Chords for The Potato Song

_ _ _ _ _ _ Back when we was growing up, we [G] hung around the [D] local pool,
[G] great for cooling off [D] in summer, great [E] for chatting [A] sheilas too.
[D] And me brother had birds flopping [G] round him every time [D] we went,
so [G] I asked him what [D] his secret [A] was, and this is [D] what he said.
Stick a potato down your baby, [G] sure that'll get [D] them in.
Shove a stud inside your duds [E] whenever you go [A] for a swim.
Just [D] pop a murphy down your surfy, son, [G] and you'll be in like Flynn
with a potato [D] down your babies, [A] yeah that'll [D] get them in. _ _ _
_ So I pissed off out the [G] turnstiles and shot down the [D] veggie store,
[G] and grabbed [D] meself a murphy, [E] woulda weighed half a pound or [D] more.
Then I shoved it down me [G] babies, just like me [D] brother said,
[G] then this randy [D] little rooster turned and strutted back again.
_ With a potato down me babies, [G] yeah that'll get [D] them in,
and you [G] put murphy down [D] me surfies.
[E] Now bring on all the women, cause [D] with it swinging in the breeze,
I [G] reckoned I'd be in like Flynn with a potato down [D] me [A] babies,
yeah that'll [D] get them in.
_ _ [B] _ _ [E] I had no idea me brother's plan would work as good as that,
[A] cause when them sheilas [E] seen it hanging there, [F#] it stopped them in [B] their tracks,
cause it [E] was bulging like a bastard [A] as I strutted [E] by the pool.
But [A] I just grabbed it, [E] squeezed it, winked and said,
[B] Hey check me [E] out, I'm cool.
With a potato down me babies, [A] yeah that'll [E] get them in,
I [A] whoppin murphy [E] down me surfies, hey girls cop [B] a load of this.
With that spud shoved down me duds, I [A] thought that I was in [E] like Flynn,
with [A] a potato down [E] me babies, [B] yeah that'll get them [E] in. _ _ _ _ _
Eyes were poppin' out like golf balls [A] as the sheilas stopped and stared,
and the blokes [E] up in the [F#] grandstand all whistled, [B] clapped and cheered.
But [E] me brother weren't too happy when he [A] found out what [E] I'd done,
[A] he said, You fuckin' [E] little wanker, you're [B] supposed to stick it [E] down the front.
Jesus, now look what's happened, fuck [A] you, all the sheilas are [E] shot through,
[A] and I'll never [E] face me mates [F#] again, fuckin' thanks [B] to you.
I [E] oughta duck you, fuck you, drown [A] you, ring your [E] fuckin' neck,
cause [A] that potato down me babies is supposed to be [E] your dick. _
Yeah that potato down me babies [A] is supposed to [E] be your dick.
Around [A] the front, not around [E] the back, [F#] how fuckin' stupid can you get?
You got it hangin' in your cossies [A] like a fuckin' [E] lump of shit.
[A] That potato down me [B] babies is supposed [E] to be your dick. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Oh. _
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