] S'z I out have cider, I've heard that it's good
[Dm] But I'll never, I'll never, I'll never again
[C] If I live to be a hundred or a hundred and ten
[Dm] I fell to the ground and I could not get up
After [D] drinking a quart of the Johnny Jump [Dm] Up
_ _ After an hour and a third, I went out to the [C] yard
I ran into Brophy, the big city guard
[D] Come here [Dm] to me boy, don't you know I'm the law
When I opened my fist [D] and I shattered his jaw
[Dm] He fell to the ground, his knees doubled [C] up
T'was not I that hit him, was the Johnny Jump Up
[D] The [Dm] next thing I saw down by Yawgbata Sea
There was a cripple on [D] crutches and he says to me
[Dm] I'm afraid for me life, I'll be hit by a cart
[C] Won't you help me cross to the highwayman's bar
[Dm] But after a sip of the cider so sweet
He threw down his crutches and danced on his feet
But I'll never, I'll never, I'll never again
[C] If I live to be a hundred or a hundred and ten
[Dm] I fell to the ground and I could not get up
After [C] drinking a quart of the Johnny Jump Up
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_ _ _ I went down to Bedlam, a friend for to see
[C] They call it the Madhouse by Cork and Lee
[Dm] And when I got there, sure the truth I will tell
[C] They had the poor bugger [D] locked up in a cell
[Dm] The guard says to him, say these words if you can
[C] Aroam the rugged rock, the ragged rascal ran
[Dm] Tell them I'm not crazy, tell them I'm not mad
It was only a sip of the cider I had
But I'll never, I'll never, I'll never again
If [C] I live to be a hundred or a hundred and ten
[Dm] I fell to the ground and I could not get up
After drinking a quart of the Johnny Jump Up _ _
A man died in the Union by the name of McNabb
[C] They dressed him and laid him outside on the slab
[Dm] And after O'Connor's measurements did take
Well, his wife took him home to a bloody fine weight
The sodic was hot, the beer it was high
[C] When the corpse sits up and says with a sigh
[Dm] I can't get to heaven, they won't let me up
[C] Till I bring [Dm] them a quart of the Johnny Jump Up
But I'll never, I'll never, I'll never again
If [C] I live to be a hundred or a hundred and ten
[Dm] I fell to the ground and I could not get up
[Am] After drinking [A] a quart of the Johnny Jump Up
[Dm] But I'll never, I'll never, I'll never again
If [C] I live to be a hundred or a hundred and ten
[Dm] I fell to the ground and I could not get up
[C] After drinking [Dm] a quart of the Johnny Jump Up