Chords for The Sharpest Dick
Tempo:
155.15 bpm
Chords used:
G#
A
F#
C#
C#m
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[C#]
Pretty feet and they don't smell like Fritos.
Fuck me to my pussy rather than a Cheetos
[A] Take a look through my clit like a peephole.
After we [F#m] sexy you can exit I'm a freeload.
Yeah.
Hello
Hello, it's nice [A] to meet you come beat this pussy up like Shakisha.
Young twat got more eggs than Easter
Nipples look like pepperoni pizza.
[C#] It's looking soft.
Let me take it off.
Stick it in my hole like we playing golf
[A] Drop them drawers, suck them balls, work my jaws all in a law.
[F#] Stroke me slow, daddy and do your best.
Bring a big dick, pop me those UPS
[G#m] Good sex when you make a mess.
Come suck the milk out my fucking brat.
[A] That's new and you ain't gotta ask me
[B] Put your face in my ass, she's [G#] Wisconsin.
They're pussy splashy.
[C#m] Keep your dick wet and never [A] ask.
You gotta know how to treat this
I like my deep dish.
[G#] Don't want no dick that got for skin.
I'ma have to show you to the [C#] door, man
Connect it to my walls like it's Spiderman.
[A] My saliva don't dry up even by a [G#] fan
You [F#] got me caught up in your web.
You my Spiderman.
[G#] Subwayman noodles off that dig.
That's my [D#m] vitamins
Take in [C#] you and crap it, crap it, crap it.
You sit on your private, private, private.
I ride [A] it while you drive it, drive it, drive it
Let you swim in my island, [G#] island, island.
Take in you [F#] and crap it, crap it, crap it.
You sit on your private, private, private.
I [G#] ride it while you drive it, drive it, drive it
Let you swim in my island, [F#] island, island
[C#] I'll burn your dick, [A] no marathon.
That's a worry, so I'ma need a hassle line
Got the magic touch and I don't need a wand.
Make the dick come faster than Kimmy John
[F#] I suck a fart out your ass.
Just pass me a little cash
[C#m] Had to show this nigga I am not a coward.
In his pussy go [F#m] a hundred mouths per hour
[C#] Your dick shock me like it tazed me.
Like a newborn better [A] spank me
Can't suck no dick being lazy.
Pussy looks fatter than Jay-Z
She [F#] bang me on the floor like the crab, baby.
I'm about to shut you up like the library
[C#m] Trick the suckin' dick and support it.
[G#] Get that tongue out like [A] Jordans
Rub on my clit, it's lit.
Oh, [B] yes, my papi love this
[G#] I flip this pussy [C#m] inside out.
I call that Gabby Douglas
[A] You still eat it while I'm bleedin'.
That's my vampire
Hot [G#] pussy on your dick.
Well, we could make a campfire
The [C#] dick connected to my walls like it's Spiderman
[A] My saliva don't dry up even by a [G#] fan
You [F#] got me caught up in your web.
You my Spiderman
So [G#] burn them noodles off that dick.
That's my vitamin
[F#]
Hey gang, [C#] you went private, private, private.
You sit on your private, private, private
I [A] ride it while you drive it, drive it, drive it.
Let you scream in my alley, [G#] alley, alley
Hey gang, [F#] you went private, private, private.
You sit on your private, private, private
I [G#] ride it while you drive it, drive it, drive it.
Let you scream in my alley, [F#] alley, alley
Pussy go up and down like a seesaw.
Up at night, that's sweetball
Lickin' all of your meatballs.
I drew it on it like a sweet [G#] dog
Not to tell by the way you soundin'.
You want another round?
Well, who's countin'?
Pity so perky, he so thirsty.
I should draw him to the Buckman [C#] fountain
I'm a tater [A] thot, I'm a thot [D#] tater.
On the front floor, jackin' moves for you
Just to [G#] fuck him and his brother.
Cause I'm a real hoe, ain't no rules to the play
I'm a kangaroo the way I'm bout to [C#] hop on that G
[G#] Stretch this pussy out and put scratch marks on my shit
[C#] I fuck the dick on the go.
I suck the dick like a pro
[A] Not gettin' snot on my nose.
But you know [G#] I'm bout to blow
[F#] Let me prove that I'm with it.
Make my legs touch the ceiling
[G#] Pussy fatter than a big leg.
Eat this pussy, have a [F#] picnic
[C#] Have you ever met a girl more nasty than two girls [C#m] in one cup?
[A] Put the dick head down, throw him on my butt.
That's how we [G#] play, send it up
[F#] Let me talk all in your ear.
Longer than a Martin Luther King speech
[G#] My coochie did a lot of dirty things, so of course [F#] it need preaching
[C#] Connected to my walls like it's Spiderman
[A] My saliva don't dry up even by a band
You [F#] got me caught up in your web.
You my Spiderman
Suck [G#] random noodles off that dick.
That's my vitamin
Heck yeah, [C#] you ain't cop it, cop it, cop it
You sit on your crap, crap, crap it
[A] I ride it while you drive it, drive it, drive it
Let you swim in my holla, holla
Heck yeah, [F#] you ain't cop it, cop it, cop it
You sit on your crap, crap, crap it
[G#] I ride it while you drive it, drive it, drive it
Let you swim in my holla, holla
[C#] [B] [N]
Pretty feet and they don't smell like Fritos.
Fuck me to my pussy rather than a Cheetos
[A] Take a look through my clit like a peephole.
After we [F#m] sexy you can exit I'm a freeload.
Yeah.
Hello
Hello, it's nice [A] to meet you come beat this pussy up like Shakisha.
Young twat got more eggs than Easter
Nipples look like pepperoni pizza.
[C#] It's looking soft.
Let me take it off.
Stick it in my hole like we playing golf
[A] Drop them drawers, suck them balls, work my jaws all in a law.
[F#] Stroke me slow, daddy and do your best.
Bring a big dick, pop me those UPS
[G#m] Good sex when you make a mess.
Come suck the milk out my fucking brat.
[A] That's new and you ain't gotta ask me
[B] Put your face in my ass, she's [G#] Wisconsin.
They're pussy splashy.
[C#m] Keep your dick wet and never [A] ask.
You gotta know how to treat this
I like my deep dish.
[G#] Don't want no dick that got for skin.
I'ma have to show you to the [C#] door, man
Connect it to my walls like it's Spiderman.
[A] My saliva don't dry up even by a [G#] fan
You [F#] got me caught up in your web.
You my Spiderman.
[G#] Subwayman noodles off that dig.
That's my [D#m] vitamins
Take in [C#] you and crap it, crap it, crap it.
You sit on your private, private, private.
I ride [A] it while you drive it, drive it, drive it
Let you swim in my island, [G#] island, island.
Take in you [F#] and crap it, crap it, crap it.
You sit on your private, private, private.
I [G#] ride it while you drive it, drive it, drive it
Let you swim in my island, [F#] island, island
[C#] I'll burn your dick, [A] no marathon.
That's a worry, so I'ma need a hassle line
Got the magic touch and I don't need a wand.
Make the dick come faster than Kimmy John
[F#] I suck a fart out your ass.
Just pass me a little cash
[C#m] Had to show this nigga I am not a coward.
In his pussy go [F#m] a hundred mouths per hour
[C#] Your dick shock me like it tazed me.
Like a newborn better [A] spank me
Can't suck no dick being lazy.
Pussy looks fatter than Jay-Z
She [F#] bang me on the floor like the crab, baby.
I'm about to shut you up like the library
[C#m] Trick the suckin' dick and support it.
[G#] Get that tongue out like [A] Jordans
Rub on my clit, it's lit.
Oh, [B] yes, my papi love this
[G#] I flip this pussy [C#m] inside out.
I call that Gabby Douglas
[A] You still eat it while I'm bleedin'.
That's my vampire
Hot [G#] pussy on your dick.
Well, we could make a campfire
The [C#] dick connected to my walls like it's Spiderman
[A] My saliva don't dry up even by a [G#] fan
You [F#] got me caught up in your web.
You my Spiderman
So [G#] burn them noodles off that dick.
That's my vitamin
[F#]
Hey gang, [C#] you went private, private, private.
You sit on your private, private, private
I [A] ride it while you drive it, drive it, drive it.
Let you scream in my alley, [G#] alley, alley
Hey gang, [F#] you went private, private, private.
You sit on your private, private, private
I [G#] ride it while you drive it, drive it, drive it.
Let you scream in my alley, [F#] alley, alley
Pussy go up and down like a seesaw.
Up at night, that's sweetball
Lickin' all of your meatballs.
I drew it on it like a sweet [G#] dog
Not to tell by the way you soundin'.
You want another round?
Well, who's countin'?
Pity so perky, he so thirsty.
I should draw him to the Buckman [C#] fountain
I'm a tater [A] thot, I'm a thot [D#] tater.
On the front floor, jackin' moves for you
Just to [G#] fuck him and his brother.
Cause I'm a real hoe, ain't no rules to the play
I'm a kangaroo the way I'm bout to [C#] hop on that G
[G#] Stretch this pussy out and put scratch marks on my shit
[C#] I fuck the dick on the go.
I suck the dick like a pro
[A] Not gettin' snot on my nose.
But you know [G#] I'm bout to blow
[F#] Let me prove that I'm with it.
Make my legs touch the ceiling
[G#] Pussy fatter than a big leg.
Eat this pussy, have a [F#] picnic
[C#] Have you ever met a girl more nasty than two girls [C#m] in one cup?
[A] Put the dick head down, throw him on my butt.
That's how we [G#] play, send it up
[F#] Let me talk all in your ear.
Longer than a Martin Luther King speech
[G#] My coochie did a lot of dirty things, so of course [F#] it need preaching
[C#] Connected to my walls like it's Spiderman
[A] My saliva don't dry up even by a band
You [F#] got me caught up in your web.
You my Spiderman
Suck [G#] random noodles off that dick.
That's my vitamin
Heck yeah, [C#] you ain't cop it, cop it, cop it
You sit on your crap, crap, crap it
[A] I ride it while you drive it, drive it, drive it
Let you swim in my holla, holla
Heck yeah, [F#] you ain't cop it, cop it, cop it
You sit on your crap, crap, crap it
[G#] I ride it while you drive it, drive it, drive it
Let you swim in my holla, holla
[C#] [B] [N]
Key:
G#
A
F#
C#
C#m
G#
A
F#
[C#] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Pretty feet and they don't smell like Fritos.
Fuck me to my pussy rather than a Cheetos
[A] Take a look through my clit like a peephole.
After we [F#m] sexy you can exit I'm a freeload.
Yeah.
Hello
Hello, it's nice [A] to meet you come beat this pussy up like Shakisha.
Young twat got more eggs than Easter
Nipples look like pepperoni pizza.
[C#] It's looking soft.
Let me take it off.
Stick it in my hole like we playing golf
[A] Drop them drawers, suck them balls, work my jaws all in a law.
[F#] Stroke me slow, daddy and do your best.
Bring a big dick, pop me those UPS
[G#m] Good sex when you make a mess.
Come suck the milk out my fucking brat.
[A] That's new and you ain't gotta ask me
[B] Put your face in my ass, she's [G#] Wisconsin.
They're pussy splashy.
[C#m] Keep your dick wet and never [A] ask.
You gotta know how to treat this
I like my deep dish.
[G#] Don't want no dick that got for skin.
I'ma have to show you to the [C#] door, man
Connect it to my walls like it's Spiderman. _
[A] My saliva don't dry up even by a [G#] fan
You [F#] got me caught up in your web.
You my Spiderman.
[G#] Subwayman noodles off that dig.
That's my [D#m] vitamins
Take in [C#] you and crap it, crap it, crap it.
You sit on your private, private, private.
I ride [A] it while you drive it, drive it, drive it
Let you swim in my island, [G#] island, island.
Take in you [F#] and crap it, crap it, crap it.
You sit on your private, private, private.
I [G#] ride it while you drive it, drive it, drive it
Let you swim in my island, [F#] island, island
_ [C#] I'll _ _ _ _ _ _ burn your dick, [A] no marathon.
That's a worry, so I'ma need a hassle line
Got the magic touch and I don't need a wand.
Make the dick come faster than Kimmy John
[F#] I suck a fart out your ass.
Just pass me a little cash
[C#m] Had to show this nigga I am not a coward.
In his pussy go [F#m] a hundred mouths per hour
[C#] Your dick shock me like it tazed me.
Like a newborn better [A] spank me
Can't suck no dick being lazy.
Pussy looks fatter than Jay-Z
She [F#] bang me on the floor like the crab, baby.
I'm about to shut you up like the library
[C#m] Trick the suckin' dick and support it.
[G#] Get that tongue out like [A] Jordans
Rub on my clit, it's lit.
Oh, [B] yes, my papi love this
[G#] I flip this pussy [C#m] inside out.
I call that Gabby Douglas
[A] You still eat it while I'm bleedin'.
That's my vampire
Hot [G#] pussy on your dick.
Well, we could make a campfire
The [C#] dick connected to my walls like it's Spiderman _
[A] My saliva don't dry up even by a [G#] fan
You [F#] got me caught up in your web.
You my Spiderman
So [G#] burn them noodles off that dick.
That's my vitamin
[F#]
Hey gang, [C#] you went private, private, private.
You sit on your private, private, private
I [A] ride it while you drive it, drive it, drive it.
Let you scream in my alley, [G#] alley, alley
Hey gang, [F#] you went private, private, private.
You sit on your private, private, private
I [G#] ride it while you drive it, drive it, drive it.
Let you scream in my alley, [F#] alley, alley
Pussy go up and down like a seesaw.
Up at night, that's sweetball
Lickin' all of your meatballs.
I drew it on it like a sweet [G#] dog
Not to tell by the way you soundin'.
You want another round?
Well, who's countin'?
Pity so perky, he so thirsty.
I should draw him to the Buckman [C#] fountain
I'm a tater [A] thot, I'm a thot [D#] tater.
On the front floor, jackin' moves for you
Just to [G#] fuck him and his brother.
Cause I'm a real hoe, ain't no rules to the play
I'm a kangaroo the way I'm bout to [C#] hop on that G _
[G#] Stretch this pussy out and put scratch marks on my shit
[C#] I fuck the dick on the go.
I suck the dick like a pro
[A] Not gettin' snot on my nose.
But you know [G#] I'm bout to blow
[F#] Let me prove that I'm with it.
Make my legs touch the ceiling
[G#] Pussy fatter than a big leg.
Eat this pussy, have a [F#] picnic
[C#] Have you ever met a girl more nasty than two girls [C#m] in one cup?
[A] Put the dick head down, throw him on my butt.
That's how we [G#] play, send it up
[F#] Let me talk all in your ear.
Longer than a Martin Luther King speech
[G#] My coochie did a lot of dirty things, so of course [F#] it need preaching
[C#] Connected to my walls like it's Spiderman _
[A] My saliva don't dry up even by a band
You [F#] got me caught up in your web.
You my Spiderman
Suck [G#] random noodles off that dick.
That's my vitamin
Heck yeah, [C#] you ain't cop it, cop it, cop it
You sit on your crap, crap, crap it
[A] I ride it while you drive it, drive it, drive it
Let you swim in my holla, holla
Heck yeah, [F#] you ain't cop it, cop it, cop it
You sit on your crap, crap, crap it
[G#] I ride it while you drive it, drive it, drive it
Let you swim in my holla, holla
_ [C#] _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ [N] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Pretty feet and they don't smell like Fritos.
Fuck me to my pussy rather than a Cheetos
[A] Take a look through my clit like a peephole.
After we [F#m] sexy you can exit I'm a freeload.
Yeah.
Hello
Hello, it's nice [A] to meet you come beat this pussy up like Shakisha.
Young twat got more eggs than Easter
Nipples look like pepperoni pizza.
[C#] It's looking soft.
Let me take it off.
Stick it in my hole like we playing golf
[A] Drop them drawers, suck them balls, work my jaws all in a law.
[F#] Stroke me slow, daddy and do your best.
Bring a big dick, pop me those UPS
[G#m] Good sex when you make a mess.
Come suck the milk out my fucking brat.
[A] That's new and you ain't gotta ask me
[B] Put your face in my ass, she's [G#] Wisconsin.
They're pussy splashy.
[C#m] Keep your dick wet and never [A] ask.
You gotta know how to treat this
I like my deep dish.
[G#] Don't want no dick that got for skin.
I'ma have to show you to the [C#] door, man
Connect it to my walls like it's Spiderman. _
[A] My saliva don't dry up even by a [G#] fan
You [F#] got me caught up in your web.
You my Spiderman.
[G#] Subwayman noodles off that dig.
That's my [D#m] vitamins
Take in [C#] you and crap it, crap it, crap it.
You sit on your private, private, private.
I ride [A] it while you drive it, drive it, drive it
Let you swim in my island, [G#] island, island.
Take in you [F#] and crap it, crap it, crap it.
You sit on your private, private, private.
I [G#] ride it while you drive it, drive it, drive it
Let you swim in my island, [F#] island, island
_ [C#] I'll _ _ _ _ _ _ burn your dick, [A] no marathon.
That's a worry, so I'ma need a hassle line
Got the magic touch and I don't need a wand.
Make the dick come faster than Kimmy John
[F#] I suck a fart out your ass.
Just pass me a little cash
[C#m] Had to show this nigga I am not a coward.
In his pussy go [F#m] a hundred mouths per hour
[C#] Your dick shock me like it tazed me.
Like a newborn better [A] spank me
Can't suck no dick being lazy.
Pussy looks fatter than Jay-Z
She [F#] bang me on the floor like the crab, baby.
I'm about to shut you up like the library
[C#m] Trick the suckin' dick and support it.
[G#] Get that tongue out like [A] Jordans
Rub on my clit, it's lit.
Oh, [B] yes, my papi love this
[G#] I flip this pussy [C#m] inside out.
I call that Gabby Douglas
[A] You still eat it while I'm bleedin'.
That's my vampire
Hot [G#] pussy on your dick.
Well, we could make a campfire
The [C#] dick connected to my walls like it's Spiderman _
[A] My saliva don't dry up even by a [G#] fan
You [F#] got me caught up in your web.
You my Spiderman
So [G#] burn them noodles off that dick.
That's my vitamin
[F#]
Hey gang, [C#] you went private, private, private.
You sit on your private, private, private
I [A] ride it while you drive it, drive it, drive it.
Let you scream in my alley, [G#] alley, alley
Hey gang, [F#] you went private, private, private.
You sit on your private, private, private
I [G#] ride it while you drive it, drive it, drive it.
Let you scream in my alley, [F#] alley, alley
Pussy go up and down like a seesaw.
Up at night, that's sweetball
Lickin' all of your meatballs.
I drew it on it like a sweet [G#] dog
Not to tell by the way you soundin'.
You want another round?
Well, who's countin'?
Pity so perky, he so thirsty.
I should draw him to the Buckman [C#] fountain
I'm a tater [A] thot, I'm a thot [D#] tater.
On the front floor, jackin' moves for you
Just to [G#] fuck him and his brother.
Cause I'm a real hoe, ain't no rules to the play
I'm a kangaroo the way I'm bout to [C#] hop on that G _
[G#] Stretch this pussy out and put scratch marks on my shit
[C#] I fuck the dick on the go.
I suck the dick like a pro
[A] Not gettin' snot on my nose.
But you know [G#] I'm bout to blow
[F#] Let me prove that I'm with it.
Make my legs touch the ceiling
[G#] Pussy fatter than a big leg.
Eat this pussy, have a [F#] picnic
[C#] Have you ever met a girl more nasty than two girls [C#m] in one cup?
[A] Put the dick head down, throw him on my butt.
That's how we [G#] play, send it up
[F#] Let me talk all in your ear.
Longer than a Martin Luther King speech
[G#] My coochie did a lot of dirty things, so of course [F#] it need preaching
[C#] Connected to my walls like it's Spiderman _
[A] My saliva don't dry up even by a band
You [F#] got me caught up in your web.
You my Spiderman
Suck [G#] random noodles off that dick.
That's my vitamin
Heck yeah, [C#] you ain't cop it, cop it, cop it
You sit on your crap, crap, crap it
[A] I ride it while you drive it, drive it, drive it
Let you swim in my holla, holla
Heck yeah, [F#] you ain't cop it, cop it, cop it
You sit on your crap, crap, crap it
[G#] I ride it while you drive it, drive it, drive it
Let you swim in my holla, holla
_ [C#] _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ [N] _