Chords for THE RUTLES - Cheese And Onions (1969)

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ Always _ thought in [D] the back of my [Bm] mind cheese [C] and onions. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
Always _ thought [Bm] that the world was unkind, cheese and [C]
onions. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Am] _ [C] You are [F#] having a [E] spell in [D] this [C] house.
_ [Bm] C [A] _ _ [G] _ -H-E-N-D _ [Bm] _ -U-M-I-O-N-S
[C] I'm _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ a machine, I love [D] to shave, keep [Em] yourself clean, keep [A] yourself clean,
or be a [C] hand cream. _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ I'm [C] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ a [G] _ _ _ machine, _ _ _ [C] _ _ I love [D] to shave, keep [Em] yourself clean, keep [A] yourself clean,
or be a [C] hand cream.
I am a _ [D] _
soul.
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] I am a [D] device for [Em] everything, _ _ [A] _ _
you'd better [C] think twice.
I [D]
am _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ a [C] machine, I love to [D] shave, _ keep yourself [Em] clean, keep [A] yourself clean,
or be a [C] hand cream.
_ [D] I am _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ a [D]
device for [Em] everything, you'd better [A] think twice.
_ _ Hey [C] there, who's your friend?
[D]
and get his teeth clean.
[G] Oh, hello Nasty.
Hello Dang.
_ _ [C] _ Oh, that's torn it. _
[D] _ _ What are you doing [E] Stig?
_ [F#m] He's getting out of [C#] here.
_ Well, I'm gonna get out of here too.
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _