Chords for The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything (Silly Song)
Tempo:
124.5 bpm
Chords used:
Ab
Gb
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Eb
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Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
and Mr.
Scallywags, the pirates who don't do anything.
We are the pirates who don't [Db] do anything.
[Ab] We just stay home and [Eb] lie around.
you ask us [Db] to do anything, [Bbm] [Ab] we'll just tell [Eb] you we [Ab] don't do anything.
Well, I've never been to Greenland [Db] and I've never been to Denver [Ab] and I've never buried treasure [Gb] in St.
or St.
and Mr.
Scallywags, the pirates who don't do anything.
We are the pirates who don't [Db] do anything.
[Ab] We just stay home and [Eb] lie around.
you ask us [Db] to do anything, [Bbm] [Ab] we'll just tell [Eb] you we [Ab] don't do anything.
Well, I've never been to Greenland [Db] and I've never been to Denver [Ab] and I've never buried treasure [Gb] in St.
or St.
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_ _ _ _ And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
_ Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr.
Lunt, who together make up the infamous gang of Scallywags, the pirates who don't do anything. _
We are the pirates who don't [Db] do anything.
[Ab] We just stay home and [Eb] lie around.
[Ab] And if you ask us [Db] to do anything, [Bbm] [Ab] we'll just tell [Eb] you we [Ab] don't do anything. _ _
_ Well, I've never been to Greenland [Db] and I've never been to Denver [Ab] and I've never buried treasure [Gb] in St.
Louis or St.
Paul.
[Ab] And I've never been to Moscow [Db] and I've never been to Tampa and I've never [Gb] been to Boston [Ab] in the fall.
We're the pirates who [Db] don't do anything.
[Gb] We [Ab] just stay home and lie [Gb] around.
And [Ab] if you ask us to do [Bbm] anything, [Ab] we'll just tell [Eb] you _ we [Ab] don't do anything. _ _
And I never hoist a [Db] mainstay and I never swab the poop deck [Ab] and I never bear the starboard cause [Gb] I never sail at all.
[Ab] And I've never walked the gangplank [Db] and I've never owned that [Ab] ferret and I've never [Gb] been to Boston [Ab] in the fall.
And we're the pirates who [Db] don't do anything.
[Gb] We [Ab] just stay home and [Eb] lie around.
[Gb] And [Ab] if you ask us [Db] to do anything, [Bbm] _ [Ab] we'll just [Eb] tell you [Ab] we don't do anything. _ _
Well, I've never plucked a rooster [Db] and I'm not too good at [Ab] ping pong and I've never thrown my mashed [Gb] potatoes up against the wall.
And [Ab] I've never kissed a [Db] chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice [Ab] and I've never been to Boston in the fall.
[Gb] Huh?
What are you talking about?
[E] What's a [Gb] rooster and mashed potatoes have [Db] to do with [E] being a pirate?
[Gb] Hey, that's [B] right.
We're [Abm] supposed to sing [Gb] about the [Db] piratey things.
[Gb] _ And who's ever kissed a chipmunk?
That's [B] just nonsense.
[E] Why [Gb] even bring it up?
Am I [Db] right?
What [E] do you think?
[Gb] I think you look [B] like Captain [Abm] Crunch.
Huh?
[Gb] No, [Db] I don't.
[Gb] Do too.
Do not.
You're making me hungry.
[B] _ [E] That's it.
You're [Gb] walking the plank.
Says who?
Says [E] the captain.
[Gb] Says who?
Oh yeah?
[B] Aye aye, [Abm] Captain Crunch. Crunch?
[Gb] _
_ Fart!
[E] _ [Gb] _ Yikes!
And [Ab] I've never licked a [Db] fart plug and I've [Gb] never sniffed a stink bug [Ab] and I've never painted [Eb] daisies on a big red [Ab] rubber ball and I've never bathed in [Db] yogurt and I don't look [Gb] good in [Db] leggings.
You just don't get it.
And [Ab] we've never [Eb] been to Boston [Ab] in the fall. _ _ _
_ [G] Pass the chips.
_ [Bb] Who's got the remote [Eb] control?
Here it [Bb] is.
Time for [F] Geraldo.
[Ab] It's definitely [Bb] time for Wapner.
[Eb] Oh, I don't like this show.
[Bb] Hey look, [F] I found a quarter.
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr.
Lunt, who together make up the infamous gang of Scallywags, the pirates who don't do anything. _
We are the pirates who don't [Db] do anything.
[Ab] We just stay home and [Eb] lie around.
[Ab] And if you ask us [Db] to do anything, [Bbm] [Ab] we'll just tell [Eb] you we [Ab] don't do anything. _ _
_ Well, I've never been to Greenland [Db] and I've never been to Denver [Ab] and I've never buried treasure [Gb] in St.
Louis or St.
Paul.
[Ab] And I've never been to Moscow [Db] and I've never been to Tampa and I've never [Gb] been to Boston [Ab] in the fall.
We're the pirates who [Db] don't do anything.
[Gb] We [Ab] just stay home and lie [Gb] around.
And [Ab] if you ask us to do [Bbm] anything, [Ab] we'll just tell [Eb] you _ we [Ab] don't do anything. _ _
And I never hoist a [Db] mainstay and I never swab the poop deck [Ab] and I never bear the starboard cause [Gb] I never sail at all.
[Ab] And I've never walked the gangplank [Db] and I've never owned that [Ab] ferret and I've never [Gb] been to Boston [Ab] in the fall.
And we're the pirates who [Db] don't do anything.
[Gb] We [Ab] just stay home and [Eb] lie around.
[Gb] And [Ab] if you ask us [Db] to do anything, [Bbm] _ [Ab] we'll just [Eb] tell you [Ab] we don't do anything. _ _
Well, I've never plucked a rooster [Db] and I'm not too good at [Ab] ping pong and I've never thrown my mashed [Gb] potatoes up against the wall.
And [Ab] I've never kissed a [Db] chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice [Ab] and I've never been to Boston in the fall.
[Gb] Huh?
What are you talking about?
[E] What's a [Gb] rooster and mashed potatoes have [Db] to do with [E] being a pirate?
[Gb] Hey, that's [B] right.
We're [Abm] supposed to sing [Gb] about the [Db] piratey things.
[Gb] _ And who's ever kissed a chipmunk?
That's [B] just nonsense.
[E] Why [Gb] even bring it up?
Am I [Db] right?
What [E] do you think?
[Gb] I think you look [B] like Captain [Abm] Crunch.
Huh?
[Gb] No, [Db] I don't.
[Gb] Do too.
Do not.
You're making me hungry.
[B] _ [E] That's it.
You're [Gb] walking the plank.
Says who?
Says [E] the captain.
[Gb] Says who?
Oh yeah?
[B] Aye aye, [Abm] Captain Crunch. Crunch?
[Gb] _
_ Fart!
[E] _ [Gb] _ Yikes!
And [Ab] I've never licked a [Db] fart plug and I've [Gb] never sniffed a stink bug [Ab] and I've never painted [Eb] daisies on a big red [Ab] rubber ball and I've never bathed in [Db] yogurt and I don't look [Gb] good in [Db] leggings.
You just don't get it.
And [Ab] we've never [Eb] been to Boston [Ab] in the fall. _ _ _
_ [G] Pass the chips.
_ [Bb] Who's got the remote [Eb] control?
Here it [Bb] is.
Time for [F] Geraldo.
[Ab] It's definitely [Bb] time for Wapner.
[Eb] Oh, I don't like this show.
[Bb] Hey look, [F] I found a quarter.
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _