The Headmaster Ritual Chords by The Smiths

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[C] _ [G] _ _ [E] _ _ _ [Bm] _ _
[A] _ [B] _ _ [E] witches [Dbm] from natcheack-et-hew [A] _
[B] spineless [Bm] swines and [E] mental minds
[B] selling produce just to kill you [A] same old thing
_ [E] _ [Dbm] [B] since 1962.
He does the military
to [Ab] step down
the make [Abm]-up
[Db] miner.
[B] I wanna go [Abm] home.
I [E] don't want to stay.
[Ebm] You've [B] got
education as [E] a bad mister.
[Ab] _ [A] _ [Db] [Abm] Live with hunger, play
fills, serve [E] what
your needs.
[Ab] Lose you and
groin, [B] elbow in the face.
[Dbm] Lose the [Ab] figures
and the last [E] place.
I wanna go [Ab] home.
I don't [G] wanna stay.
_ [E] _
[C] La [G] la la la la [E] la la la.
[G] La la la la _ _ _ _ [E] la la la la.
[G] La la la la [E] la la la la.
La la la la la la la la.
[G] La la la la la _ _ _
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[C] _ [E] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
[Dbm] _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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[G] la la [E] la.
_ _ [Bm] _
[A] La la la la. [B] We're children [E] fools from [Dbm] Manchester
[A] The school's spineless [B] bastard [D] [E] though
_ _ [Bm] [B] So if the truth just abused
[A] Same old joke since [E] [Dbm] 1902
[B] _
He doesn't look you to [Ab] step down
The name [B] of my [Db] name
[Abm] I wanna go home
I don't want [E] to stay
[Ebm]
[B] Give up life was [E] a bad mistake
[Ab] _ [A] [Db] Please [Abm] _
excuse me function
My [E] doctor's terrible phone call
[Ebm] He grabs him by [B] the balls
He kicks me in the [E] shouts
He kicks me in the [Ab] shouts
And grabs him by [Dbm] the balls
I want to go [Ab] home
I don't want [G] to stay
La, la, la, [E] la, la, la, _
[G] la_
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