Catch Up, Ketchup Chords by The Real Group

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Have you heard the one about the two [F] tomatoes?
[F#] Yes, we have, [E] a million times or more
[Bm] The two [A] tomatoes [E] walking [F#] down the street
[A] That's [G#m] the one, we've heard it before
[A] Maybe they would like to hear about the two tomatoes
No, they don't, it's such a big [Dm] bore
But the two tomatoes [C#m] can make you [F#] laugh and laugh and [B] laugh
Well, alright, let's hear it for the very [F] last time
And then, never again, [A#] never again
[A] Hello, I am [F#m] Anders [A]
Tomato, this is my wife
[F#m] Lisa [Em]
[G] Tomato, [A] taking [G] a walk [A] and having a [F#m] talk
[E] In a [A] marvellous place [G] called Stockholm
In a marvellous place [D] called Stockholm
[A] _ Today on our way to [F#m] see a splendid [Dm]
show
[A] With the one and [F#m] only, the [G] real group
[A] It's gonna [D] be great, [A] don't wanna be late
[Bm] We're dedicated fans [D] of the [E] real group
[Dm] We're dedicated fans [G] of the real group
[C] Even [B] if the story's [Gm] kind of [A] comical
The tones are [G] quite dramatic, can't you [C] watch it?
Something [E] terrible is soon to [F] happen to [D] Mrs Tomato
[C] In a stocking [Am] she will [F] walk into the street
[G#m] Looking left and [C#m] right, completely [G]
unaware
Of an approaching vehicle, a truck is driving [C#m] past
Who doesn't [F#] see it now?
What will happen to Mrs [Dm]
Tomato?
[G] I'm driving, _ _ _ _ [C] yeah I'm driving down a [G] road of life
_ _ And they call me [C] Mr Cucumber
Oh yes, I'm driving, _ _ _ [F] _
_ [Gm] _ driving down a [A#] road [G] of [C] life
_ If you [A#] call [G] this a [A] life, [G] honey
_ [C] _
[C#m] [D] But I just [Bm] can't find no [D] healer
In [C] this big old [Gm] 18-wheeler
[G] Still I'm driving down [C] a road [G] of [D] life
[Dm] Well, _ _
_ [C] [C#] what was that?
I think I hit [G]
something
Yes indeed you did, [E] you just ran over my wife, you [A] idiot
[F#] Officer Ekpland, Stockholm [Em] Police
_ [G] Please step back, what seems to be the problem?
This maniac driver ran over my wife
Oh [Bm] I see, then you're under [Dm] arrest
By the [A] way, did anyone call for an ambulance?
_ [C] You don't have to do [E] that, please let me through
I [D#] am Dr Celery, [D] let me have a look
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
[G] She's alive, _ [Bm] she's breathing, [C] her heart is beating
What a [Bm]
[Am] relief, [G] oh _ doctor, [Bm] tell me she'll [C] be fine
Doctor, doctor, [D] tell me [Em] she'll be fine
Just give her [B] a week or two [G] and _ she'll [C#] recover
To [C] a perfectly [G] normal [D] vegetable again
A perfectly [E] normal vegetable [A] again
Come on, come on, [Am] come on, come on
[C] [G] Catch up, come on, [Bm] catch up, come on
[A] Come on, come on, [D#] come on, come on
Catch [A] up, come on, ha ha ha ha ha
Hey Lisa, we really [D] gotta get going
[Fm] But I don't want people [Cm] to see me like this
[Gm] I think you [Cm] look [F] absolutely smashing
[D#m] Can't you see [A#m] I'm in a total mess?
[Am] You look fine, I think you've lost some weight
[Dm] I feel like I [A] just got run over [Gm] by a [A#] truck
[A] Please stop [Am] whining and pull [G] yourself together
[F] This is not a [G] joke, yes it is, yes it is
I'm not a laughing [A] matter, yes you are, yes you are
Will you stop singing?
[B] No we won't, no we won't
Why [C#] not?
It's our job, [F#] it's how we [C#m] make our money
[C] I see, can I join you [D] even if I'm a little flat?
[E] Yes you can, yes you can, cause you're funny, funny, [A] funny
Come on, come on, [F#] come on, come on
[C] [G] Catch up, come [Bm] on, catch up, come on
[F#m] Come [A] on, come [G#m] on, come [C] on, come on
Catch up, [B] come on, ha ha ha ha ha
What a joke, what a [G#m] laugh, what a punchline
[A] The two [E] tomatoes, the [D#] funniest [B] thing in the [E] world
You've been fooled [F#] by any chance did you get [F#m] it?
Here's a [Bm] recap, a summary for _ [B] you
[D#] _ _ _ _ [A] _
The [F#m] two tomatoes, walking [D] down the street
In the marvellous city of Stockholm
_ [F#m] First we have Mr.
Anders Tomato
[D] And next to him is [E] Lila Tomato
[A] The two tomatoes, [D] are on their [C#] way to see
The [D] most amazing show [G] in the real world
[Gm] [A#] Suddenly, without a [F#m] warning,
[A] Mr.
Cucumber
drives his [Dm] truck into a wall. [E] Lisa [B] Tomato
In [C#] a second, the tomato [F#] all red and [F] brown
[C#m] turns into a wet [D#] spot flat on the ground.
[A] Mr.
Anders Tomato
[Gm] _ Mr. [A] Cucumber
got into an [Bm] argument and would have started fighting, [A] but
Officer Eggplant, Stockholm [G] Police
_ [D] arrested the reckless driver and furthermore
Dr. Celery
_ _ [A]
quickly confirmed [E] that Lisa Tomato
[F] was still [G#] alive and [B] out
and [D] called it a joke.
Ha ha [Bm] ha ha ha ha
[A] Come on, come on, [F#] come on, come on
[G] Catch [B] up, come on, catch up, come on
Come on, come on, [C] come on, [E] come on
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Funny, funny, funny, funny
[A] to _ Tomato's [N] flat. _
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