Chords for The Scotsman
Tempo:
90.5 bpm
Chords used:
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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I love the story about the Irishman and the Scotsman walking to a pub together and the Scotsman yells out
newspaper read Irish ventriloquist found beaten to death behind pub
Did you know that the limbo dance was invented by a Scotsman trying to get into a pay toilet for nothing?
Okay, you know what to do here.
line clap your hands twice like this
Cotsman dressed all in his kilt left a bar one evening fair
he walked that he drunk more than his share
longer keep his feet and he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
newspaper read Irish ventriloquist found beaten to death behind pub
Did you know that the limbo dance was invented by a Scotsman trying to get into a pay toilet for nothing?
Okay, you know what to do here.
line clap your hands twice like this
Cotsman dressed all in his kilt left a bar one evening fair
he walked that he drunk more than his share
longer keep his feet and he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
100% ➙ 91BPM
I love the story about the Irishman and the Scotsman walking to a pub together and the Scotsman yells out
Drinks for the house on me
And the following day the headlines in the newspaper read Irish ventriloquist found beaten to death behind pub _ _
Did you know that the limbo dance was invented by a Scotsman trying to get into a pay toilet for nothing?
_ _ _ Okay, you know what to do here.
Don't you at the end of every line clap your hands twice like this
_ _ Oh was Cotsman dressed all in his kilt left a bar one evening fair
You could tell by the way, he walked that he drunk more than his share
He staggered round until he could no longer keep his feet and he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle it'll ID.
Oh ring died Italy.
I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street now about that time
Two young and lovely girls were passing by
One said to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See on sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built.
I wonder if it's true that he wears nothing neat his kilt
Ring ding diddle it'll ID.
Oh ring died Italy.
I oh I
Wonder if it's true that he wears nothing neat his kilt
So the crept up on the sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
And lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
Lo and behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle it'll ID.
Oh ring died Italy.
I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
They marbles for a minute then they said we must be gone
Let's leave him a souvenir before we travel on as a gift
They left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow around the Bonnie star the Scotsman's kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle it'll ID.
Oh ring died Italy.
I oh
Around the Bonnie star the Scotsman's kilt did lift and show now the Scotsman rose to nature's call and he headed for the tree
He lifted up his kilt then he gox at what he see and in his drunken voice
He says to watch before his eyes.
Oh lad.
I don't know where you've been, but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle it'll ID.
Oh ring died Italy.
I oh
Oh lad, I don't know where you've been, but I see you won first prize
Our Scottish friend still dressed in kilt continued down the street
He hadn't gone ten yards or more when a girl he chanced to meet she said I've heard what's under there
Tell me is it so he said just slip your hand up miss if you'd really like to know
Ring ding diddle it'll ID.
Oh ring died Italy.
I oh
He said just slip your hand up miss if you'd really like to know
She put her a hand right up his kilt and much to her surprise
The Scotsman smiled on a very strange look came into his eyes she cried why sir that's gruesome
And then she heard him roll if you put your hand up once again, you'll find it's gruesome more
_ _ _ _ If you put your hand up once again, you'll find it's gruesome more _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Drinks for the house on me
And the following day the headlines in the newspaper read Irish ventriloquist found beaten to death behind pub _ _
Did you know that the limbo dance was invented by a Scotsman trying to get into a pay toilet for nothing?
_ _ _ Okay, you know what to do here.
Don't you at the end of every line clap your hands twice like this
_ _ Oh was Cotsman dressed all in his kilt left a bar one evening fair
You could tell by the way, he walked that he drunk more than his share
He staggered round until he could no longer keep his feet and he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle it'll ID.
Oh ring died Italy.
I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street now about that time
Two young and lovely girls were passing by
One said to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See on sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built.
I wonder if it's true that he wears nothing neat his kilt
Ring ding diddle it'll ID.
Oh ring died Italy.
I oh I
Wonder if it's true that he wears nothing neat his kilt
So the crept up on the sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
And lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
Lo and behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle it'll ID.
Oh ring died Italy.
I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
They marbles for a minute then they said we must be gone
Let's leave him a souvenir before we travel on as a gift
They left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow around the Bonnie star the Scotsman's kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle it'll ID.
Oh ring died Italy.
I oh
Around the Bonnie star the Scotsman's kilt did lift and show now the Scotsman rose to nature's call and he headed for the tree
He lifted up his kilt then he gox at what he see and in his drunken voice
He says to watch before his eyes.
Oh lad.
I don't know where you've been, but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle it'll ID.
Oh ring died Italy.
I oh
Oh lad, I don't know where you've been, but I see you won first prize
Our Scottish friend still dressed in kilt continued down the street
He hadn't gone ten yards or more when a girl he chanced to meet she said I've heard what's under there
Tell me is it so he said just slip your hand up miss if you'd really like to know
Ring ding diddle it'll ID.
Oh ring died Italy.
I oh
He said just slip your hand up miss if you'd really like to know
She put her a hand right up his kilt and much to her surprise
The Scotsman smiled on a very strange look came into his eyes she cried why sir that's gruesome
And then she heard him roll if you put your hand up once again, you'll find it's gruesome more
_ _ _ _ If you put your hand up once again, you'll find it's gruesome more _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _