Chords for THE OAK RIDGE BOYS get to know NADINE and sing THE SHADE

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Hey wait, it's on my show.
[Bm] Oh wait [F] till I show Nadine.
[Em] Uh oh.
We didn't get a hug.
That's her house.
Here comes Nadine.
You guys are in trouble now.
How about [Gb] that bench [C] Nadine?
_ _ And they have a cross on it Nadine.
You need a [N] cross. _ _ _
_ _ _ Look who we got over there.
Look at them.
Look at them.
Oak Ridge boys. Hi Nadine.
I'm telling you.
You know what I have studied you guys for a while.
I did not know that the Oak Ridge boys have been around since 1943.
Apparently not you. _
Oh this is the original group.
I did not know that.
Did you know that?
Uh uh.
1943.
Well I really did because Dwayne Allen was on one of the country's family reunion shows and we kind of talked through the history of it.
Wally Fowler and the Georgia Clawhoppers.
Me and Homer danced to that music way back when.
Don't you think we needed a name change?
I certainly did.
_ I did.
I sure did.
I sure did.
And y'all know why they're called Oak Ridge boys?
Because they used to sing at Oak Ridge all the time.
Well duh.
In World War II.
During World War II.
World War II yeah.
For all the families up there they named them Oak Ridge boys.
I just saw Noralee sitting over there.
Hey Noralee.
_ Noralee Allen.
Oh there she is.
_ _ _ _ She's been on lots of country's family reunion shows.
Boy you married a young one didn't you?
_ _ That ought to tell you something.
Married a young one.
Well I used to look like that.
Uh huh.
I gotta tell y'all something funny. _ _
Homer went to the barber shop the other day.
He was gonna get a shave and a haircut and he told the barber he said you know I can't get in here real good because it's all wrinkled.
_ Barber goes over and gets this little wooden ball out of this cup and says put that in there and I'll shave you.
So he did it.
Homer said you know that's the best shave I've ever had in my life.
What would you have done if I'd swallowed that ball?
He said well I'd tell you like I do all those other boys.
They just bring it back the next day.
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_ _ tell you.
He [G] was mad as a mule chewing bumblebee.
_ _ [N] Ouch. _
I got him to take me up to my sister's house to visit up in Illinois.
And we went shopping at this retirement center.
And we got separated and he was asking the clerk where I was and he said have you seen my wife?
She's white headed or gray headed and she's got white shoes on.
He looked around and he said well take your pick.
_ _ _ _ _ _ Yeah you know that land up there is really flat isn't it?
In Illinois?
Yeah it's flat.
It's not Illinois?
_ No.
We got some folks from Illinois here? _
_ We'll make some noise. _ _ _
You could stand on a milk crate and watch your dog run away for three days up there. _ _
It's flat.
Flat, flat.
Well _ poor old Homer he's sitting back there in the back.
_ _ His hangouts used to be sport bars and _ coffee shops and now it's pharmacies and bathroom.
_ _ _ I got to hurry up I got to get him home in a little bit.
I'm going to go over there and put your sign up.
Alright what's the sign going to say?
It says everything can change in the blink of an eye but don't worry God never blinks. _ _ _
There are times when I wish he would.
_ [Bb] Just don't look around now God.
I know you [Bm] do.
[Em] Thank you Nadine.
[N] _ _
Let's _ _ _ _ get us another one of them Oak Ridge [C] Boys songs.
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_ _ _ We came from the mountain right [F] beside the [C] river where the ground makes one heck of a scene.
[F] _ [Bm] [C] The mountain [F] counts for [C] something the view is [F] worth a [C] fortune and the shade comes free with the tree.
Sing [F] it with [Bm] us.
[C] Yeah the shade [D] comes free with [C] the tree.
_ [Em] I've never had a dollar [F] that could buy me what I'm feeling.
[C] And I'm feeling about as good [G] as I can be.
[Em] I need to be reminded [F] when I'm looking for a bargain [C] not to overlook what's right in [G] front of me.
[C] I'll never make [C] a killing trying to make a living but I'll make enough to raise a family.
[F] _ [D] _ [C] Found a piece of heaven out county road [D] 11 [C] where the shade comes free with the tree.
[F] _ [G] [C] Yeah the shade comes free with the tree.
_ [Em] I've never had a dollar [F] that could buy me what I'm feeling.
[C] And I'm feeling about as good [G] as I can be.
_ [Em] I need to be reminded [F] when I'm looking for a bargain [C] not to overlook what's right [G] in front of me.
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I don't need a fast car don't need a four lane highway there's not another place I'd rather [F] be.
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Cause out here in the country bluebirds [F] sing for nothing [C] and the shade comes free with the tree.
[F] _ [Bm] [C] Yeah the shade comes [D] free [C] with the tree. _ _
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