Chords for The Neden Game
Tempo:
151.95 bpm
Chords used:
C#
F#
Fm
F
G#
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Let's meet contestant [G#m] number [F#] one.
[C#] He's a schizophrenic [F#] serial killer clown who [C#] says,
women love his [G#] sexy [F#] smile.
[C#] Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon.
[F#] Sharon, [C#] what's your question?
Contestant [F#] number one, I [Fm] believe first [C#] impressions last forever.
So [Fm] let's say you were to [F#] come over to my [C#] parents' house and have dinner with me and my family.
Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stand [B] out.
[C#] Let's see.
Well, I'd have to think about it.
I might show up in a tux, but I doubt it.
I'd probably just show up [Fm] naked like I always [C#] do.
And look your mama in the eye and tell [F#] her,
fuck [C#] you!
Hurry up, bitch, I'm [Fm] hungry.
I'd spread [C#] spaghetti.
I'd pinch her loofy ass and tell her,
get my food ready.
Your dad would probably start [Fm] tripping, making me [C#] pissed.
I'd have to walk up and bust him in [F#] his fucking [C#] lips.
In kindergarten, you hear a grace from your mother.
I'd pull a 40 out and force him for your little brother.
I'm standing staring at your sister.
[F] I'll tell you [C#] this, you know for only 30, she got [F#] some big [C#] tits.
After that, your [G#] dad would try [F] to turn you [C#] in.
And only this time, I'd put the [F#] 40 to his [C#] chin.
After your mom does the [Fm] dishes and the [C#] silverware,
I'd drive back her till I nut in [F#] my underwear.
[E] [G#]
[N]
Now let's [C] meet [F] contestant number two.
He's a psychopathic, deranged crackhead freak
who works [C] for the dark carnival.
He [Fm] says women call [C#] him Stretch Nuts.
Sharon, let's hear your [C#] question.
I like a man who's not [Fm] afraid to show his true [C#] emotions.
A man who expresses [F#] himself in his own [C#] special way.
Number two, if you fell in love with me,
exactly how would you let me know?
[B] Shh!
[C#] First thing, I could [Fm] never love you.
[C#] You sound like a [F] witchy bitch, [F#] yo.
Fuck [C#] you!
But if I did, I'd [Fm] probably show you that I [C#] care
by taking all these other motherfuckers out of here.
I'd go through your phone [Fm] book and whack them [C#] all.
If I contestant number one, I'd break his fucking jaw.
What?
Anyone who looked at you would have to pay.
I'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all day.
I'd cut your titties and stretch them down past your waist.
Let them go and watch them both spring [F#] up in your [C#] face.
I'd sing love songs through your lips again.
Get your niggas and hit it like a game.
But we won't tempt you [Fm] to walk through the [C#] sand.
I'd throw a little in your face and say I'm just playing.
As you spit it all [Fm] out, I'll burn your [C#] back
and grab your underwear and wedge it [F#] up your ass crack.
[A] Well, it sounds like contestant number two
is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon.
It's a tough choice so far.
Sharon, let's have your last question
and see which one [Em] is going to win the rights to your [C#] nip.
Okay, [Fm] if we were at a dance club
[C#] and you both noticed me at the same time,
[F#] tell me, [C#] how would you each get my attention
and what would your pickup lines be?
Whoever's the smoothest [B] wins.
[C#] Okay, first I'd [G#m] [F] slide up to the [C#] bar
and tell you that I [F] can't believe how [F#] fucking fat you [C#] are.
I'd tell you that I like the way [Fm] you make your titties [C#] shake.
And if you lost a [G#] little weight, you'd [F#] look like Ricky Lake.
Fuck that!
[Fm] You'd be talking meat [C#] quick.
I'd order you a [F] drink and [F#] start with, what, my [C#] dick?
And then to get your [Fm] attention in the crowded [C#] place,
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face.
Yeah, freak her with your nuts.
Yo, that'll get her.
Tell her that she's fat.
Yeah, that'll work even better.
Fuck.
Fuck you.
I got a strong rap shit.
You don't want contestant number two, he's mad rock.
I walked into a [G#m] bar and there he [C#] was
standing up on a bucket.
It's not a bucket.
It was a big, fucking [Fm] smelly-ass farm [C#] llama.
