The Neden Game Chords by Insane Clown Posse

[C#] Let's meet [G#] contestant number one.
He's a schizophrenic serial killer clown who says
Women love his sexy smile.
[F#]
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon Sharon.
What's your question?
Contestant number one.
I believe first impressions last forever
So [N] let's say you were to come over to my [C#] parents house and have dinner with me and my family
Tell me what you do to make that first impression really stand [B] out
[C#m] _ Let's see
[F#] I _ _ _ might show up in a tux _ _
[C#] I'd probably show up naked like I always do and let your mama in the eye and tell [F#] her fuck you [C#] hurry up
Bitch, I'm hungry.
That's spaghetti
I'd pinch her loose the ass and tell her get [F#m] my food [C#] ready
Your dad would probably [F#] start tripping making me [C#m] pissed I'd have to walk up [C#] and bust him in his fucking lips
It's better to be here [G#] in grace for [C#] your mother.
I pull up 40 out and force him for your little brother
I'm standing staring at your sister.
I'll tell you [F#] this, you know for only 30 she got some big tits
After that your dad would try to tell me
And only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin
After your mom does the [C#] dishes and the silverware I'd pry fuck her till I [N] nut in my underpants _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ Now [G#] let's meet contestant number two
He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival
He says women call him stretch nuts Sharon.
Let's hear your [F#] questions
I command is not [C#] afraid to show his true emotions a man who expresses [Cm] himself in his own [C#] special way
Number two fell in love with me
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_ _ _ I
Could never love you this
_ Richie [C#] bitch, [F#m] yo _
[C#] But if I did [F#] I [C#] probably show you that I care but taking all these [G#] other [F#] motherfuckers out of here
I go to your phone [C#] and walk them all if I could take the number one
I'm breaking fucking jaw.
Anyone who [F#] looked [C#] at you would have to pay I'll be blowing fucking nuggets [F#] off all [C#] day _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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[Gm] _ [F] Let him
[C] _ You