Chords for The Road Hammers - Haulin' Ass

_ _ _ _ What are you gonna do? _
Man, I'm gonna get me a whole _ hamburger
and a cheesecake on the side.
I'm gonna get me a hamburger with a cheeseburger on it. _ _
And a side of gravy.
A side of gravy. _
Honk!
[Gb] Rrrrr!
I'm Donkey King, I'm the King of [N] Donkey.
I'm the Donkey Man, Donkey Man.
Donkey [A]
Man, loadin' up the air [N] in the wagon now.
That's the sound of the man, workin' on the chain.
_ _ Gang!
Hey!
D-O-N-K-E-Y, I'm a donkey, hey!
I'm a [G] donkey, hey!
D-O-N-K-E [C]-Y, I'm a donkey, I'm a donkey!
D-O-N [Bbm]-K-E-Y, [N] I'm a donkey, I'm a donkey!
_ D-O-N-K_ _ _
What a tarnation we got out there. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Hey, boys!
I'm gonna get a cheeseburger and a great big cheesecake.
_ Man, I don't wanna see another _ chain gang hammer for a long time.
Amen! _ _
_ What's goin' on here?
_ Well, howdy, fellas!
You guys need a ride?
Yeah, we do!
All right, hey, uh, do me a favor, just put these on here.
_ _ And, uh, come on around, hop in.
_ What are you haulin'?
Uh, we got a long trip, I'll explain, it's a long_ _
_ _ I got a real, uh, I got a real kicker, uh, back there, so, uh, hop in the back.
All right, sounds good.
[B] _ _ And don't, don't look her [Db] in the eye.
_ _ Just_
yeah. _ _
_ _ [Bm] HYAH!
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_ _ _ _ _ There ain't no money haulin' horses in the cattle market's dry.
Them chickens don't pay [A] chicken feed and that ain't gonna fly.
[D] So I found myself a market [G] niche on which to specialize.
[D] You need your burro [A] transportated, buddy, [D] I'm your guy.
[F] I'm [G] haulin' ass!
I'm [D] haulin' ass! _
Don't give that mule a second thought, I'll get her [A] there first class.
[D] Yeah, if you hear a fray, you [G] better get out of my way.
[D] I'm tearin' [A] up the highway [D] haulin' ass.
_ _ _ _ _ I got stopped out on Old 94 just south of Lincolnshire.
This trooper in his mirror shades said,
[A] So now where's the fire?
I [D] clocked you 20 over.
[G] What's the hurry?
Why so fast?
[D] Said I got [A] myself a deadline.
[D] I'm haulin' ass!
I'm [G] haulin' ass!
I'm [D] haulin' ass!
I'm haulin' ass!
I'm haulin' ass!
Turn the other way now, officer, and let me [A] fly right past.
[D] Well, you know I hate to wait.
[G] I'm as stubborn as my freight.
[D] I'm just tearin' up the highway, [A] Amber, damn, I'm [D] haulin' ass.
[G] _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _
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_ _ _ _ _ Well, there's groups and clubs and gatherings in every county, babe.
And they're handin' out blue ribbons [A] to every Jack and Jenny every [D] day.
They use them for [G] companionship, protection, and for show,
[D] and a host of sort and other [A] things I would not [D] care to know.
I'm [G] haulin' ass!
I'm [D] haulin' ass!
I'm haulin' ass!
I'm haulin' ass!
They just pay to have them hauled away, brother, [A] I don't ask.
[D] I'm just your average honky [G] makin' money and movin' [D] on, kid.
Tearin' up the highway, [A] damn it, here's how I'm [D] haulin' ass.
Haulin' [Eb] ass!
Haulin' ass!
_ Trapped jam in [Fm] Arizona cookin' [N] up a high aroma.
Red taillights started partin' like the [Bb] sea.
_ [Eb] People pluggin' up their noses, [Ab] let me pass right through like Moses.
And [Eb] I was on my [Bb] way down to [Eb]
Calvary.
_ [Ab] Haulin' ass!
Haulin' ass!
[Eb] _
_ _ They're the noblest creatures, hey brother, [Bb] don't you _ laugh.
[Eb] Well, you know that Jesus [Ab] rode one and Mother Mary owned [Eb] one.
So hold your head up high [Bb] if you're out here [Eb] haulin' ass.
[Ab] Haulin' ass!
Haulin' ass!
[Eb] _ _ _ I'm a professional title, and they sound a [Bb] little _ crass.
[Eb] Yeah, the old girl [Db] takes my [Ab] ribbon, but the way I make my living
[Eb] when she tells her friends, roadman's [Bb] on the highway [Eb] haulin' ass. _
Yeah, the bicycle [Db] rail is way [Ab] too high for them critters, they don't like to [Eb] fly.
Say, Finn, [Bb] chill with me, kiss your [Eb] ass goodbye.
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