The Old Dun Cow Chords by Seamus Kennedy

_ _ [F#] _ _ _ _ [B] Some friends and I in a public house were playing dominoes one night
_ Into the [G] room the barman [F#] came his [F#] face all chalky white
[B] What's up says Brown?
[Bm] Have you seen a ghost?
[F#] Have you seen your aunt Mariah?
[B] Oh me aunt [A] Mariah be [Bm] buggered city the bloody [F#] pubs on fire
_ [Bm] On fire says Brown.
What a bit of luck [D] everybody [Bm] follow me
_ Down to the cellar of the fires [F#] not there.
We'll have our air out free
So [B] we all went down after good old [Bm] Brown booze
We [F#] could not miss and we weren't there five minutes [G] or more [F#] till we [G] were all [F#] half _ _
_ _ And there was Brown
[B] _
_ [A] Licking up the whiskey off the floor
[Em] Booze booze the [F#] firemen cried as they came knocking at [F#] the door
[Bm] Don't let them in till it's all mocked up.
[A] Somebody shouted
[F#] _ McIntyre _ _ _ _
[Bm] And we all got blue blind [G] paralytic drunk when the old uncouth caught fire
_ _ _ _ Then Smith went over to the port wine tub gave it a [B] few hard knocks
_ [F#] Started taking off his pantaloons like wise his shoes and socks
[B] Hold on says Brown.
We can't have [Bm] that you can't [A] do [F#] that in here
_ Don't [B] go washing your [G] trotters in the port [F#] wine tub [B] when we've got all [F#] this light beer _ _ _
_ _ [B] And there was Brown upside down licking up [Bm] the whiskey off the floor
_ [A] Booze [F#] booze the [F#] firemen cried as they came knocking at the door
[B] Don't let them in till it's all [Bm] mocked up.
Somebody [A] shouted [F#] McIntyre
_ _ _ And we [A] all got blue blind [G] paralytic drunk when [B] the old uncouth caught fire
_ _ Just then there came an awful crash _ [A] gave [Bm] way
We were drowned [G] in the [F#] fireman's hostel.
We were going to stay
[B] So we got some tax on our own wet slacks and nailed ourselves [F#] inside
_ _ And we sat there [B] swallowing pints [G] of stout [F#] till we [G] were bleary
[F#] _ _
_ _ And [B] there was Brown upside down [F#] licking up the whiskey off [B] the floor
Booze [G] booze the [F#] firemen cried as they came knocking [F#] at the door.
[B] Don't let them in till it's all mocked up
Somebody [A]
shouted [F#] McIntyre
_ _ [B] And we [A] all got blue [G] blind paralytic drunk when the old uncouth [Bm] caught fire _
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