Chords for The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
Tempo:
135.9 bpm
Chords used:
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Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
Larry are Pa Grape and Mr.
infamous gang of Scallywags, the pirates who don't do anything.
pirates who don't [C#] do anything.
home and lie around.
us to do [C#] anything, [A#m] we'll just [G#] tell [D#] you we [G#] don't do anything.
Well, I've never been to Greenland and I've [C#] never been to Denver and I've never buried treasure [F#] in St.
Louis or St.
Larry are Pa Grape and Mr.
infamous gang of Scallywags, the pirates who don't do anything.
pirates who don't [C#] do anything.
home and lie around.
us to do [C#] anything, [A#m] we'll just [G#] tell [D#] you we [G#] don't do anything.
Well, I've never been to Greenland and I've [C#] never been to Denver and I've never buried treasure [F#] in St.
Louis or St.
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_ _ _ _ _ And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
_ _ Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr.
Lunt, who together make up the infamous gang of Scallywags, the pirates who don't do anything.
We are the pirates who don't [C#] do anything.
[F#] We [G#] just stay at home and lie around.
[F#] _ And if [G#] you ask us to do [C#] anything, [A#m] we'll just [G#] tell [D#] you we [G#] don't do anything. _ _ _
_ Well, I've never been to Greenland and I've [C#] never been to Denver and I've never buried treasure [F#] in St.
Louis or St.
[G#] Paul.
And I've never been to Moscow and [C#] I've never been to Tampa [G#] and I've never [F#] been to Boston in the [G#] fall.
We're the pirates who [C#] don't do anything.
[F#] _ [G#] We just stay at home and lie [F#] around.
And if [G#] you ask us to [C#] do anything, [A#m] we'll [G#] just tell [D#] you _ we [G#] don't do anything. _ _ _ _
And I've never hoisted a [C#] mainstay and I've never swapped a poop [G#] deck and I've never feared a starboard [F#] because I never sail at all.
[G#] And I've never walked the gangplank [C#] and I've never owned that ferret [G#] and I've never been [F#] to Boston [G#] in the fall.
We're the pirates who don't [C#] do anything.
[F#] We [G#] just stay at home and lie [D#] around.
_ [F#] And if [G#] you ask us [C#] to do anything, _ [A#m] we'll just [G#] tell [D#] you [G#] we don't do anything. _
_ _ _ Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not [C#] too good at ping pong and I've never thrown my mashed [F#] potatoes up against the wall.
[G#] And I've never kissed a chipmunk [C#] and I've never gotten headlights [G#] and I've never [F#] been to Boston [G#] in the fall.
[F#] Huh?
What are you talking [B] about?
[E] What's a rooster [F#] and mashed potatoes have to [C#] do with [E] being a pirate?
[F#] _ Hey, that's [B] right.
We're [G#m] supposed to sing [F#] about the [C#] piratey things.
[F#] _ And who's ever kissed a chipmunk?
That's [B] just nonsense.
[E] Why [F#] even bring it up?
Am I right?
[C#] What do [E] you think?
[F#] I think you look like [B] Captain Crunch.
[G#m] Huh?
[F#] No, I [C#] don't.
[F#] Do too.
Do not.
You're making me hungry.
[B] That's [E] it.
You are [F#] walking the plank.
Says [C#] who?
Says the [E] captain.
Says [F#] who?
Oh yeah?
[B] Aye aye, [G#m] Captain Crunch. [F#] Crunch?
He [C#] he he he.
[F#] Bug!
_ _ Yikes!
And [G#] I've never licked a spark [C#] plug and I've never [F#] sniffed a stink bug [G#] and I've never painted [D#] daisies on a big red rubber ball [G#] and I've never bathed in yogurt [C#] and I don't look [F#] good in leggings.
You just don't get it.
[G#] And we've never [D#] been to Boston in [G#] the fall. _ _
_ _ _ [Em] Pass the [B] chips. _
[A#] _ Who's got the remote [D#] control?
[G#] Here it is.
[A#] Time for Geraldo.
[F] It's definitely time [A#] for Wapner.
[D#] Oh, I don't like [Cm] this show.
_ [A#] Hey look.
[F] _ _ _ [A#] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr.
Lunt, who together make up the infamous gang of Scallywags, the pirates who don't do anything.
We are the pirates who don't [C#] do anything.
[F#] We [G#] just stay at home and lie around.
[F#] _ And if [G#] you ask us to do [C#] anything, [A#m] we'll just [G#] tell [D#] you we [G#] don't do anything. _ _ _
_ Well, I've never been to Greenland and I've [C#] never been to Denver and I've never buried treasure [F#] in St.
Louis or St.
[G#] Paul.
And I've never been to Moscow and [C#] I've never been to Tampa [G#] and I've never [F#] been to Boston in the [G#] fall.
We're the pirates who [C#] don't do anything.
[F#] _ [G#] We just stay at home and lie [F#] around.
And if [G#] you ask us to [C#] do anything, [A#m] we'll [G#] just tell [D#] you _ we [G#] don't do anything. _ _ _ _
And I've never hoisted a [C#] mainstay and I've never swapped a poop [G#] deck and I've never feared a starboard [F#] because I never sail at all.
[G#] And I've never walked the gangplank [C#] and I've never owned that ferret [G#] and I've never been [F#] to Boston [G#] in the fall.
We're the pirates who don't [C#] do anything.
[F#] We [G#] just stay at home and lie [D#] around.
_ [F#] And if [G#] you ask us [C#] to do anything, _ [A#m] we'll just [G#] tell [D#] you [G#] we don't do anything. _
_ _ _ Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not [C#] too good at ping pong and I've never thrown my mashed [F#] potatoes up against the wall.
[G#] And I've never kissed a chipmunk [C#] and I've never gotten headlights [G#] and I've never [F#] been to Boston [G#] in the fall.
[F#] Huh?
What are you talking [B] about?
[E] What's a rooster [F#] and mashed potatoes have to [C#] do with [E] being a pirate?
[F#] _ Hey, that's [B] right.
We're [G#m] supposed to sing [F#] about the [C#] piratey things.
[F#] _ And who's ever kissed a chipmunk?
That's [B] just nonsense.
[E] Why [F#] even bring it up?
Am I right?
[C#] What do [E] you think?
[F#] I think you look like [B] Captain Crunch.
[G#m] Huh?
[F#] No, I [C#] don't.
[F#] Do too.
Do not.
You're making me hungry.
[B] That's [E] it.
You are [F#] walking the plank.
Says [C#] who?
Says the [E] captain.
Says [F#] who?
Oh yeah?
[B] Aye aye, [G#m] Captain Crunch. [F#] Crunch?
He [C#] he he he.
[F#] Bug!
_ _ Yikes!
And [G#] I've never licked a spark [C#] plug and I've never [F#] sniffed a stink bug [G#] and I've never painted [D#] daisies on a big red rubber ball [G#] and I've never bathed in yogurt [C#] and I don't look [F#] good in leggings.
You just don't get it.
[G#] And we've never [D#] been to Boston in [G#] the fall. _ _
_ _ _ [Em] Pass the [B] chips. _
[A#] _ Who's got the remote [D#] control?
[G#] Here it is.
[A#] Time for Geraldo.
[F] It's definitely time [A#] for Wapner.
[D#] Oh, I don't like [Cm] this show.
_ [A#] Hey look.
[F] _ _ _ [A#] _ _ _ _ _
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