Fatso Chords by The Story

_ [F] _ [F#] _ [G#m] _ _ [A] _ _ _
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[E] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
[C#m] _ _ [A] _ _ [C#m] _ _ _ [A] _
[C#m] _ _ [F#] _ [C#m] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ _ [C#m] _ _ [A] _
_ [C#m] _ _ [F#] _ _ [C#m] This [A] is the last [C#m] _ [A] time, this [C#m] time I [A] will _ [E] win.
[Am] _ _ [C#m] _ [A] It took a long [C#m] time [A] to gain [G#] this [A] weight.
[E] It will take [Bm] a long [C#m] time to [Dm] lose _ [A]
it again. _ _ _ _ _
_ [C#m] Only [F#m] _ _ [C#m] _ _ _
[A] _ [C#m] _ _ [A] _ [C#m] water for [A] a [C#m] _ [F#] week, [C#m] _ _ and [A] maybe carrots and celery.
[E] And if [F#] I [C#m] lose then [Dm] Sunday [C#m] I'll [A] have [C#m] brown _ [A] _ [E] _ rice. _
[A] _ [C#m] _ _ [F#] _ _ [C#m] _ _
[A] Because someone will adore me when my [F] ribs show [F#m] clearly.
[A] And I'm thin [Dm] even when I sit [G] [Dm] down. _ _ _
[A] Someone will admire my gorgeous [F] arms [F#m] and legs when [A] I'm only [Bm] _
100 _ [A#] pounds. _ _ _
I [A] bought a [C#] _ [A] doctor's scale [C#m] on [A] sale today.
_ [C#m] _ _ [F#] _
_ [C#m] _ [A] It takes up [C#m] half the bathroom [A] and it's [C#m] really [E] ugly.
But I know [D] it's going [C#m]
to [A#] help [G#] me [A] reach my goal. _
_ [E] _ _ [A] _ _ [C#m] _ _ _
_ _ [A] I get so [C#m] dizzy [A#]
when [C#m] I stand [A] and _ [C#m] frown.
[F#m] _
[C#] _ _ [D] [A] And I don't feel like dancing but [E] I know I'm gonna [C#m] do it this [A] time _ [C#m] _ [A] for [C#m] sure.
_ _ [A] _ _ [C#m] _ _ [F#] _
[C#] _ Now [A] I walk [C#m] past [A] _
fat [C#m]-toe-eating [A] [C#m] donuts, _ [A] _ _
[C#m] _ _ [A] cream [C#m] filling, [F#m] ice [C#m]-tick [E] jimmies.
And [D] I am [C#m] so glad [Dm] I [E] am [A] not [E] like [A] them. _
[E] _ _ [A] _ _ [C#m] _ _ [F#] _ _
[C#m] _ [A] Because someone will adore me when [C#] my ribs [F#m] show clearly.
[G] And I'm thin [Dm] even when I [G] sit [Dm] down.
_ [G] _ [C#] Someone will [D#] admire [A] my gorgeous [F] arms [F#m] and legs when [A] I'm only _ [D] 100 _ [E] pounds. _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ Last [A] night I [C#m] dreamed [A] I ate [C#m] a chocolate [Dm] [C#m] cake.
_ [F#] _ _ [A] _ And when I woke up I was sure it was true.
[E] So I [D] weighed myself [C#m] just to make [Dm] sure and drank a [C#m] _ [D] diet [G#] coke.
_ [E] _
_ _ _ [Bm] _ _ [C#m] _ _ [A] _
_ I'm _ _ _ _ _
_ [C#m] _ _ [F#m] _ _ [C#m] _ _ [A] _
[C#m] Jenny.
[D#] _ _ _ _ [G#] _ [F#m] _
_ _ [C#m] I'm [A] Jenny.
Ciao, ciao, ciao.
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