Chords for The Neden Game

Let's meet [F#] contestant number one.
[C#] He's a schizophrenic serial killer clown who says
Women love his sexy smile.
Let's find out if his charm will work on [F#] Sharon Sharon.
What's your question?
_ [F#] I [Fm] believe first [C#] impressions last forever
So let's say you [F#] were to come over to my [C#]
parents house and have dinner with me and my family
Tell me what you do
_ _ _ _ [B] _ _ [C#] _
_ _ _ [G#] I
_ _ [C#] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Probably show up [Fm] naked like I always [C#] do and let your mama [G#m] in the eye and [F#] tell her fuck you hurry up
I'm [Fm] hungry.
I [C#] spaghetti.
I'd venture the [F] yes and tell her [F#] get my food [C#] ready
If that would probably start [Fm] tripping and give me [C#] pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him [F#] in his fucking [C#] lips
_ _ You hear a graceful your mother I pull up 40 out for some for you little brother I'm steady staring at your sister
[F] I'm serious, you know for only [G#] 30.
She [F#] got some big
[C#] _
And _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ [C#] _
only this time I
_ [F#] _ _ [C#]
After your mom does the [Fm] dishes and the [C#] silverware I drive longer [Fm] till I'm not [F#] in my _ _
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Oh _ _ _ _
_ Now let's meet [F] contestant number two
He's a _ psychopathic deranged [F#] crackhead freak who works for the [Fm] dark carnival
He says [F] women call him stretch [C#] nuts Sharon.
Let's hear your question
I like a man who's [Fm] not afraid to show his [C#] true emotions a man who expresses [F#] himself in his own [C#]
special way
Number two fell in love with me
Let me _ [B] know
[C#] _
First thing I could [Fm] never love [C#] you.
This sounds like a [F] witchy bitch.
[F#] Yo, fuck [C#]
you
But if I did I [Fm] probably show you that I [C#] care but taking all these [G#] other [C#] motherfuckers out of here
I'll go see your phone and walk them all if I could take the number one of breaking
Jar anyone who looks at you what happened?
Hey, I'll be going fucking nuggets off all day
And stretch them down _ _
Let him go and watch a boat spring up in your face.
I sing love songs
Yeah, the best can get you naked and did it like a guy _
_ _ To [Fm] walk through the [C#m] sand I throw a [C#] little in your face and say I'm just playing as he spit it all [F] out
I'll be your [C#] back and grab your underwear [G#] was wet it [F#] up your ass crack
[G#] _ _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ Well, it sounds like a test of number two is just overflowing with sensitivity Sharon, it's a tough choice so far
Sharon, let's have your last question and see which one [G#] is gonna win the rights to your [C#] Ned
_ Okay, [Fm] we were at a dance club [C#] and you both noticed me at the same time.
[F#] Tell me [C#]
how would you each get my attention?
What would your pickup line?
_ _ _ _ _ [F#] _ [C#] I
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ [F#] _ [C#] Tell you that I like the way you [F] make it
[C#] And if you lost a [G#] little weight, you'd [C#] look like Ricky Lake
_ _ You be [Fm] talking me [C#] quick.
I'd order you a [F] drink
_ [F#] _ [C#] And then to get your [D#] intention [F] in the chronic [C#m] place I simply walk [G#] up a stick my [F#] nuts in your [C#] face
_ Freaker which is not Yeah _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ [C#] _
Fuck [G#] you.
I got [C#] a strong rash.
You don't want to test it number two is mad
I walked into a [Fm] bar and there he [C#] was standing up [G#] on a bucket
[F#] Yeah, [C#] it was a big fucking [Fm] smelly ass farm [C#m] llama
_ [G] _ Are you gonna diss him?
[G#m] _ _ [G#] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _