Chords for The Old-Timer

_ _ I'm an [E] old-timer, I'm an excellent _ rhymer, I'll sing you a song [A] of the sights I [E] have seen.
It is late [F#m] in December, [Bm] but well, I [E] mean_
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[A] I was born a hundred thousand [E] years ago. _
There ain't nothing in this world [A] I don't know. _
[D] There's no place that I ain't been [A] around the world and [F#m] back again.
[Bm] And a hunk [E] of man has said [A] it isn't so. _
In the dawn of civilization [E] I recall _
my cave at Bearskin [A] Carpet's Waldemar. _
[D] We were quite the social group, [A] I was friends [F#m] with Aliyou
[D] and a charming [E] fellow named [A] _ Neanderthal.
I knew Adam and Eve before [E] they knew the score. _
It was I designed the fig [A] leaves that they wore. _
[D] And behind the bushes Neelan [A] saw the apple [F#m] they was peeling
[D] and I swear [E] that I'm the chap [A] who ate the core.
I was born a hundred [E] thousand years ago.
There ain't nothing in this world [A] I don't know.
[D] There's no place that I ain't been [E] around the world [F#m] and back [D] again.
And a hunk [E] of man has said [A] it isn't so.
Took a trip with Cleopatra [E] down the Nile.
Yes, we dated off and on [A] for quite a while. _ _
[D] In King Tut's little kiddies [A] I built all [F#m] the [D] pidimidis
and I [E] represented [A] Caesar at his trial.
[D] Mr.
Nero was a personal [A] friend of mine.
The way he played the fiddle [D] was divine. _ _
I went by invitation to a Roman [Bm] celebration
[G] and ended [E] up with [D] ashes in my wine.
I was born a hundred thousand [A] years ago.
There ain't nothing in this world [D] I don't know.
[G] There's no place that I ain't been [D] around the world [Bm] and back again.
[E] And a hunk of man has said it isn't so. _
[A] I'll tell you how [E] America came to be. _
I was sailing with Columbus [A] across the sea. _
[D] He _ went [A] home [F#m] empty handed.
[D] By right the [E] whole darn place [A] belongs to me. _
I know much more than any [E] book can tell. _
And you must admit I sing it rather well.
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[D] _ _ [E] _ _ [A] We're 398 years and I was born a [E] thousand years ago. _
There ain't nothing in this world [A] I don't know. _
[D] There's no place that I ain't been [A] around the world and back [D] again.
And a hunk of [E] man has said it [A] isn't so.
Has [E] _ _ said it [A] isn't so. _ _
_ _ _ Why is it that I always get that verse in the_
[Em] Hey, hey, it's over. _