Chords for THE STAR WARS RECAP SONG

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_ _ _ _ Star Wars has returned [Db] to resume its storyline.
[Ab] Between the last film and now, well, [B] it's been a [Db] long, long time.
[Gb] If you've forgotten [Db] anything, we'll remind you now.
[Ab] In a very detailed recap [B] of how [Db] it all went [Gb] _ down. _ _ _ _
Escape pod to Tatooine, [Dbm] Jawa sent to Yacht Machines,
[Abm] Young Skywalker's sunset [B] scene, R2 [Dbm]-ANTS and people [Gb] scream.
Obi-Wan in long dark [Dbm] robes, must repair C-3PO.
[Abm] Obi-Wan, you're my only hope!
Uncle [Db] Owen!
Aunt Luke!
[Gb] Nope!
Moss-island, lots [Db] of weirdos, not the droids as far as [Ab] we know.
Han shoots first, bye bye [B] Greedo.
Chewie, [Db] jump up to light [Gb] speed, go!
Alderaan to [Db] smithereens, that's no mean.
Tractor [Ab] beam, dress up as the other [B] team, to save the [Db] captured future [Gb] queen.
Dodging blasters, trash [Db] compactor, quote off.
Between dueling [Ab] actors, wayward student slays his [B] master.
Must [Db] escape, but must go faster.
[Gb] TIE fighters, hot [Db] pursuit, don't get cocky, kid, just [Ab] shoot.
Yavin 4, prep the [B] troops, they the [Db] force be with you, [Gb] Luke.
Plus red 10-3-6 and [Db] dull, torpedoes miss, computers [Ab] fault.
Use the force, now Luke, don't [B] stall!
Banner, [Db] Vulcan, woo, let's [Gb] call!
Death Star goes [Db] kablooey, everyone get out there [Abm] zooming!
Medals for their royal [B] duty, Han and [Db] Luke, but it's not [Gb] Chewie.
_ _ _ [Db] Star Wars, [Abm] Star Wars, this [B] is [Db] everything that happens [Gb] in
_ _ [Db] Star Wars, _ [Abm] Star Wars.
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Ice planet, want the [D] cave, Obi-Wan beyond the [A] grave,
Solo in the blizzard [C] grave.
Tauntaun [D] guts, Luke is [G] saved, back to base of frozen [D] water,
nerf herder, kiss [Am] that's awkward, star destroyers, giant [C] walkers,
lots and [D] lots of rebel [G] slaughter.
Asteroids, take a [D] breather, are inarnosphalic [Am] creatures,
where you'll [C] meet your ancient [D] muppet Jedi [G] teacher.
Physical and mental [D] training, Vader vision, Yoda's [A] phrasing,
do or do not, X-wing [C] greasing, whoop, gotta [D] go!
Friends need [G] saving, cloud city [D] wariness, once more 3PO's a [Am] mess,
dark teams up with Boba [C] Fett, as the [D] world's worst [G] intergas.
Luke is on his way, [D] although, carbonite will pour on [Am] Solo,
Walter deal, damn it [C] Lando, awesome [D] kiss, I love you, [Em] I know. _ _ _ _ _ _
Luke and Vader, this [C] is it, epic battle, trading [G] hits,
sabers clash, poppin' [D] fizz, nothing is as cool [Em] as this,
Vader cuts him at the [C] wrist, high above an endless [G] pit,
dark side pitches, Luke [D] resists, I am your father, [G] holy shit!
_ _ [D] Star Wars, Star [A] _
[Am] Wars, [C] this is [D] everything that happens [G] in
_ _ _ [D] Star Wars, Star [Am] _
Wars,
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Java's palace, next [Eb] vendetta, Chewie captured, plan [Bbm] developed,
Slayer's bounty, Hunter [Db] get up, I'm free [Eb]-song, but it's a [Ab] setup,
Luke shows up in [Eb] Tatooine, Leia's super hot [Bb] bikini,
rank or fight, that [Db] bikini, Star-Lacked it, that [Ab] bikini,
walk the plank, but the plan is [Eb] set, green lightsaber, catch, no [Bbm] sweat,
Java goosely choked to [Db] death, the same is [Eb] true for Boba [Ab] Fett,
Stegobot look [Eb] retreats, Master Yoda dies in [Bbm] peace,
Kenobi paints a family [Db] tree, remember [Eb] that one kissing [Ab] scene,
Death Star almost good to [Eb] go, the Emperor now joins the [Bbm] show,
Endor is more frightening [Db] though, with teddy [Eb] bears, with bows and [Ab] arrows,
Luke gets caught, confronts his [Eb] dad, come with me, you're not all [Bb] bad,
[Bbm] Rebels move in to [Db] attack, the Death Star, [Eb] but whoops, it's our [Ab] crack,
one more saber, fight's a [Eb] given, Vader's hand cut, [Bb] symbolism,
lightning fingers, [Db] indecision, Vader [Eb] toss, and all's [Ab] forgiven,
bonding quick before it [Eb] blows, remove the helmet, that's [Bbm] gross,
Endor dancing, happy [Db] ghost, and that is [Eb] how the story [Ab] goes!
_ _ _ [Eb] Star Wars, [C] Star [Bbm] Wars, that [Db] was [Eb] everything that happened [Ab] in
_ _ [Eb] Star Wars, _ [Bbm] Star Wars, there [Db] were only [Ebm] three installments [Ab] of
_ _ [Eb] Star Wars, [Bbm] Star Wars, [Db] don't look any [Ebm] further into [Ab] it,
_ _ [Eb] Star [Cm] Wars, [B] Star Wars, _ [Gb] _ Star _ [Ab] _
Wars!
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