Yeah, dog!
[F] How you gonna diss your mama?
[Fm]
[C#] He's a schizophrenic [F#] serial killer clown who [C#] says,
women love his [G#] sexy [F#] smile.
[C#] Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon.
[F#] Sharon, [C#] what's your question?
Contestant [F#] number one, I [Fm] believe first [C#] impressions last forever.
So [Fm] let's say you were to [F#] come over to my [C#] parents' house and have dinner with me and my family.
Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stand [B] out.
[C#] Let's see.
Well, I'd have to think about it.
I might show up in a tux, but I doubt it.
I'd probably just show up [Fm] naked like I always [C#] do.
And look your mama in the eye and tell [F#] her,
fuck [C#] you!
Hurry up, bitch, I'm [Fm] hungry.
I'd spread [C#] spaghetti.
I'd pinch her loofy ass and tell her,
get my food ready.
Your dad would probably start [Fm] tripping, making me [C#] pissed.
I'd have to walk up and bust him in [F#] his fucking [C#] lips.
In kindergarten, you hear a grace from your mother.
I'd pull a 40 out and force him for your little brother.
I'm standing staring at your sister.
[F] I'll tell you [C#] this, you know for only 30, she got [F#] some big [C#] tits.
After that, your [G#] dad would try [F] to turn you [C#] in.
And only this time, I'd put the [F#] 40 to his [C#] chin.
After your mom does the [Fm] dishes and the [C#] silverware,
I'd drive back her till I nut in [F#] my underwear.
[E] [G#]
[N]
Now let's [C] meet [F] contestant number two.
He's a psychopathic, deranged crackhead freak
who works [C] for the dark carnival.
He [Fm] says women call [C#] him Stretch Nuts.
Sharon, let's hear your [C#] question.
I like a man who's not [Fm] afraid to show his true [C#] emotions.
A man who expresses [F#] himself in his own [C#] special way.
Number two, if you fell in love with me,
exactly how would you let me know?
[B] Shh!
[C#] First thing, I could [Fm] never love you.
[C#] You sound like a [F] witchy bitch, [F#] yo.
Fuck [C#] you!
But if I did, I'd [Fm] probably show you that I [C#] care
by taking all these other motherfuckers out of here.
I'd go through your phone [Fm] book and whack them [C#] all.
If I contestant number one, I'd break his fucking jaw.
What?
Anyone who looked at you would have to pay.
I'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all day.
I'd cut your titties and stretch them down past your waist.
Let them go and watch them both spring [F#] up in your [C#] face.
I'd sing love songs through your lips again.
Get your niggas and hit it like a game.
But we won't tempt you [Fm] to walk through the [C#] sand.
I'd throw a little in your face and say I'm just playing.
As you spit it all [Fm] out, I'll burn your [C#] back
and grab your underwear and wedge it [F#] up your ass crack.
[A] Well, it sounds like contestant number two
is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon.
It's a tough choice so far.
Sharon, let's have your last question
and see which one [Em] is going to win the rights to your [C#] nip.
Okay, [Fm] if we were at a dance club
[C#] and you both noticed me at the same time,
[F#] tell me, [C#] how would you each get my attention
and what would your pickup lines be?
Whoever's the smoothest [B] wins.
[C#] Okay, first I'd [G#m] [F] slide up to the [C#] bar
and tell you that I [F] can't believe how [F#] fucking fat you [C#] are.
I'd tell you that I like the way [Fm] you make your titties [C#] shake.
And if you lost a [G#] little weight, you'd [F#] look like Ricky Lake.
Fuck that!
[Fm] You'd be talking meat [C#] quick.
I'd order you a [F] drink and [F#] start with, what, my [C#] dick?
And then to get your [Fm] attention in the crowded [C#] place,
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face.
Yeah, freak her with your nuts.
Yo, that'll get her.
Tell her that she's fat.
Yeah, that'll work even better.
Fuck.
Fuck you.
I got a strong rap shit.
You don't want contestant number two, he's mad rock.
I walked into a [G#m] bar and there he [C#] was
standing up on a bucket.
It's not a bucket.
It was a big, fucking [Fm] smelly-ass farm [C#] llama.
Yeah, dog!
[F] How you gonna diss your mama?
[Fm]
Key:
C#
F#
Fm
F
G#
C#
F#
Fm
_ Let's meet contestant [G#m] number [F#] one.
[C#] He's a schizophrenic [F#] serial killer clown who [C#] says,
women love his [G#] sexy [F#] smile.
[C#] Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon.
[F#] Sharon, [C#] what's your question?
Contestant [F#] number one, I [Fm] believe first [C#] impressions last forever.
So [Fm] let's say you were to [F#] come over to my [C#] parents' house and have dinner with me and my family.
Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stand [B] out.
[C#] _ Let's see.
Well, I'd have to think about it.
I might show up in a tux, but I doubt it.
I'd probably just show up [Fm] naked like I always [C#] do.
And look your mama in the eye and tell [F#] her,
fuck [C#] you!
Hurry up, bitch, I'm [Fm] hungry.
I'd spread [C#] spaghetti.
I'd pinch her loofy ass and tell her,
get my food ready.
Your dad would probably start [Fm] tripping, making me [C#] pissed.
I'd have to walk up and bust him in [F#] his fucking [C#] lips.
In kindergarten, you hear a grace from your mother.
I'd pull a 40 out and force him for your little brother.
I'm standing staring at your sister.
[F] I'll tell you [C#] this, you know for only 30, she got [F#] some big [C#] tits.
After that, your [G#] dad would try [F] to turn you [C#] in.
And only this time, I'd put the [F#] 40 to his [C#] chin.
After your mom does the [Fm] dishes and the [C#] silverware,
I'd drive back her till I nut in [F#] my underwear.
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ [G#] _ _
_ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _
_ Now let's [C] meet [F] contestant number two.
He's a psychopathic, deranged crackhead freak
who works [C] for the dark carnival.
He [Fm] says women call [C#] him Stretch Nuts.
Sharon, let's hear your [C#] question.
I like a man who's not [Fm] afraid to show his true [C#] emotions.
A man who expresses [F#] himself in his own [C#] special way.
Number two, if you fell in love with me,
exactly how would you let me know?
[B] Shh! _
[C#] _ First thing, I could [Fm] never love you.
[C#] You sound like a [F] witchy bitch, [F#] yo.
Fuck [C#] you!
But if I did, I'd [Fm] probably show you that I [C#] care
by taking all these other motherfuckers out of here.
I'd go through your phone [Fm] book and whack them [C#] all.
If I contestant number one, I'd break his fucking jaw.
What?
Anyone who looked at you would have to pay.
I'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all day.
I'd cut your titties and stretch them down past your waist.
Let them go and watch them both spring [F#] up in your [C#] face.
I'd sing love songs through your lips again.
Get your niggas and hit it like a game.
But we won't tempt you [Fm] to walk through the [C#] sand.
I'd throw a little in your face and say I'm just playing.
As you spit it all [Fm] out, I'll burn your [C#] back
and grab your underwear and wedge it [F#] up your ass crack. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] Well, _ it sounds like contestant number two
is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon.
It's a tough choice so far.
Sharon, let's have your last question
and see which one [Em] is going to win the rights to your [C#] nip.
_ Okay, [Fm] if we were at a dance club
[C#] and you both noticed me at the same time,
[F#] tell me, [C#] how would you each get my attention
and what would your pickup lines be?
_ Whoever's the smoothest [B] wins.
[C#] Okay, _ first I'd [G#m] [F] slide up to the [C#] bar
and tell you that I [F] can't believe how [F#] fucking fat you [C#] are.
I'd tell you that I like the way [Fm] you make your titties [C#] shake.
And if you lost a [G#] little weight, you'd [F#] look like Ricky Lake.
Fuck that!
[Fm] You'd be talking meat [C#] quick.
I'd order you a [F] drink and [F#] start with, what, my [C#] dick?
And then to get your [Fm] attention in the crowded [C#] place,
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face.
Yeah, freak her with your nuts.
Yo, that'll get her.
Tell her that she's fat.
Yeah, that'll work even better.
Fuck.
Fuck you.
I got a strong rap shit.
You don't want contestant number two, he's mad rock.
I walked into a [G#m] bar and there he [C#] was
standing up on a bucket.
It's not a bucket.
It was a big, fucking [Fm] smelly-ass farm [C#] llama.
Yeah, dog!
[F] How you gonna diss your mama?
_ _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _
[C#] He's a schizophrenic [F#] serial killer clown who [C#] says,
women love his [G#] sexy [F#] smile.
[C#] Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon.
[F#] Sharon, [C#] what's your question?
Contestant [F#] number one, I [Fm] believe first [C#] impressions last forever.
So [Fm] let's say you were to [F#] come over to my [C#] parents' house and have dinner with me and my family.
Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stand [B] out.
[C#] _ Let's see.
Well, I'd have to think about it.
I might show up in a tux, but I doubt it.
I'd probably just show up [Fm] naked like I always [C#] do.
And look your mama in the eye and tell [F#] her,
fuck [C#] you!
Hurry up, bitch, I'm [Fm] hungry.
I'd spread [C#] spaghetti.
I'd pinch her loofy ass and tell her,
get my food ready.
Your dad would probably start [Fm] tripping, making me [C#] pissed.
I'd have to walk up and bust him in [F#] his fucking [C#] lips.
In kindergarten, you hear a grace from your mother.
I'd pull a 40 out and force him for your little brother.
I'm standing staring at your sister.
[F] I'll tell you [C#] this, you know for only 30, she got [F#] some big [C#] tits.
After that, your [G#] dad would try [F] to turn you [C#] in.
And only this time, I'd put the [F#] 40 to his [C#] chin.
After your mom does the [Fm] dishes and the [C#] silverware,
I'd drive back her till I nut in [F#] my underwear.
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ [G#] _ _
_ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _
_ Now let's [C] meet [F] contestant number two.
He's a psychopathic, deranged crackhead freak
who works [C] for the dark carnival.
He [Fm] says women call [C#] him Stretch Nuts.
Sharon, let's hear your [C#] question.
I like a man who's not [Fm] afraid to show his true [C#] emotions.
A man who expresses [F#] himself in his own [C#] special way.
Number two, if you fell in love with me,
exactly how would you let me know?
[B] Shh! _
[C#] _ First thing, I could [Fm] never love you.
[C#] You sound like a [F] witchy bitch, [F#] yo.
Fuck [C#] you!
But if I did, I'd [Fm] probably show you that I [C#] care
by taking all these other motherfuckers out of here.
I'd go through your phone [Fm] book and whack them [C#] all.
If I contestant number one, I'd break his fucking jaw.
What?
Anyone who looked at you would have to pay.
I'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all day.
I'd cut your titties and stretch them down past your waist.
Let them go and watch them both spring [F#] up in your [C#] face.
I'd sing love songs through your lips again.
Get your niggas and hit it like a game.
But we won't tempt you [Fm] to walk through the [C#] sand.
I'd throw a little in your face and say I'm just playing.
As you spit it all [Fm] out, I'll burn your [C#] back
and grab your underwear and wedge it [F#] up your ass crack. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] Well, _ it sounds like contestant number two
is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon.
It's a tough choice so far.
Sharon, let's have your last question
and see which one [Em] is going to win the rights to your [C#] nip.
_ Okay, [Fm] if we were at a dance club
[C#] and you both noticed me at the same time,
[F#] tell me, [C#] how would you each get my attention
and what would your pickup lines be?
_ Whoever's the smoothest [B] wins.
[C#] Okay, _ first I'd [G#m] [F] slide up to the [C#] bar
and tell you that I [F] can't believe how [F#] fucking fat you [C#] are.
I'd tell you that I like the way [Fm] you make your titties [C#] shake.
And if you lost a [G#] little weight, you'd [F#] look like Ricky Lake.
Fuck that!
[Fm] You'd be talking meat [C#] quick.
I'd order you a [F] drink and [F#] start with, what, my [C#] dick?
And then to get your [Fm] attention in the crowded [C#] place,
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face.
Yeah, freak her with your nuts.
Yo, that'll get her.
Tell her that she's fat.
Yeah, that'll work even better.
Fuck.
Fuck you.
I got a strong rap shit.
You don't want contestant number two, he's mad rock.
I walked into a [G#m] bar and there he [C#] was
standing up on a bucket.
It's not a bucket.
It was a big, fucking [Fm] smelly-ass farm [C#] llama.
Yeah, dog!
[F] How you gonna diss your mama?
_ _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _