The Nurse Chords by The Slackers

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Something [C] has taught [Bb] me, karma [F] has rolled me.
God [C] is a comedy, [Bb] sweet [F] Jesus told me.
Says [A] if you lost him, [Bb] please [F] send a basket.
Fire [C] your musket [Bb] over [F] my casket.
[Bb] Roll out [F] the stretcher [Bb] and make me [C] feel better.
[F] For what is bad, [C] don't be glad.
[Bb] For what is worse, [F] I'm the nurse.
Baby, [C] don't you give me [Bb] your words of [F] sweet whiskey.
The [C] southern drawl crawling [Bb] over [F] me quickly.
You see I [A] could lie to [Bb] you, laugh at [F] you, then cry to you.
But [C] I'm no longer [Bb] twisted [Dm] and tied to you.
[Bb] So roll out [F] the stretcher [Bb] and make me [C] feel better.
[F] For what is bad, [C] don't be glad.
[Bb] For what is worse, [Dm] I'm the nurse.
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_ _ [C] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [F] _ _
_ _ [C] _ [Bb] Don't lie, [F] I've done her.
She teach me [C] no lesson.
[Bb] Call when [F] you want her.
Sweet horse [A] out in Florida.
[Bb] She'll lay me [F] some wisdom.
He says know what [C] you're wanting.
[Bb] Just ask to [F] receive him.
Roll out [Bb] the [F] stretcher [Bb] and make me [C] feel better.
For what is [F] bad, don't [C] be glad.
For what is [Bb] worse, I'm the [F] nurse.
For what is bad, [C] don't be glad.
[Bb] For what is worse, [F] I'm the nurse.
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