Chords for The Monster Twist
Tempo:
102.1 bpm
Chords used:
F
Bb
C
G
Fm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[G] Six billion years ago, great natural explosions rocked the earth, and a living, breathing
thing was born.
A week ago last Tuesday, it shuddered, slithered, and made its way from
the slimy depths of the Marianas Trench.
Does it want to devour Cleveland, Ohio?
No, man.
Does it want to live in Cleveland, Ohio?
Well, it's a nice place to visit, but
What does it want to do?
I just want to twist.
Yes, man.
Well, so does everybody.
What makes you so special?
Well, I got four other heads, that's my [F] own vocal group.
[G] I got fourteen legs growing out of each [F] hip.
[C] I can twist from here to [F] New Orleans [Fm] because
I'm fat and I'm slimy and I'm hard to clean.
[F] Everybody gotta do the monster twist.
[Fm] Put that brand new dance at the top of [F] your list.
Move your fourteen legs till you're out of your mind, and then you shimmy and you shake
and you bump and [C] grind.
[Bb] [F]
Everybody's doing the monster twist.
I got a head coach, he's my building in my head.
[Bb] I use that 360 head stuff on my [F] scalp.
[C]
I chew up boats and [Bb] I gobble up [F] planes, and I got
35 [Fm],000 barricade planes.
[F] Everybody gotta do the monster twist.
Shake your other hips and you dangle your [Bb] wrist.
Blow across the fire every single [C] day, but don't you let romance fade, fade away.
[Bb]
[F] Everybody's doing the monster twist.
Everyone was doing the monster twist.
The stock market panicked and the Dow Jones averages
plummeted 87 points in 12 seconds.
Veteran observers on Capitol Hill filibustered, and
the decision was made to attack.
16,000 B-70s, flamethrowers, [B] missiles, and spitballs bombarded
the monster.
Yet, nothing could stop the havoc wreaked by his [Ab] twelfth, or twoth, or twist.
But then [Dm] the government called on its secret weapon.
All right, folks.
A one and [F] a two, and [F] everybody's gotta do the bubble of bounds,
because everybody knows it's what up front that [Bb] counts.
Oh, no.
No, not now.
[A] I can't stand [Fm] it.
Help!
[Gb]
[C] Help!
Take [Gb] me back to the slime.
[Eb] Anything's better than [G] this.
[G] Mother of God!
[F] [B]
[F] [N]
thing was born.
A week ago last Tuesday, it shuddered, slithered, and made its way from
the slimy depths of the Marianas Trench.
Does it want to devour Cleveland, Ohio?
No, man.
Does it want to live in Cleveland, Ohio?
Well, it's a nice place to visit, but
What does it want to do?
I just want to twist.
Yes, man.
Well, so does everybody.
What makes you so special?
Well, I got four other heads, that's my [F] own vocal group.
[G] I got fourteen legs growing out of each [F] hip.
[C] I can twist from here to [F] New Orleans [Fm] because
I'm fat and I'm slimy and I'm hard to clean.
[F] Everybody gotta do the monster twist.
[Fm] Put that brand new dance at the top of [F] your list.
Move your fourteen legs till you're out of your mind, and then you shimmy and you shake
and you bump and [C] grind.
[Bb] [F]
Everybody's doing the monster twist.
I got a head coach, he's my building in my head.
[Bb] I use that 360 head stuff on my [F] scalp.
[C]
I chew up boats and [Bb] I gobble up [F] planes, and I got
35 [Fm],000 barricade planes.
[F] Everybody gotta do the monster twist.
Shake your other hips and you dangle your [Bb] wrist.
Blow across the fire every single [C] day, but don't you let romance fade, fade away.
[Bb]
[F] Everybody's doing the monster twist.
Everyone was doing the monster twist.
The stock market panicked and the Dow Jones averages
plummeted 87 points in 12 seconds.
Veteran observers on Capitol Hill filibustered, and
the decision was made to attack.
16,000 B-70s, flamethrowers, [B] missiles, and spitballs bombarded
the monster.
Yet, nothing could stop the havoc wreaked by his [Ab] twelfth, or twoth, or twist.
But then [Dm] the government called on its secret weapon.
All right, folks.
A one and [F] a two, and [F] everybody's gotta do the bubble of bounds,
because everybody knows it's what up front that [Bb] counts.
Oh, no.
No, not now.
[A] I can't stand [Fm] it.
Help!
[Gb]
[C] Help!
Take [Gb] me back to the slime.
[Eb] Anything's better than [G] this.
[G] Mother of God!
[F] [B]
[F] [N]
Key:
F
Bb
C
G
Fm
F
Bb
C
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] Six billion years ago, great natural explosions rocked the earth, and a living, breathing
thing was born.
A week ago last Tuesday, it shuddered, slithered, and made its way from
the slimy depths of the Marianas Trench.
Does it want to devour Cleveland, Ohio?
No, man.
Does it want to live in Cleveland, Ohio?
Well, it's a nice place to visit, but_
What does it want to do?
I just want to twist.
Yes, man.
Well, so does everybody.
What makes you so special?
Well, I got four other heads, that's my [F] own vocal group. _ _
_ [G] I got fourteen legs growing out of each [F] hip.
_ _ _ [C] I can twist from here to [F] New Orleans [Fm] because
I'm fat and I'm slimy and I'm hard to clean.
[F] Everybody gotta do the monster twist.
[Fm] Put that brand new dance at the top of [F] your list.
Move your fourteen legs till you're out of your mind, and then you shimmy and you shake
and you bump and [C] grind.
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [F]
Everybody's doing the monster twist.
I got a head coach, he's my building in my head.
_ _ _ [Bb] I use that 360 head stuff on my [F] scalp.
_ _ _ _ [C]
I chew up boats and [Bb] I gobble up [F] planes, and I got
35 [Fm],000 barricade planes.
[F] Everybody gotta do the monster twist.
Shake your other hips and you dangle your [Bb] wrist.
Blow across the fire every single [C] day, but don't you let romance fade, fade away.
_ _ [Bb] _
_ _ [F] Everybody's doing the monster twist. _
_ Everyone was doing the monster twist.
The stock market panicked and the Dow Jones averages
plummeted 87 points in 12 seconds.
Veteran observers on Capitol Hill filibustered, and
the decision was made to attack.
16,000 B-70s, flamethrowers, [B] missiles, and spitballs bombarded
the monster.
Yet, nothing could stop the havoc wreaked by his [Ab] twelfth, or twoth, or twist.
But then [Dm] the government called on its secret weapon.
All right, folks.
A one and [F] a two, and [F] everybody's gotta do the bubble of bounds,
because everybody knows it's what up front that [Bb] counts.
Oh, no.
No, not now.
[A] I can't stand [Fm] it.
Help!
[Gb]
[C] Help!
Take [Gb] me back to the slime.
[Eb] Anything's better than [G] this. _
[G] Mother of God!
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _
[G] Six billion years ago, great natural explosions rocked the earth, and a living, breathing
thing was born.
A week ago last Tuesday, it shuddered, slithered, and made its way from
the slimy depths of the Marianas Trench.
Does it want to devour Cleveland, Ohio?
No, man.
Does it want to live in Cleveland, Ohio?
Well, it's a nice place to visit, but_
What does it want to do?
I just want to twist.
Yes, man.
Well, so does everybody.
What makes you so special?
Well, I got four other heads, that's my [F] own vocal group. _ _
_ [G] I got fourteen legs growing out of each [F] hip.
_ _ _ [C] I can twist from here to [F] New Orleans [Fm] because
I'm fat and I'm slimy and I'm hard to clean.
[F] Everybody gotta do the monster twist.
[Fm] Put that brand new dance at the top of [F] your list.
Move your fourteen legs till you're out of your mind, and then you shimmy and you shake
and you bump and [C] grind.
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [F]
Everybody's doing the monster twist.
I got a head coach, he's my building in my head.
_ _ _ [Bb] I use that 360 head stuff on my [F] scalp.
_ _ _ _ [C]
I chew up boats and [Bb] I gobble up [F] planes, and I got
35 [Fm],000 barricade planes.
[F] Everybody gotta do the monster twist.
Shake your other hips and you dangle your [Bb] wrist.
Blow across the fire every single [C] day, but don't you let romance fade, fade away.
_ _ [Bb] _
_ _ [F] Everybody's doing the monster twist. _
_ Everyone was doing the monster twist.
The stock market panicked and the Dow Jones averages
plummeted 87 points in 12 seconds.
Veteran observers on Capitol Hill filibustered, and
the decision was made to attack.
16,000 B-70s, flamethrowers, [B] missiles, and spitballs bombarded
the monster.
Yet, nothing could stop the havoc wreaked by his [Ab] twelfth, or twoth, or twist.
But then [Dm] the government called on its secret weapon.
All right, folks.
A one and [F] a two, and [F] everybody's gotta do the bubble of bounds,
because everybody knows it's what up front that [Bb] counts.
Oh, no.
No, not now.
[A] I can't stand [Fm] it.
Help!
[Gb]
[C] Help!
Take [Gb] me back to the slime.
[Eb] Anything's better than [G] this. _
[G] Mother of God!
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _